GENMA & SOUUN WRITE A FIC
				by Scott K. Jamison
	(Tekahashi ccreated the characters.  The plotline is borrowed 
from other spamfics.)

	The two middle-aged men tiptoed as they entered Nabiki's room.  
	"Are you sure this is a good idea, Saotome?" asked the one with 
hair. 
	"Absolutely, Tendou.  Everyone else is doing it.  Do you remember 
the password?"
	"Yes."  Souun moved to the computer, typed in "GIMMEMONEY", and 
stared in confusion as the screen failed to light up.
	"Perhaps if we turn it on, Tendou."
	"Quite right, Saotome."
	Eighteen minutes and three false starts later, the two finally 
had the word-processing program operating.
	"Let's begin."
			*		*		* 
	Ranma sat in the living room, his manly (man among men, in truth) 
bearing showing his true manliness.  He gazed at his true love Akane.  If 
only he could break through his foolish rebellion and admit his feelings! 
			*		*		*
	"Laying it on a bit thick, aren't we, Saotome?"
	"Let's see you do better, Tendou."
			*		*		*
	Akane gazed back at him, the affection she hid behind a mask of 
anger yearning to break free.  But how could she abandon her pride and 
let him know how she truly felt?
	They continued sitting quietly, neither daring to move lest they 
begin another quarrel.  Suddenly, their fathers, who were not self-insert 
characters
			*		*		*
	"Tendou, precisely what is a `self-insert character' anyway?"
	"I'm not sure, Saotome.  Some sort of American perversion even 
the Master disdains."
	"Oh."
			*		*		*
	who were *definitely* not self-insert characters, burst into the 
room.  Each of them grabbed their child by the head and pushed themn 
together so that the affianced couple's lips met in a kiss.
	Ranma and Akane's eyes went wide, then closed as they both leaned 
into the kiss, and then embraced each other.
	"I love you, Akane!" said Ranma.  "Let's get married!"
	"Okay!  I love you too!  But what of all our problems?" replied 
his soon-to-be bride.
	"Not to worry!" said Akane's father, the strappingly handsome 
patriarch.  "We have matters well in hand!"
	Nabiki came in leading the Kunou boy by the hand.  "You were 
right Daddy!  Getting Kunou-baby to have a lobotomy was a brilliant 
idea.  His personality is much better now, and we're getting married so 
no one in our family will ever be poor again!"
			*		*		*
	"My turn, Tendou."
			*		*		*
	Ranma said, "But what about my engagement to Ukkyo?"
			*		*		*
	"That's `Ukyou', Saotome."
	"I know what I'm doing, Tendou."
			*		*		*
	Ranma's wise and benevolent father replied, "No problem son.  
She's run off with that ninja girl from the restaurant.  Always knew she 
wasn't really interested in boys."
	The wall caved in as the stupid and annoying Shampoo entered.  
"Aiyah!  Shampoo no give up Ranma!"
			*		*		*
	"Saotome, you do realize `Aiyah' actually has a meaning, right?"
	"It does?  I really must bother learning Chinese sometime."
			*		*		*
	Shampoo was promptly cold-cocked by the boy in glasses, Mousse, 
right, and then declared her love for him and they both went away 
forever. 
	At this point, Ranma's mother Nodoka came in.  She was pleased to 
see Ranma hugging and kissing Akane, and doing some things that he 
probably should've waited until after the wedding for.
			*		*		*
	"My turn, Saotome."	
			*		*		*
	"Well, it's about time,"  Nodoka said.  "But I'm afraid that 
because of the curse, I still can't say that you've succeeded in making 
Ranma a man among men, so you'll have to commit seppuku."
			*		*		*
	"Tendou, what the hell do you think you're doing?!"
	"Putting some much-needed dramatic tension into the story.  Don't 
worry.  See this next paragraph."
			*		*		*
	At that moment, Kasumi came in carrying the father's former 
master.  "Father, I've convinced Grandfather Happosai of the evil of his 
ways."
	The hideous dwarf bowed before his students.  "I was wrong to 
harrass and harm you, and to make up for what I did, I'll cure Ranma of 
his curse."  With that he sprayed water on Ranma, who shimmered and 
became two people, one male and one female.
	The male Ranma leaped into the air, then kissed Akane again.  
"I'm cured!"  The female Ranma just stood blankly.
	"What about her?" asked Akane's compassionate father.
	"Not done yet, sonny," replied Happosai.  He pulled out a scroll 
and read a spell aloud.  The female Ranma's eyes filled with 
intelligence. 
	She smiled and hugged Akane's father.  "It's so good to see you 
again, husband!  It's me, Kimiko!  Your old master has given his life so 
that I can live again in this new body!"
	And indeed, Happosai had kicked the bucket.
	"And now that Mother's back, I can marry that nice doctor!"  
Kasumi enthused.
			*		*		*
	"Back to me, Tendou."
			*		*		*
	Nodoka smiled at her husband.  "You have fulfilled all your 
promises, and shown yourself to be a true man.  From now on, I will never 
question you again."  The two embraced.
	And they all lived happily ever after.  The End.
			*		*		*
	"*snf*  That was beautiful, Saotome."
	"Thank you, Tendou.  Now, let's send it off."
	"Not that button, it's...Delete."
	"Oops."
	"Hi Daddy, I'm home."  Nabiki smiled at the two fathers as they 
registered her presence.  "I can retrieve that file for you...for a 
price.  I'll just add it to the rental fee for computer time."



			REALLY THE END


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