Subject: Re: [FFML] [spam][funny] Books that anime characters will NEVER write
From: "Andy Kent" <avatar_hr@hotmail.com>
Date: 8/16/1998, 2:49 AM
To: xiren@mindspring.com
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

This is just a funny list of titles I came up with a while ago.

I couldn't resist. Sorry!

*Ranma 1/2*

Kasumi: (Co-authored with Belldandy)
_HATE: The purest emotion_

Nabiki: (Co-authored with Yotsuya)
_How to Keep Others From Taking Advantage of You_

Akane: (Co-authored with C-ko)
_Cooking with Akane Tendo_
_How to Seduce Unsuspecting Men_

Ryoga:
_Mapsco_
_The Art of Refusing to Ask For Directions_

_Top Fifty Pick-up Lines_

Ranma: (Co-authored with Tasuki & Lum)
_Patience & Humbleness: The Path to Enlightenment_

Shampoo:
_Bicycle Hand Signals & Etequitte_

_Modesty and The Working Woman_


Happosai:
_The Joys of Men's Underwear_

_Ascetic's Manual to Spirituality_

Kodachi:
_Sanity: A Twelve Step Program_

_Dangerous Food Additives_

Mousse:
_20/20_
_Don't Hide Sharp Metal Objects in Your Underpants_

Dr. Tofu
_Staying Calm and Collected All the Time_

Pantyhose Tarou
_500 Names for Your Child_
_Genial Laughter's Healing Influence_

Ryuu Kumon
_Use Your Skills to Get Ahead_

Cologne
_Modern Medical Miracles_
_Women in Traditional Roles: A Good Thing for Life_

Herb
_Acting Like Your Employee's Best Friend_

*Tenchi Muyo*

Ryoko:
_Path of the Nun_
_Queen Serenity_

Ayeka:
_Lambada: The Forbidden Dance_

Tenchi:
_Kama Sutra_
_How to Tell Women No Because You're Gay_

Ryo-oh-ki:
_Carrots Are Bad For You_

Washuu
_Mad Science for Dummies_
_Dumb Luck: Winning the Lotto_


*Fushigi Yuugi*

Miaka:
_Gluttony: The World's Worst Sin_

_Crisis Management Technique_

Nakago:
_How to be Nice to People_

_Fond Childhood Memories_

Tamahome: (Co-authored with Nabiki)
_Money? No, I'll Do it For Free_


*Marmalade Boy*

Miki:
_I Know What I Should Do!_

Tsutomu: (Co-authored with Mousse)
_How to get over a girl who's been rejecting you most of your life_

Yuu: (Co-authored with Ranma & Tenchi)
_How to Attract Only One Girl_


*Evangelion*

Asuka:
_Speech? Why bother?_

_How to Overcome Feelings of Inadequacy_

Shinji:
_Journal of a Mega-Playboy_

_My Dad; The Best Man Alive_

Rei:
_Life's a Joke; Laugh!_

_You Only Live Once_

Misato:
_Beer is the Most Horrible Substance on the Earth_

_How To Dump a Guy For Good_

Ritsuko:
_Don't Tolerate Sexual Harrassment!_
_Dog Care Made Easy_

Gendo:
_A Reaffirmation of Kantian Ethics_
_How to Plan a Second Marriage_

Touji:
_Wheelchair Basketball Studies_
_My Eva Piloting Career: Retrospective_

Kensuke:
_Guns Are The Problem_
_How To Attract Women_

*Maison Ikkoku*

Godai:
_Straight A's: No Problem_

_Party, Party, Party!_

Kyoko:
_How to Lead Two Men On for Five Years_

Yotsuya, Akemi, Ichinose:
_Minding Your Own Business_


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