Subject: [FFML] I'm back! (Okay, so what's with all the spam?)
From: Jason Liao
Date: 8/25/1998, 8:38 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

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<piku piku>

(to forestall any questions, I use pine as my mailer)

Just wanted everyone to know that I've returned, though my C&C will have
to wait until I've cleared out all of the "I hate Gary's C&C", "vi sucks!"
spam, and the enlightening wisdom by that wonderful English major, and
prolific writer, Gut Boy.

This is the last time that I forget to unsub when I expect to be away for
a week...


P.S ShortYes, Sommer, others who's fics I may have missed in the general
flood of mail, my apologies for not getting to your preread versions of
your fics.  However, I *did* ask you to send it to the alternate addy.  I
promise that I'll get around to them once I can get my mail level to a
reasonable level.


-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...