gomen nasai ne, minaasan

Kasumi's Addiction

Correspondent:    Nabiki Tendo
Ace Cameraman:  Akane Tendo

	"Good evening." Nabiki grins at the camera.
"Some of you have wondered, exactly what drugs our
dear older sister is on. After all, everyone has their
breaking point, but the angriest Kasumi ever got was
in Volumn 17 when she was berating me for playing
with Ranma's feelings and calling him a coward.

	"Even in the Kasumi Gets Angry storyline,
when the rest of the Tendo family decided to make
Ranma a sacrificial lamb and throw him in as the 
convenient target for what everyone else assumed
would be a homicidal maniac Kasumi, all she did
was poke Ranma in the forehead and say not to
do it again!

	"Well," Nabiki points at a locked dresser
drawer, "we shall see tonight what Awful Secrets
Kasumi has hidden from the world, what drugs or
evil vices she has that make the little ditz..."
Nabiki blinks as she reads the cue card, somehow
not remembering writing that part "...um, so 
curiously ambivelant, as if she didn't have a brain
in...the world."

	Nabiki glanced out the window. There
was Ranma, keeping an eye out for Kasumi as 
she'd told him to. Nah, he was a coward...he 
couldn't have.

	"Now, the secret shall be revealed,
because I have stolen her key!" Nabiki held the
key up with a flourish then unlocked the drawer.
"Ah hah! Oh..."

	"Those look like Belgian chocolates?"
Akane's hand reached into the camera's field to
snatch one of the little foil wrapped containers.

	"Are they, or are they just cleverly
disguised? Let's find out!"

	"Hmm. You can tell this isn't that
cheap off-flavor Japanese chocolate."

	"Ooo. Reese's PB cups..."

	"Umm." Akane stopped. "Nabiki,
that window isn't open a crack is it?"

	"No."

	"Where's this cold breeze coming 
from?"

	The camera goes to Nabiki's face
who is looking at something behind the
cameraman with a "Oh <censored>" expression
on her face.

	"AKANE...NABIKI...NO BAKA!"

	<WHAM><WHAM>

	Ranma smiles as he watches two
sisters getting hammered into LEO. "There's
no wrong way to eat a Reese's. Unless it's 
Kasumi's."
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	just looking over some old stuff
of mine, and noticed that in three stories that
i'd made Kasumi a chocoholic. For whatever
odd reason, nobody ever told me that was
OOC for her...
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epilogue: "Oh, by the way, Kasumi, thanks
for helping me work on my handwriting."

"Thank you, Ranma, it was a REFRESHING
experience..."

just a little spamfic to break away from the
Bet while i wait for votes to come in.