Hey, Miko, my take on Nabiki was something rather different.  I wasn't
going to release this, but since you used Nabiki Writes a Fanfic...


Disclaimer:  If I were to claim that this disclaimer disclaims what other
disclaimers claim, then I should certainly be sued.  However, I disclaim
that claim, so don't sue, 'k?


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* Jason Miao presents... *
*  um...wait a minute.   *
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[Tendo residence hallway]

*knock knock*

Jason:	Hey, Nabiki!  Wanna write a fanfic?

Nabiki: How much will you pay me?

Jason:  ...er, I can't pay you anything.  It'd invalidate the disclaimer.

Nabiki: Bye.  <closes door>

Jason:  Wait!  Please...nuts.  Okay, who else is on my list?



[Tokyo-3, NERV]



Jason:  Well, I'm glad that you two could write this.

Shinji: I guess...

Rei:    ....

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Rinji was going to meet his father today, for the first time in a decade.
He was happy.

-----

Jason:  Good start!  Now, what?

Rei:    ...

Shinji: Um...I dunno.  You tell me.

Jason:  I can't tell you!  It's supposed to be *your* fanfic!

Rei:    ...

Shinji: I guess it's up to me.

Shinji: ...

Shinji: I can't think of anything!  Arrrggghhh!

Jason:  Well, that's okay, I could always ask someone else.

Shinji: No!  I'm goning to see this through!  I'm not going to run away!
	Mustn't run away!  MUSTN'T RUN AWAY!

Jason:  <sweatdrop>

Rei:	...



[Kagurazaka house(three days, and 27 series later)]



Jason:	Okay, so let's get this straight.  If you guys promise to write a
	fanfic, then Yuna gets this teddybear, and Yuri gets some Pocky.
	Okay?

Yuna:	Wai!

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Yunari (who had nothing to do with the authors of this fic) was going to
visit Polylina(superheroine of justice)  who was her one true love.  She
brought many things with her to eat, since Polylina might be hungry and it
was her duty to anticipate her needs, as the number one member of the
Polylina fan club.

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Jason:	Yuna, aren't *you* the number one member of the fan club?

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...as number two member of the Polylina fan club.  There were apples, miso
soup, fried dumplings, baked yams, tempura, Pocky...

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Jason:  You know that you have to finish this fanfic before I give you the
	Pocky, right Yuri?

Yuri:	But I'm SOooo hungry!

Jason:	Well, here's one, okay?  But you have to finish the fic before I
	give you anymore.

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...and may other yummy things to eat.  So, Mai and Siory and the Erika
Seven and Princess Mirage and everybody joined them and they were all
very happy the end.

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Jason:	What?  That's it?  No villians?  No conflict?

Yuri:	Pocky!  <grabs Pocky sticks and runs>

Jason:	Hey, wait!  Get back here... *sigh*.  Who's next on this list.
	Iczer-2?  Nah.  Minmei?  Nah.  Jinnai?  Wait a moment, who came up
	with this %$*# list, anyway?



-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...