I debated with myself whether or not to send this to the list after I
finished it and read it over again, then I thought, "What the heck, I
wrote it, no need for it to go to waste". 

READ THE WARNINGS BEFORE YOU READ THIS FANFIC, BECAUSE IT CONTAINS VERY
OBJECTIONABLE MATERIAL!!!

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Author's notes:

This little lemon was inspired by Happousai's post from a while
ago about wooden ponies, which was...interesting, to say the
least (I hope it hasn't corrupted me for life :P). Anyways, it
got me thinking some weird-type thoughts, so I decided to crank
this one out; I just had to get it out of my system. It's a
little spur-of-the-moment type thing, so I didn't really
proofread it much. If I get a good response I might improve it
and post a revised version. I hope you guys don't call me a
pervert for writing this very gratuitous work. A cookie to
whoever spots the reference I put in the teaser. :)

Please don't kill me for writing this. Those who are faint of
heart may be disturbed. This is NOT my usual writing style, and
it's probably the only time I'll ever write something like this.
Reading back over this once more, it looks like I must have been
in a VERY pissy/depressed mood when I wrote this, and needed
badly to vent some steam.

*** LEMON *** LEMON *** LEMON *** LEMON *** LEMON *** LEMON ***

WARNING:  This is a lemon containing non-consentual sexual
          situations, with an ending to rival that of Bitter End.
          If you had trouble stomaching Uncle Fester's Nekophilia
          or Kunophilia, DO NOT READ THIS; IT'S WORSE!!! I will
          not be held responsible for nightmares, anxiety,
          premature aging, loss of hair, loss of weight, loss of
          bladder control, perverse dreams, or desire to act out
          scenes in this lemon in any way.

*** LEMON *** LEMON *** LEMON *** LEMON *** LEMON *** LEMON ***

*text* denotes thoughts in the character's native tongue.
"text" denotes normal (Japanese) speech.
<text> denotes foreign (usually Chinese) speech.

---

Shampoo briefly looked up from the concoction she was preparing.
She spoke to herself, "Let's see, now Shampoo add eye of newt,"
as she opened a jar of small gelatinous spheres, carefully
plucked one out and put it in the boiling cauldron. Closing the
jar, she picked out another one labelled "Frog Toes", similarly
opening it and adding one of the toes to her cauldron.

"Now Shampoo stir slowly to the left," said Shampoo as she
stirred the liquid, "and now slowly to right," as she reversed
the direction she was stirring. "And BANG! To get rid of
bubbles." She gave the side of the cauldron a good smack with the
wooden spoon, causing the bubbles inside to erupt to the surface
and pop.

Shampoo smiled cutely to herself, a predatory gleam in her eye as
the potion was completed. "This time Shampoo get Ranma for sure."
In all her glee of preparing the potion, she had completely
forgotten about the warning regarding possible side-effects of
the potion...

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                            Ranma 1/2
                     Riding the Wooden Pony
            a "Dark Sick Lemon" fanfic by Philip Mak
=================================================================

Ranma stood sullenly against a tree in the courtyard of Furinkan
High. He had just finished lunch, or rather, loosing his lunch.
"Man, I wish Akane wouldn't insist on me eating her cooking so
much," lamented Ranma to himself. "While she's gettin' better and
all, she could still kill an ox with that...damn. I guess I'll
have to go hungry for the rest of the d...URK!"

Ranma's explanation followed right after the ring of a bicycle
bell, as the front wheel of a bicycle embedded itself in Ranma's
face, knocking him down to the ground. Taking little notice of
the unfortunate pig-tailed boy's mishap, Shampoo dismounted
gracefully off of her bicycle and offered the contents of the
delivery box she was carrying to him. "Here Ranma, Shampoo bring
you special deluxe ramen," cheerfully intoned Shampoo. "Airen eat
before it get cold."

Ranma groggily got up off the ground, calmly brushing himself off
and rubbing the bump on his head, having mostly gotten used to
being run over by Shampoo by now. "Ah, thanks a lot Shampoo...
you just saved me from havin' ta go hungry for the rest of the
day," said Ranma. He gratefully took the offered bowl and
chopsticks and polished off the ramen in record time. Had his
tastebuds not been burned out from Akane's earlier attempt at
cooking, he might have noticed something odd about the taste of
the ramen...

---

Shampoo smiled a sinisterly to herself; it would only be a matter
of hours before the lust potion she put in the ramen took effect
on Ranma. And then, he would be hers...Shampoo was so caught up
in her thoughts that she almost forgot to glomp onto Ranma.
Almost.

"Now Ranma take Shampoo on date, yes?" asked Shampoo as she
snuggled up against Ranma.

"Uhh...I've still got school this afternoon Shampoo," replied
Ranma as he cringed inwardly, feeling Shampoo's well-endowed
talents pressing into the back of his body. "Um, I gotta go,
yeah...that's it, I gotta go." Ranma quickly ran off into the
school building, with a few minutes to spare before the end of
lunch time.

Shampoo looked on longingly at Ranma's retreating figure, but
then remembered that he ate all her ramen and decided that it
wasn't too bad, since she would be getting him in a few hours
anyway...or so she thought...

Four hours later...

Ukyou absently polished the grill in her okonomiyaki-ya, the
place being completely empty that afternoon, business having been
slow; she had only received a handful of customers since she had
returned from school.

Her martial arts danger sense suddenly warned her of impending
danger, as the door flew open; it all happened so fast that she
could only make out a thin red blur before she felt some pressure
at the back of her neck and collapsed unconscious into her
assailant's arms.

---

Akane was in the dojo practising her moves. There were a couple
of demolished cinder blocks swept up in the corner, as she lashed
out at the practice dummy on front of her with powerful
combination of moves.

The practice dummy fell to the ground under her assault, and a
few seconds later Akane fell into the arms of an attacker who had
snuck up behind her while she was practising and poked her
shiatsu sleep spot.

---

Shampoo was cooking in the kitchen of the Nekohanten to serve the
small handful of customers who had just arrived. She had set
Mousse to work polishing the tables again, just to keep him out
of her hair. *The special potion I fed Ranma should have taken
effect by now,* she thought to herself. *I'll go...visit him
right after I'm done cooking here.*

That was her last coherent thought, as a red blur slipped in very
fast through the back door, incapacitated her quickly and
efficiently, and carried her out the same way it came in.

---

Ukyou groggily awoke and took in her surroundings. She appeared
to be in the storage room at the back of her okonomiyaki-ya. The
lights were turned off, but the light streaming in from the
closed curtains was enough for her to see. The first thing she
noticed was that she couldn't move her arms; her hands had been
tied behind her back. Then she looked down and realized she was
completely naked. Looking around, she saw Akane and Shampoo in
similar predicaments. Shampoo's arms had been handcuffed and
hoisted above her head by a rope attached to the ceiling, high
enough to keep her in a mostly standing position. Looking down
below her shaved crotch, there was a wooden plank between her
legs at the thighs, hanging from some ropes attached to pulleys
in the ceiling. A pair of heavy anklets were around Shampoo's
ankles and were chained together.

Akane's arms were handcuffed in a spread-eagle pattern, each
wrist chained to the side of a shelf, just enough to hold her
upright. Her crotch was shaved too. A sawhorse, the kind used to
fence off construction sites, was situated between her legs,
reaching up to her knees. A pair of heavy cuffs connected by a
short length of chain locked her ankles together.

Acting on a hunch, Ukyou looked below her with some trepidation
and found out that her pussy had also been shaved while she was
unconscious. There was a wooden plank between her legs hanging
from ropes in the ceiling, similar to Shampoo's. Her plank was
elevated somewhat higher though, enough to touch her pussy lips
causing her to squirm a bit in discomfort. Looking down further,
she found out that some heavy chains had been attached to her
ankles.

"Akane! Shampoo! Wake up!" exclaimed Ukyou.

Shampoo was the first to stir, slowly opening her eyes and taking
in the situation around her. "Aiya! What pervert-spatula-girl do
to Shampoo and uncute tomboy?"

Akane snapped awake at Shampoo's shout. The expression on her
face could only be described as one of shock and surprise.
"Ukyou? Shampoo? What happened here?"

A sinister laugh answered their question. "Heh-heh. I'm going to
enjoy this," announced a shadowy figure as he entered the room,
and turned on the lights to reveal...

"RANMA?!" exclaimed all three girls in unison.

---

"What do you think you're doing, you pervert!?" exclaimed Akane
angrily from her undignified position, being suspended up in the
air as she was.

"Gee, I dunno," replied Ranma sarcastically. "Maybe I just wanna
have a little fun with all my fiancees?"

All three girls instantly knew something was wrong; Ranma would
never act like this normally. Their suspicion was further
confirmed when they noticed that Ranma had a big growing bulge in
his pants.

Shampoo suddenly paled. *Oh no, the potion! It must have done
this to Ranma!* thought Shampoo. *I wanted to have sex with
Ranma, but not like this...*

"Ranchan!" exclaimed Ukyou as she squirmed uncomfortably over the
wooden beam, her thighs quivering slightly. "Why are you doing
this?"

Ranma gave no response, as the fires of lust burned in him and he
began stroking his hardening member, all the while approaching
Ukyou.

Ukyou looked around in panic, not knowing what to do. Under
different circumstances, she would have been glad to go all the
way with Ranma, but this...this was just scaring her. Then she
spotted a bucket of water, which was just within reach of her
feet. Not stopping to question what the bucket was doing there,
she quickly picked up the bucket with her feet in a tremendous
show of willpower and strength, and splashed it on Ranma, turning
him into a girl. Ukyou quickly realized her mistake though, as
she let out a yelp of pain. Her move had caused her bare pussy to
crash into the wooden plank; despite the drop being only a couple
of inches, it still hurt. She quickly got her feet back on the
ground, holding up her pussy away from the plank as she grit her
teeth from the lingering pain.

The splash of water had momentarily staved off Ranma-chan, but
had not stopped the lust burning in her, for the drug in the
ramen Shampoo had given her was still running strong. Still, in
her present form she could not mount the girls and take them like
she had planned before. *Oh well,* thought Ranma-chan. *I'll
enjoy it this way too; I'm not going to waste time getting hot
water when I can be having some fun.*

Closing the rest of the distance between herself and Ukyou, she
reached out and cupped Ukyou's breasts with her hands. She
marvelled at their size; she had never seen them before without
the chest bindings, and they were almost as big as Ranma-chan's
or Shampoo's. Ranma-chan trailed one hand down to Ukyou's sex,
which was still recovering from its encounter with the wooden
plank. Ukyou whimpered as Ranma-chan inserted a finger into her
pussy, which was already slightly wet from the stimulation.

Shampoo looked on silently at what was happening before her.
Akane was yelling at Ranma-chan and calling her a pervert, but
was casually ignored. As her insults got more intense though,
Ranma-chan decided to pay some attention to the screaming girl
before she screamed her head off.

Carefully withdrawing her fingers from Ukyou's sex, Ranma-chan
walked over to Akane. Akane was so caught up in her shouting at
Ranma-chan that she failed to notice Ranma-chan take four
metallic objects out of her pocket, or what they were. What she
did notice though was Ranma-chan's hands on her breasts, and then
the sharp pain as she attached the nipple clamps---for that was
what the metallic objects were---onto Akane's nipples, two clamps
per breast. Akane yelped sharply in pain and threw her head
around, then abruptly started when she felt a powerful electric
shock jolt through her breasts.

"Aww shut up Akane, screaming your head off ain't gonna do you no
good," said Ranma as she removed her hands from the nipple
clamps, having used her chi to generate electricity. She sent
another electric shock, this one more powerful, through the
short-haired girl's labia, eliciting a whimper from Akane in
response.

Akane yelped again, as she felt the sawhorse between her legs
being elevated. Ranma had placed some cinder blocks below the
legs of the sawhorse, elevating it enough that it held her far
enough off the ground that she had to tiptoe to reach it. The
discomfort of having her sensitive labia crushed between her
pelvic bone and the unyielding wood began to assert itself almost
immediately.

Deciding that Akane had had enough from her for the moment,
Ranma-chan left the girl elevated slightly off the ground by the
plank below her pussy, and walked over to Shampoo. Shampoo looked
back at her with an unreadable expression, but Ranma-chan could
detect fear in the way Shampoo looked at her. She grinned like a
predator would, and then made her move.

Shampoo suddenly found herself on the receiving end of a
passionate kiss from Ranma-chan, who was caressing the purple-
haired girl's cheek with her hand while kneading her breast with
the other hand. Shampoo seemed to melt into the kiss, but did not
reciprocate. After a moment, Ranma-chan broke off the kiss with
Shampoo, and got a few more clamps out of her pocket. She took a
hold of Shampoo's labia as she prepared to attach the clamps. She
could tell the girl was aroused by the trickle of juices that was
dripping out of her pussy, even though her facial expression
didn't show it. Shampoo bit down on her lip to stifle the scream
that threatened to come out as Ranma-chan attached the clamps to
Shampoo's pussy lips, the unyielding hard metal biting into the
sensitive flesh. Shampoo suddenly yelped in pain, as Ranma-chan
pressed sharply on the clamps, driving the metal teeth fully into
and through her labia, to ensure that the clamps would not fall
off.

Ranma-chan quickly and efficiently threaded some string through
the rings at the end of the clamps, then fastened the strings to
each other around Shampoo's back, effectively holding the doors
to her sex wide open. Ranma-chan then took a hold of the rope
attached to the pulleys holding the plank between Shampoo's legs
up, and elevated the plank. She stopped briefly as the plank came
into contact with Shampoo's pussy, giving her a few seconds to
get used to it, then elevated the plank the rest of the way,
lifting Shampoo's body completely off the ground. Shampoo
whimpered as she squirmed uncontrollably, futilely trying to get
her pussy more comfortable but only resulted in making herself
even more uncomfortable as the unyielding wooden plank
unrelentlessly crushed her tender flesh.

Akane whimpered as she tried to keep on her tiptoes to protect
the delicate flesh of her pussy, but she was fighting a loosing
battle against time, which was quickly causing her calf muscles
to become tired. It would only be a matter of time before her
strength failed her.

Meanwhile, Ranma-chan left Shampoo to pay some attention Ukyou.
As Ranma-chan approached her, Ukyou's eyes took on a frightened
look as she thought of what was to come. To her surprise however,
Ranma-chan lowered the plank away from her pussy, relieving her
of the pressure it was putting on her sex. Ukyou was totally
unprepared for when Ranma-chan brought her face down to Ukyou's
crotch and began licking her.

Ranma-chan grasped Ukyou's hips with her hands, as she easily
parted the petals of Ukyou's already-wet sex with her tongue and
started with long, slow licks up the length of Ukyou's slit,
savouring the musky scent and taste of her love juices. Slowly
picking up the rhythm, Ranma-chan started drawing circles around
Ukyou's clitoris using her tongue. Her right hand moved over to
Ukyou's vagina, then slipped two fingers inside her, burying them
up to the hilt. Ranma-chan withdrew her fingers half way, then
inserted three fingers into Ukyou, curving them slightly and
rotating them, brushing against Ukyou's G-spot with her knuckles
while licking across her love button.

Ukyou's sex was still a bit sore from her stunt with the bucket
earlier, but the amount of pleasure Ranma-chan was giving her
seemed to make it pale in comparison. She moaned incoherently,
begging Ranma-chan for more, which she obliged. After about a
minute, Ukyou could rapidly feel her control fading, as the fire
in her loins built up to its climax, ready to explode. "Ohhh
Ran-chan!" she screamed as she was about to come...

Ranma-chan suddenly withdrew her fingers and tongue from Ukyou,
leaving her dangling excruciatingly close to orgasm, but not
quite able to reach it. Grinning sinisterly, Ranma-chan stroked
Ukyou's abdomen with her hand, absently wiping Ukyou's love
juices off from her hand. "Now Ucchan, we can't have you coming
just yet," said Ranma-chan condescendingly.

Ukyou looked back at Ranma-chan, her face a mixture of anger,
hurt and bliss. "Ran-chan," begged Ukyou. "Finish it please!"

"Not yet, my /sweet/ and /innocent/ Ucchan," replied Ranma-chan.
"I'm not done having fun with you yet."

Ukyou's temper flared up at being left like this by Ranma-chan.
She managed to lash out with a kick at Ranma-chan, despite how
weakened her legs were from the shorter girl's ministrations.
Surprisingly, the kick connected, Ranma-chan having been unready
for it. She doubled over in pain as Ukyou's foot connected with
her right between the legs.

Ranma-chan painfully got up, glaring daggers at Ukyou. "So you
want to play rough huh?" Ranma-chan fished another clamp out of
her other pocket, this one looking bigger and sharper than the
other ones she had used earlier, as the brown-haired girl looked
on wide-eyed. She grabbed a hold of Ukyou's clitoris, then opened
the clamp and clamped down on the hood of her love button,
eliciting a sharp yelp of pain from Ukyou as the steel teeth bit
into tender flesh, and a whimper as she forced the clamp closed
and twisted it a bit, drawing a little blood.

Looking up at Ukyou's face whose eyes were screwed shut from the
unexpected pain and impending orgasm, Ranma-chan felt a pang of
pity for the okonomiyaki chef. Repositioning herself between
Ukyou's legs, Ranma-chan resumed licking the girl's slit. She
trailed her tongue around Ukyou's sex, swirling it around the
swollen clit briefly while caressing the folds of labia with her
fingers.

Ukyou whimpered in pleasure as she felt herself approaching
climax again, then moaned in pleasure as a final lick to her sex
from Ranma-chan sent the waves of orgasm crashing over her, the
love juices flowing from her sex in abundance. Her pleasure was
short-lived however, as she suddenly felt herself being elevated
up into the air by the rising plank between her legs, squashing
delicate flesh. Her feet rose off the ground for about half a
foot before Ranma-chan stopped elevating the plank.

Ukyou immediately started squirming ineffectively by reflex,
trying to free herself from the infernal wood between her legs.
Her eyes met Ranma-chan's, and she uttered one word, "Why?"

"Because I'm tired of it," answered Ranma-chan angrily. "You guys
are always chasing after me. I HAVE HAD IT with being constantly
glomped on, being hit on the head, having my head driven into the
ground by a bicycle wheel, and with the three of you trying to
control my life all the time!" Pausing to take a breath,
Ranma-chan continued, her voice taking on a softer but more
dangerous tone, "Now it's time for me to have some fun with my
'fiancees'. You know, having a girls body is an advantage in
times like this...I can imagine EXACTLY what you are feeling
right now."

Ukyou started to say something, but was cut short as Ranma-chan
bit down sharply on the flesh of her nipple, eliciting another
yelp from Ukyou. She pulled her head back, stretching Ukyou's
nipple out from her breast. Ukyou suddenly felt a sharp pain at
the tip of her nipple, which increased to the point of almost
becoming unbearable, then stopped as suddenly as it started.

Ranma-chan swallowed the severed tip of Ukyou's nipple, then
licked the small wound with her tongue, causing a stinging and
burning sensation in Ukyou's breast. A drop of blood trickled out
of the wound, and was lapped up by Ranma-chan's tongue. The sharp
pain suddenly started again for Ukyou, this time at the tip of
her other breast as Ranma-chan chewed on the other nipple. This
time the pain remained longer as Ranma-chan took her time, raking
the nipple with the sharp edges of her teeth.

Meanwhile, Shampoo looked on impassively at Ukyou's situation
with glazed eyes as she endured the unbearable sensation at the
amount of pressure being put on the tender pink flesh of her sex.
Akane was watching all of this wide-eyed as she kept on her
tiptoes, trying to keep her sex as far away from the dreaded
sawhorse as possible.

Having finished with her little "snack", Ranma-chan turned
towards Akane who was yelling out some more curses at her. She
grinned evilly to herself as a cruel idea popped into her mind.
Grabbing a hammer and a small box of nails off a nearby shelf,
Ranma-chan approached Akane who's eyes suddenly got a fearful
look at seeing the implements she was carrying and she started to
scream.

Being only encouraged by the scream, Ranma-chan closed the
remaining distance between them. She reached down to Akane's love
button with her hand, and pulled up the clitoral hood. After
stretching it out from Akane's body and making sure she got as
much skin as she could, Ranma-chan positioned the nail above
Akane's hood and drove it through the layer of delicate skin into
the top of the sawhorse, pounding it in with the hammer as
Akane's scream started sounding more like a rooster.

Ranma-chan then grabbed Akane's legs out from under her, causing
her sex to crash onto the sawhorse. Propping Akane's legs up on
her left shoulder, Ranma-chan extricated Akane's labia from under
her which were being crushed against the sawhorse by her own
weight. The labia were visibly bruised and had red marks on them
from where Akane had rested on the sawhorse. Pulling out the left
side of Akane's labia, she quickly and efficiently nailed it to
the board. Akane was now thrashing her head around and squirming
violently, trying to get loose as drops of blood escaped from
where her labia had been crucified to the wood.

"Now, now my kawaiikunee otemba," smirked Ranma-chan, "You really
shouldn't squirm around you know. You're just making it worse on
yourself." Moving to Akane's right side while continuing to
support her legs, Ranma-chan nailed her right labia to the board
in a similar fashion. Both sides of Akane's labia as well as her
clitoral hood were now nailed to the sawhorse, as she continued
to squirm as the wood irritated and crushed her bare sex
unbearably.

Ranma let Akane's legs down to the ground and she immediately
tried to stand up to get her sex away from the sawhorse again.
She suddenly yelped louder in pain though, as she realized the
folly of her action; Ranma had nailed her securely to the
sawhorse so that any attempt to get away from it would just pull
on the petals of her sex and cause her more pain. She collapsed
back onto the sawhorse, the hard wood pressing unrelentlessly
into her tortured sex as more tears escaped from her eyes, the
product of physical pain at being tortured and emotional pain of
having such a thing done to her by Ranma.

Ranma-chan walked back over to Shampoo, who was looking at all
that was going on with glazed over eyes. She sighed softly in
relief as Ranma-chan lowered the plank from her sex and examined
the multitude of small bruises that covered it. Ranma-chan undid
the clamps from Shampoo's labia, who gasped in pain as she felt
the blood flow back into the affected area.

Ranma-chan produced a threaded needle out from her pocket, as she
forced it through the forward end of Shampoo's labia, eliciting a
high-pitched moan from the purple-haired girl. She continued to
thread the needle through the folds of Shampoo's labia, causing
more moans along the way until she had stitched Shampoo
completely closed. She jabbed the end of the needle horizontally
through the flesh of Shampoo's clitoris, causing Shampoo to utter
a sharp inhuman howl. Ranma-chan then lifted the plank back up,
elevating Shampoo off the ground again by the most tender part of
her body, this time shielded from direct contact with the wooden
plank by her stitched labia.

Ranma-chan withdrew to the middle of the room as she surveyed her
handiwork. Ukyou's feet were elevated about half a foot off the
ground and bound together by a heavy chain. Her sex rested on the
elevated wooden plank, with a trail of her glistening love juices
leaking out from between her legs from Ranma-chan's earlier
ministrations. A large clamp was conspicuously attached to the
hood of her clitoris, it's bloody teeth biting into tender flesh.
Her arms were tied behind her back, giving an unobstructed view
of her breasts. A few drops of blood trailed from each nipple, a
result of Ranma's earlier "snack". Her eyes were semi-closed and
had a glazed-over look on them, with a few stray tears streaming
down her face.

Akane half-stood on wobbly legs, as her tender sex rested heavily
on the sawhorse, irritating her naked pussy to no end as blood
slowly leaked out of her clitoral hood and labia, where she had
been nailed to the sawhorse. When her pussy could take no more,
she suddenly tried to stand up off the sawhorse again but
collapsed hard on it in pain as her attempt pulled hard on the
tender tissues of her sex due to the nails. She thrashed her head
around wildly, screeching in pain as tears of physical and
emotional hurt cascaded down her face.

Shampoo's labia was stitched up, the thread having turned a
crimson color from the blood that leaked out of her labia. The
needle attached to her thread had been impaled horizontally
through her clitoris. Her sex also rested uncomfortably on an
elevated wooden plank, as she stood on her tiptoes to keep the
petals of her womanhood away from the plank as far as possible.
Her facial expression was neutral, although it showed signs of
her control starting to slip.

Ranma-chan felt very aroused by the sight of the three girls
around her, all situated very uncomfortably on their respective
instruments of torture, all with some foreign object piercing or
impaling the flesh of their sex. Deciding she needed to get off
badly, Ranma-chan quickly stripped out of her clothing, throwing
it in a heap on the ground. Her own crotch had been shaved, and a
trickle of love juices was already running down her legs because
of her arousal.

Pulling up a mat, Ranma-chan laid herself down on it and spread
her legs. She stuck two fingers from her right hand into her
vagina up to the second joint and started a slow rhythm of
thrusting her fingers in and out of her. Meanwhile, her other
hand trailed up to her right breast as she cupped the beautiful
mound of flesh and began kneading it.

Ranma-chan brought her thumb up to her clitoris, gently stroking
her thumb across it as she continued pumping her other fingers in
and out of her love tunnel. Soon, she brought herself to climax,
and the pleasurable waves of orgasm crashed down on her body,
causing a generous helping of her love juices to seep out of her
sex onto her fingers and the mat.

Something snapped back into place in Ranma-chan's brain, caused
by the endorphins from her sexual release. Getting up groggily,
the first thing she noticed was that she had four fingers stuck
into her vagina, as if she had been finger-fucking herself madly.
Her hand dropped limply out of her body with a plopping sound, as
she took in the scene around her. *Akane...Ucchan...Shampoo...
what's going on here?* thought Ranma-chan. Akane was still
screaming her head off, her voice sounding more and more hoarse
by the minute. Ukyou's eyes still had the semi-closed glazed-over
look as more tears escaped, rolling down her otherwise beautiful
face. Shampoo looked on impassively at Ranma-chan.

Ranma-chan clutched her head in pain as the memories of what she
had done a moment before suddenly flooded back to her. *Oh
no...what have I done?!* Unable to deal with the scene before
her, Ranma-chan shouted "SHI SHI HOUKOUDAN!" as she gathered up
her negative feelings of depression, blasting a hole in the wall
of the Ucchan's and running out naked into the streets, the cool
night air causing goosebumps to raise on her skin.

---

About an hour later, Ryouga happened to wander by the hole in the
wall of Okonomiyaki Ucchan and stepped in to investigate. The
scene before him shocked him. The three girls were still attached
to their instruments of torture; Akane's eyes were completely
glazed over with a long trail of tears running down her face,
Ukyou had mercifully fallen asleep, and Shampoo's neutral
demeanour had finally broken and the purple-haired girl was now
crying uncontrollably.

Ryouga threatened to faint at the obscene display of nudity
before him, but a little voice in the back of his head reminded
that Akane needed him, and he retained consciousness in a
tremendous display of willpower. He quickly rushed up to Akane's
still form, and started to work on extricating her from the
infernal device. Looking down at her bloody labia and clitoral
hood, he noticed that they had been nailed to the wood. Silently
vowing to kill the bastard who had done this to Akane, he
carefully extracted the nails, causing Akane to whimper lightly
in pain.

Ryouga then broke the sawhorse with his forearm causing it to
collapse out from under her and snapped off her handcuffs,
catching her in his arms as he held her protectively. "Akane-san,
who did this to you?"

Akane was in a catatonic state, but she managed to weakly croak
out one word, "Ranma..."

Ryouga's eyes burned with fire as he heard the name of his rival
spoken. *Saotome Ranma...how dare you defile these innocent girls
like that. I swear to you, I will hunt you down to the ends of
the earth, and avenge what you did here today!*

He then remembered the predicament of the other two girls in the
room and gently set Akane down on the mat Ranma-chan had been
masturbating herself on earlier, then set to freeing Ukyou and
Shampoo.

---

Epilogue:

A few days later, the police found Ranma-chan's nude body at the
bottom of a cliff. Her skin was adorned with many cuts and
scratches from running naked through the wilderness. She had
killed herself by jumping off of the cliff, unable to face what
he had done to Akane, Ukyou and Shampoo.

Akane had incurred many emotional scars in the long ordeal, which
would be with her for the rest of her life. When the police had
found her and the other girls after Ryouga called them, she had
immediately went into a berserk rage after waking up and knocked
out two of the police officers. Fortunately, Ryouga was able to
knock her out without hurting her, an action which he wished he
had not been forced to do. She was now recovering in a mental
institution. Ryouga was by her side all the time, helping her to
get over her experience in whatever way he could. Perhaps it was
his devotion to Akane; somehow, the lost boy managed to keep
himself from getting lost so that he would not be separated from
Akane, who desperately needed him.

Now that the man she was supposed to marry was dead, Shampoo had
no more reason to stay in Japan. The Nekohanten was sold within a
month, and the three Chinese amazons went back to China. At least
the Kiss of Death she had given to Ranma-chan, and the Kiss of
Marriage she had given to Ranma-kun had both been satisfied by
Ranma's death. But Shampoo carried the dark secret in her heart,
that if she had not drugged Ranma like that on that fateful day,
her beloved Airen would still be alive and none of this would
have ever happened. Still, life went on for her; after all,
Amazons were strong and did not break down as easily.

Ukyou's life was in shambles. She had been betrayed in one of the
worst unimaginable ways by her fiance, who had later jumped off a
cliff and died. Her heart was shattered at how Ranma had treated
her. She considered selling the Ucchan and moving back to Kansai,
but then decided to stay in Nerima, as she could not deal with
facing her family after the great dishonour that had been wrought
on her. She occasionally visited Akane in the mental institution,
to see how the poor girl was doing. Akane did eventually recover,
but she was never the same.

---

Author's notes:

Man, that was depressing. I had originally intended for this
fanfic to be somewhat of a joke, but I ended up working on this
fanfic as a means of venting when I got particularly frustrated
in RL for whatever reason, and this sick demented piece of work
you just read was the result.

As I mentioned at the beginning of the fanfic, this is NOT my
usual writing style, and this is probably the ONLY time I'll ever
write something sick like this, so please don't think I'm a sick
demented bastard in RL, because really, I'm not. Honest. :)

My next fanfic will be a lot happier, I promise (in fact it's
almost WAFF). I should have the second part to "Passion is in the
Air" out within the next week, seeing that from Monday to
Saturday I don't have anything to do almost the whole day. (Those
who wish to read the first part of that fanfic can find it on my
webpage; the URL is listed below.)

C&C, flames (I wonder how many I'll get...), MST's (heh, those
oughta be fun to read ^_^), etc. are welcome as always. Please
direct them to pmak@cs.dal.ca.

My webpage URL is:

http://is2.dal.ca/~pmak/ukyou.html