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Nabiki Writes A Fanfic
M A Davis / Miko


 Nabiki stared at the words on the screen before her, then
back up at the pig-tailed boy standing beside her.

 "As you can see," she said, "after you do the strip-tease in
front of the whole Tendo school, you and Kuno-chan make
passionate love, right in front of everyone.  Then Hikaru
Gosunkugi joins in, and Principal Kuno as well.  Then Happosai
comes along -- this is still the first scene, mind you -- and things
really start to get interesting."

 She paused, watching the young boy sweat.  Her hand
hovered over the 'send' button.  "One little push, and a thousand
people will get to see this," she said.  "That includes most of the
people we know, as near as I can tell.  Or, you can hand me 10,000
yen."

 His hands shaking, Ranma handed over 3,000 yen.  "I'll
have to owe you the rest," he said, his mouth dry.

 "As usual," Nabiki responded.  "We have a deal, then."  She
hit the delete key, annd Ranma breathed a sigh of relief.  "All
gone, and a pleasure doing business with you.  Never say I'm not a
woman of my word, Ranma.  Now," she paused, bringing up
another file, "if you could just send Happosai in, I have a little
story here where he renounces all worldy posessions and enters a
monastary, never to see a woman again..."

FINI

Miko!

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather a scornful tone, "it
means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many
different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master -- that's
all."

(Lewis Carroll, Through The Looking-Glass)

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