I have the misfortuned of writing a fanfic. Euh you say ?
Simply put, I speak french and read anglish now easily. Where it
dont go easily is that I don't know all of the gramatical's law in
anglish or all the word for that mather [I'm not a dictionary],
Then dont laucht please... [It my first fanfic after all]
In between reality ! Prologue, chapter 1 to 4 available now !
For after chapter 4, I dont know. A first fanfic is never easy it
seam,
it will depend if I am not taust after all the flame I will [maybe I
hope not] receive from now on.
(I have reread chapter 1 and its a big 'syntax error' hasard... ouch
another,...)
Salut bien !
PS: who can say the number of syntax error in this message alone ?
certainly not me. I check and I find another, I am pathetic in that
area :(
[In other area too, but I don't expect to sell cold's chamber to the
inuit anyway.]
AND NOW THE FANFIC (OR MAYBE NOT ;) )
In between reality!
A parody of sort by Francis Bourque <fbourque@abacom.com>
Warning: I dont own any characters used here except myself [lucky me ;)
] and
past/present/future form used/use and will be use without
limit. Not only it a
self-insertion's fic, but also my very first fanfic, and
my first texte that long write
in english. I write/read/speak french and read easily in
english but for writing it's
a little difficult.
Warning part 2: It a draft very rough, you have been warned.
All comments except the flames can go to: fbourque@abacom.com
All the flames can be send to me also, I'm ready ! [I hope]
[comments/author's notes/acte]
"speak, YELL,..."
'' serve to 'enhanced' the meaning on some words."
Prologue:
It's a nice day in Nerima, its 9:30 am and the birds sing, the sun
shine,
it saturday. Umm, maybe not so nice for Ranma Saotome who is the only
one
who dont know the fate worse then death reserved exclusively for him.
"Ranma, the food is ready !" said Akane
<What, she's making toxic's waste this early ?!> think Ranma after
going out of sleep.
Ranma search any way possible and respond "I dont have time, I'm
already late for school".
"It saturday, BAKA !" respond Akane iritated by this.
[ok I know he think 0.01 second but he do the effort]
"Oh........" was the only respond Akane received.
Ranma not seeing any way to pass this, he walk very slowly to eat.
[Or try not to]
"I think I have finally do something you will like !" said Akane not
too
please but calm. [Ok not too calm but for Akane it very calm]
<the food dont seem to be alive this time> think Ranma before
opening this mouth. "Where are all the others Akane."
"I dont know" respond Akane, but she's not happy with that at all,
she's very suspicious.
[Nabiki had warn them early, for a price, of Akane's project, no need
to
explain the result, but Ranma who is in no way able to pay Nabiki...]
"I hate it when it happen, now I will need a stomach's pomp." said
Ranma
for himself, but too loud for his own health.
"Baka, you dont think I can cook !" an angry Akane who was waiting
just for that.
"Sure you can cook," said Ranma to her, who was not so angry, before
adding "for the army, it call Biological's weaponry!" smirk Ranma,
before
realising too late what he said is not a very good idea.
"RANMA NO BAKA !" and the mallet find this time again it target,
Ranma if
you dont have guest. [All who dont have guest it, I recommended a very
long vacation.]
Ranma also he's again going in Akane's Airway and he think for
himself
<I will have to find other way to avoid that cooking, it painful but
far less then her food in any way.>
It's at that moment Ranma see where he will land if he dont react.
"Oh sh..." before impact in the water.
"SPLASH !!!"
She's very piss off this time, again in his or her girl form anyway.
"Why me !" and it's at that moment she look where she have splash.
[End of prologue]
---------------< In between reality! >---------------
Chapter 1: Where we see the author in big trouble...
"Hello Ranma-chan!" the author said.
"Where the heck I am now !" an angry Ranma ask after realising that
he
didn't reconize anything at all.
"Just in Canada, Quebec. I have transport you here via 'Akane's
Airway'
because I am interest to discuss your relationship with Akane."
"What that tomboy have to do with me here, she cant send me to others
continent, and I'm not Ryoga to be lost in that way!"
"Let me explain, I'm an author of fanfic," [Ok OK, new author] "and
I'm
very interest to resolve your problems."
"MY PROBLEMS, ARE YOU NUTS!??" yelled Ranma "The only problem here is
that I will rearange your face if you dont send me back."
"I cant do that, you see, euh, you are not in your own universe
actually
and I dont know how to use 'subspace mallet' yet" respond the author
meekly
[I really dont know how Akane do that, If you do I need urgently to know
how, I have a very deadly martial artist here]
For Ranma it to much, he disapear [He is very fast, I didn't see
him moved at all] and take me to the front of my jacket [I have
since very poor nervs] and shaked me and yelled to me "SEND ME BACK!"
"Caallm doown, A-Akane cooookiiing tooonight!" myself respond
shakily.
"Ok then, you can send me back after 9 pm in that case" a very happy
Ranma said [we all know how much he's happy to bypass his ex-last food]
[Ok now I have time to think...] "Ouch, why you drop me in the
pond ?" I ask.
"I said it ok for a return after 9pm, not that it was ok to bring me
here!"
"But, I really like you here! NO NO NO, I not interest in your
girl-side"
[Not to say the state I'm now, he really not interest in male, its
certain]
[I'm interest in his girl-side but not for what you think, perverts!]
[End of chapter 1]
---------------< In between reality! >---------------
Chapter 2: Where we see what other do.
[Tendou's home, before supper time 3:08pm]
Akane: "Nabiki, have you see Ranma ?"
Nabiki: "How it worth for you ?"
Akane: "Take 1500 yen, it all I have"
Nabiki: "Ok, he's at Ukchan" [since when Nabiki lied ?]
Akane: "Ohh, the pervert, he wont eat my cooking and he go in pursuit of
others girls, we will see about that." a very angry Akane storm
to the Ukchan.
[Canada, Quebec]
Myself: "Ok Ranma-chan, ouch" [I forget to refer to him without the
-chan]
"euh, Akane go at Ukchan, all we need now is hers mallet..."
[At Ukchan's]
Akane: "Where is that pervert ?"
Ukyou: "I didn't see him today Akane, maybe you used a little to much
your
mallet ?" <smirk>
Akane: "Ukyou no Baka" [ordinarily it's only Ranma on who she use her
mallet, but I need hers mallet to return Ranma, I have to go a
little
overboard here]
[Canada, Quebec]
Ranma: "Hey, dont do that to Ukchan !"
Myself: "It ok, she can only use it on you anyway, all the world know
that."
Ranma: "How is Ukchan then ?"
Myself: "She all right, but you on other hand..."
It's a that moment that Ranma receive the mellet on the head, He's KO.
I had just the time to take the mallet before it drop and disapear.
Myself: "Now Ranma, are you ok ?"
Ranma: who is a little disoriented "How that tomboy can attack me here
?"
Myself: "Simple, I use my infinite power" [Ok ok, I have powerwrite
power] " to
catch the mallet with your head. good catch in passing."
Ranma: "You can have warn me before at least!"
Myself: "You know that she cant mellet you if you are aware of it, dont
you?!"
[He didn't know and wont believed me, not to say the state I'm
again,
worse then before, but luckily I didn't drop the mallet]
[Tendou's home]
Akane: "Hey, I was at Ukchan before, and now I here again ?"
Myself(A): "Sorry, I needed your mallet to return Ranma to you."
Akane: "Its your fault, WAIT A MINUTE, I cant see you ?"
[Now it where it become interesting for me]
Akane call to her mallet, he came but the problem, I came also. Not to
say, I'm not in the mood to a beating [again].
[Doctor tofu's clinic]
Tofu: "Let see, 7 fracturs, too many bruises to count, ummmh"
After more disgnostics, I'm ready for another beating except the doctor
dont recommend it for now. [I'm happy you cant know how much]
[End of chapter 2]
But now, how can I return Ranma here if I'm here also ?
You will see in the next episodes of:
---------------< In between reality! >---------------
Warning: Fror now on, (A) after the name indicated the author's
universe,
(R) the Ranmaverse & (S) In subspace/transit, ...
Chapter 2: I'm here, Ranma is there and you are lucky, you have just to
read!
After recuperating [6 month in my universe, but 2 hours here], I
decide to
talk to Akane, after all she's my ticket home.
Myself(R): "Akane, calm down. I know where Ranma is, I just dont know
yet
how to transport him here"
Akane: "For all I care he can rest where ever he is !"
Myself(R): "Hey Akane !, you dont mean it, you loved him after all."
Akane: "That pervert, not a chance!" [mallet appear again, but I'm
impress,
she's keeping herself to mallet me next week. Now that I think of
it,
maybe I can time travel as well !?!]
Myself(R): "Akane, can you give me that, I need it to find a way to
do..."
Genma: "Who are you ?"
Myself(R): "Take that," a splash is heard and a Panda appear "Ranma is
right,
he's very annoying"
Panda: 'Oh you are a friend of Ranma, dont mind me, I'm just a cute
panda!'
Myself(R): "Yeh right!, a very cute one a that, maybe Akane want a
visson ?!"
[Not to say, the panda is warp's capable now]
Akane: "Hey mister, you forget something !"
Myself(R): "What, I have 48$ on me, my identity's cards, I have my
clothe on, no I forget nothing."
Akane: "What ever your name NO BAKA !"
[Akane have a really nasty temper, I go see doctor tofu with 'Akane's
airway'
again, but it was because she wanted a visson for real, not only a
panda's bed cover, but now that I rethink of it 'again', it maybe
because
I had play the 'baka' a little to much. And anyway, it's only Ranma
who should received that kind of injury, and if we keep this fact in
mind,
I have maybe switch with his 'interesting life' curse and maybe other
nasty
problems, but as far as I know, all except Kodachi is not too bad]
[Tofu's clinic]
Myself(R): "Outch, doc, when I will be able to leave this time ?"
Tofu: "When ever you want, but I'd prefer keep you here, it really not
safe for you. You dont have the recuperating power of Ranma."
Myself(R): "Ok doc. Can I have cold water please ?"
Tofu: "Certainly, one moment."
[other room]
Tofu: "Kasumi,..."
Myself(R): "Bye doc!!!!!" [I'm also warp's capable in special case and
Akane is not so bad after all]
[Anyway, I have check and I dont change with cold water, I jump in joy
and
injure myself further, its not my day(s)]
[End of chapter 2]
---------------< In between reality! >---------------
Chapter 3:
[Tendou's home]
Myself(R): "As I was saying before, I need you mallet for returning
Ranma
in this universe, but not on my head. In my hand should do
it, please Akane ?" [I do my humble something for that, I
dont
want further injuries, thank you very much!]
Akane: "But I dont know how to do that, I need to be angry before."
Myself(R): "My little sister is a big fan of Ranma, you know ?"
[She give me le mallet, allright. My hands are in great pain for at
least
1 hours after that]
Myself(R): "Thank, now dont call it back please?"
Akane: "Ok. Now where is Ranma ?"
Myself(R): "I have to try to know if I can influence reality from here
first,
one instant."
I try to call a holo computer in the same maner that Washu.
Ok, I know Washu-chan. [Gee, she's really a genius, she heard me]
[Its didn't work, I'm in deep s<censured> !]
Myself(R): "Akane, I dont seem to be able to acces my computer!"
[in the meantime in the author's universe]
Ranma(A): "Its Ranma. You have a neat computer here."
Akane: "Ranma, where are you, I dont see you."
Ranma(A): "I'm in the universe of that twit you have here. I have
reread what the keyboard was writing since chapter 1,
let try something !"
[And Ranma transfer his curse to the author magicaly] smirk Ranma in
typing.
Ranma(A): "I'd try cold water if I were you."
Myself(R): "Why, I already check it for a curse and I dont have one ?"
Ranma(A): "Oh, I just transfer it to you, if it work, I'm cure !!!"
Myself(R): "You cant do that to me, it not human !"
Ranma(A): "It very human, a girl maybe, but definitly human, hahahaha!"
Myself(R): "Ah, ok, I will just retransfer it to you when I have my
acces to my computer then."
[And the author have is curse lock on him] Ranma write.
[[]] [[Notes after I finaly regain control in many chapters later]]
[[I seem unable to change anything, just adding. I'm stuck with that
curse.
it not to bad throught, at least I'm not lock in it [yet !?!]]]
[End of chapter 3]
---------------< In between reality! >---------------
Chapter 4:
[[At that time, I didn't know that Ranma had lock his curse on me, just
transfer it, he didn't tell me later either]]
Myself(R): "Ranma, now that I know you have the power to change reality
here,
can you give me ability in martial art ?"
Ranma(A): "Ok, how this, [The author become a master in marital art ?]"
Myself(R): "Hey dont do that, you have a 'syntax error', its martial
art,
not marital art, baka!"
Ranma(A): "Sorry about that. What you think of that: [The author become
the best martial artist in the world ?]"
Myself(R): "I say ability, not your ego !"
Ranma(A): "..."
[The author become as good a martial artist as Akane] Ranma write
thinking that giving a weak constitution is a good punishement.
[[Since then, I can mallet anyone I want, neat !]]
Myself(A): "Ranma, what are you writing ?"
Ranma(R): "Just giving you the same level then Akane in martial art."
Myself(A): "Good, I can mallet you later then."
Ranma face fault, he didn't think of that at all.
Akane: "Have you finish to play the baka you two, we have to bring back
Ranma before super is cold ! After all I'm sure you dont want
to miss my cooking ?!!"
Myself: "Its not it, you can take your mallet, I have one of my own
now."
[[fast thinking here]]
Akane: "Euh, thank."
Myself(R): "Now I want to see if the curse is active."
I take a tea kettle of cold water nearby and upturn it on me.
Myself-chan(R): "COLD!"
Now I look at myself and see that I have black hair, and I'm average
for a teanage girl. But I'm sure to feel wierd for a will here.
Akane: "Now you just have to beat Kuno to have a date."
Myself-chan(R): "Not a chance in a million years!"
Where hot water when you need it !?!
Myself-chan(R): "I will go find hot water, I return immediately!"
[Tendou's home, kitchen]
Myself(R): "I already feel better !"
[Living room]
"Boom, BOOM, BOOOOM, Crash!"
Shampoo: "Where is Ranma ?" say Shampoo after entering by the new
'door'.
Akane: "He's in another universe right now, can you return next year
!?!" a
very hopeful Akane respond.
Shampoo: "I cant do that, I have to marry him first."
Akane: "Since when you can talk correctly Shampoo."
Shampoo: "I dont know, I'm very confuse."
Myself(R): "Oh, its normal, I hated her funny talk so much that I alter
reality for her to talk perfectly."
[As perfectly as me anyway ;) ]
Shampoo: "Oh, ok, I didn't like to talk in that manner anyway."
Myself(R): "And also I have removed all your ability in martial art!"
Shampoo: "Why did you do that ?, and I had no problem to do a 'door'."
Myself(R): "I have maybe forget a detail then." [after thinking many
secondes, ok, ok its 95 secondes] "Oh, I know, I simply
forget to remove your natural ability as an amazon to be
very annoying, and doing 'door' is ennoying for sure."
[What I didn't know, is that she try to do a 'door' with me, but luckily
I catch her intend before its was too late]
Myself(R): "Hey, stop that, I dont need a new oppening !"
and with my amazing new martial art, I jump out of the way.
[amazing for me, I didn't not see my own moves]
Shampoo: "Dont move, you will dies for what you have done to me!" said
Shampoo and lauch her bondori to me, she miss but it to much,
I faint.
Ranma(A): Interrupting Shampoo, "Hey, Shampoo, you forget to bring ramen
?"
Shampoo: "Yes, I forget, stupid author's fault."
Ranma(A): "Its all right, I dont need it here anyway."
Shampoo: "Where are you hiding Ranma, I cant see you ?"
Akane: "I have already say 'he's in another universe'!"
Ranma(A): "Hey, she talk to me!" he told Akane
Ranma(A): "I'm in another universe." said Ranma thinking he's lucky to
be
that far from Shampoo, and Akane after thinking some more,
she's glowing after all.
[End chapter 4]
[Notes]
I begin to write this fanfic/parody in mars 98. Now in august, I
continu
the travel to the unknow where all the authors had gone before.
Dont panic, I dont intend to bring Star Trek here. Yet.
[A subspace mallet + a transport's malfonction + an author (me), we
really dont know where that can go don't we !?! ;) ]