Just a buncha teasers from an upcoming story....
This story is the second installment of my 'Just won't die' series. The first
one was 'The boomer that just won't die'. Here are some teasers :)
Ranma sees an Angel for the very first time....
"Oh man, oh man! No way...t-that can't be what I think it is....c-could it?"
he said, this shock in his voice. "T-this world is being invaded by aliens!"
Ranma is mistakened for an Angel...
Misato's voice echoed throughout the cockpit, "Asuka, be careful out there,"
"Of course I'm going to be careful," Asuka muttered. "Sheesh, why do you keep
having to remind me? It's not like I didn't hear the first time around. Look,
just tell me where the Angel is and I'll kill it"
"There's two of them," she heard Misato's voice.
Ranma and Asuka clash...
"What's going on here?" Asuka asked. She looked at Ranma and her eyes
immediately dawn recognition, "You!!"
Ranma pointed toward himself, "Me? What about me?"
"You're the idiot I saw on that rooftop the other day!" she spat, "If it
weren't for you, I woulda killed that Angel in no time,"
"Huh? Wait a minute, you mean you were the one piloting that big red robot?"
Ranma asked.
"Of course I was, you idiot! And for your information, it's not a robot, it's
an EVA," she corrected him.
Ranma shrugged his shoulders, "Looked like a robot to me...."
Ranma and Asuka clash again....
"Misato-san, we're home," Shinji called out.
Asuka entered the livingroom, "God, what a day! I need a rest! Why the hell
did we hafta stay behind and-" Her eyes widened as she saw Ranma, "You again?!"
Ranma looked at Asuka, "Hey, I know you. You're that girl I saw earlier,"
"Yeah, and you're that jerk that was stupid enough to be running the streets
during that Angel attack!" she said, "That was pretty stupid of you,"
Ranma turned toward Misato, "Is she always like this?"
"Hello, Ranma," Shinji said politely.
"Oh, hello, Shinji," Ranma responed, nodding in acknowlegement.
"Y-you know each other?" Asuka asked, looking at Ranma and then at Shinji.
"Um, Asuka, he was the one that destroyed that AT field," Shinji said softly.
Asuka looked at Ranma and then back at Shinji "He what? That can't be! How can
someone as stupid as him do something like that?"
Ranma, a bit annoyed with this fiery-haired girl, "Jeez, what's wrong with
you? Do you have some kinda chip on your shoulder?"
"What do you mean by that?" Asuka said, looking at Ranma, her eyes creasing in
contempt.
"Is it that time of the month or something?"
"What?!?!?!" Asuka exploded. "How dare you say something like that!!!!"
More clashing....
Ranma, more annoyed with her constantly pestering him, turned toward her, and
said "Go away,"
"I live here,"
"Too bad," Ranma said, "I feel sorry for Misato then,"
Ranma goes to Asuka, Rei, and Shinji's class....
Ranma entered the classroom, not really all that worried if there was a
teacher present or not. If there was a teacher, he would simply make something
up to explain his presence. Lukcily for him, there wasn't one.
"Who are you?" Toji asked curiously. "Are you the a sub?"...
"He's not the substitute. He's just an perverted old man!" Asuka shouted,
pointing at Ranma. She didn't want him in the same room as her, much less acting
like he was teaching the class. "He doesn't belong here."
Ranma pretended to look at a list of names that was on the podium before him.
He then said, "You must be Asuka. I've heard a lot about you, that you're a real
nasty one."
"Hey, oyaji, why dontcha go back to the geriatric ward that you came from?!
You don't belong here!" Asuka said with a wry smile. She planned on embarrassing
him to death.
Ranma in Nerv Headquarter.....
Ranma walked through the corridors.
"Great! Just great! I pull a Ryoga and get lost. Where the hell am I?" he
muttered to himself, looking around, unable to discern any differences in all
those plain looking walls. Everything looked the same. There was nothing for him
to use a reference to see if he was walking around in a circle or not. Why the
hell did he walk off while waiting for those synchronization test to finish?
"Well, I'm a guy, and I ain't gonna ask for direction," Ranma commented.
Ranma realizes that Ryoga had been mistaken for an Angel.....
"Don't worry 'bout it," Ranma said, "It's only Ryoga,"
"Ryoga?" he heard Shinji voice. He and the others had a constant
communications line open so everyone could talk to and hear one another.
"He's my.....enemy," Ranma said, almost smirking.
"Your enemy?!" everyone said in unison.
Ranma ignored the barrage of questions. Wanting to have his fun, he shot a
massive ki blast right at the mountain Ryoga had landed on, his aim precise.
What better way to get Ryoga's attention than to hit him upside the head with a
ki-blast.
Ranma clashes with Gendo....
"You're Shinji's father, ne?"
"What does that have to do with it?" Gendo asked, a bit taken aback by the
sudden question.
"I'm glad Shinji ain't here to hear me say this. But you're a dick," Ranma
said, "I figured I'd letcha know. Here you are, Shinji's father, and you treat
him like trash. Although he never clearly says it, I can surmise by the way he
talks about you. If I were Shinji, I'd punch your lights out. And after that,
I'll start kicking you in the ribs while you were unconscious"
"Is that supposed to be a threat?" Gendo said. He could almost feel his blood
boiling. How dare he makes those kind of assumptions about him when he didn't
even know him.
"No, it's not a threat," Ranma retorted, "I'm just stating that you're a
dick...."
Ranma at Misato's....
"May I use your shower?" Ranma repeated, "I really wanna take a shower. After
that incident a short while ago where that Angel swatted me into a building, my
muscles feel like they're in knots. I just wanna relax and relieve some stress,"
There are better ways of relieving stress, a licentious thought entered
Misato's mind. She almost cursed at herself for thinking of something like that.
But then again, she was female, Ranma was male....and a very handsome one to
boot.
"Um, er, sure, go right ahead." Misato said, "T-the shower is just down the
hall. There are extra towels on the towel rack." She walked over to the linen
closet and produced a spare bathrobe, "Here, you can use this bathrobe,"
"Thank you, I really appreciate it," Ranma said warmly, which made Misato
acutely aware of his eyes looking into hers.
He walked down the hallway and entered the bathroom.
When Ranma disappeared into the bathroom, Misato realized something.
"Pen-pen's still in there,"
Ranma and Asuka clash yet again....
Asuka clenched her fist. God, she hated this man. "Why dontcha just go back to
where you came from?! I wish you would just leave!! Everyone will be better
off!!"
Ranma remained unperterbed, "Hell yeah, I'm gonna leave. I plan on leaving as
soon as possible."
"The sooner the better!!"
"Dontcha have some homework to do? Go do some little girl things, like shop or
play with dolls or whatever the hell girls your age do nowadays," Ranma said,
more annoyed than anything else. He headed for the balconey. He needed some
fresh air.
Asuka followed him outside, "I don't even know why you're here! You don't even
belong here! If you're so hell bent on getting back home, then how come you're
here, in Misato's apartment, instead of trying to find a way back? Huh?"
Ranma gritted his teeth, "Man, you're annoying. Go away. Jeez,"
"No. I'm not going away," Asuka persisted. "This is my place also. I also live
here, too. I could go where ever I please,"
Ryoga and Rei.....
Ryoga looked up at the building they were standing in front of, "Is this your
building?"
"Hai,"
He noticed it was bit run down. "It kinda looks abandonned," He commented. He
wished he had taken those words back. It might have offended her. He had no
right making comments like that.
"That's because it is abandonned," Rei answered stoically, her voice giving
not hint that she had been offended by Ryoga's comment.
"I-it's abandonned?" he asked, surprise in his voice, "T-then why are you
staying in there?"
"Because I am,"
Ranma and Misato....
"Um, did you eat yet?"
Ranma nodded, "Yeah, I cooked myself some food."
"Would you like to go out and get some more food? I know a good restaurant
nearby."
He thought about it for a moment before answering, "Well, not really."
"Um, you do know I'm asking you out to dinner, right?" Misato seemed a bit
annoyed. Didn't Ranma have a clue?
Ranma sighed, "Yeah, I do."
"Why did you go and sigh like that?"
He said, "Well, this is so....typical. Sometimes, I wish I was still cursed.
That way, I could avoid being asked out and such. But then again, I'll hafta
worry about all the guys bothering me, but that's aside from the point. Anyway,
as much as I like company, I don't like company that think of me as some,
potential boyfriend, or husband, or whatever. I've been through enough of that
when I was young,"
Why that arrogant bastard!!!
"Um, what makes you think I was asking you to dinner, thinking of you as some
potential boyfriend? That's a rather arrogant and conceited assumption on your
part. Perhaps I was just trying to be nice. Who do you think you are, god's gift
to women?" Misato retorted, her anger rising. She, never in her life, had met
someone as.....arrogant as Ranma.
Ryoga and Asuka....
"Get the hell outta here you little punks!!" Ryoga shouted as he let the ki
blast die down in his hands. "And dontcha ever come here again or you're gonna
regret it!"
The kids quickly got up onto their feet, one of them almost slipping on his
own urine, and they quickly ran out the door.
Once the kids were gone, Ryoga walked over to the where the knife had fallen
and picked it up, breaking the blade with his hands. He broke it several more
times so it resembled tiny blocks of metal and then threw in in a nearby garbage
can.
Ryoga walked over to Asuka and said, "You okay?"
Asuka's eyes were starry as she looked up at him, "I-I am now,"
Ranma and Rei....
Ranma looked right into Rei's eyes. She stood very still, her gaze unwavering.
He smirked, "Well well well, you like Shinji,"
"W-what? How did you know?"
Ranma burst out laughing. "I didn't but I do now. I was just guessin', but
seeing how you seemed so shocked at my little revelation, I knew my guess was
right,"
Rei found herself blushing.
"And look, you're blushing, that will definitely confirm it!" he said with a
big smile.
She tried to fight her blush but couldn't. Ranma seemed to have a way of
evoking emotions from Rei, albeit slightly.
"There's still some time before school starts. C'mon, let's go get some food,
my treat." Ranma said, placing a hand on Rei's shoulder "Let's consider it a
date. You can pretend I'm Shinji."
Ranma tried to imitate Shinji, "Um, R-Rei. Would you....um....like to go out
with me?"
Rei blushed again some more. Ranma imitated Shinji perfectly.
He smiled warmly, a smile Rei could get used to. "I kinda wish I knew you when
I was young,"
"Y-you do?" she asked, interested. She looked up at him, wondering where that
came from.
"You're nice to be with,"
Ranma and Gendo clash again......
Ranma gritted his teeth. He really, truly disliked this man. He felt sorry for
Shinji, having to have a father like the man standing before him. "Fine, if you
won't accept, then I'll do something about it,"
"Is that a threat?" Gendo said, standing up. His hand was close to the little
red button under the desk that would have a horde of security men come into the
room immediately after it was pressed.
Ranma sneered, not backing down from the challenge, "Gendo, do you want it to
be a threat?"
Gendo pressed the button. He didn't have time for this. "Get out! I don't want
to ever see you here again!"
Ranma stood where he was, not at all bothered by that fact that a dozen or so
armed guards will be there at any moment. "Send those damn EVA units after me
for all I care," he sneered, "I ain't gonna budge,"
Ranma comes to Asuka's rescue....
With the hole wide enough to fit someone through, Ranma peaked his head
through, "Asuka, I came to get you out!" He tried to climb in but immediately
jerked his hand back, "Ah, shit, that's hot! Ah, screw it!" He climbed into the
cockpit, ignoring super heated metal that surrounded the entry plug he was
touching upon climbing in.
Once inside, Asuka looked up at him with wide eyes, "R-Ranma?" Her voice
seemed to be failing her.
Ranma smiled, "Yep. C'mon, let's get you outta that thing, whatever that
is..." He was referring to the seat that was almost partially attached to Asuka.
He cocked his hand back and struck the control panel, breaking it. After several
more punches, the panel fell down in a crumpled heap, allowing Asuka to esacpe.
After staring at her savior for several moment, Asuka quickly realized exactly
what was going on. "Y-you're here to save me?"
Shinji talks about his father.........
Shinji grabbed the gun from Misato's holdster and cocked it.
"I'm going to kill him!!!"
With that said, Shinji ran down the corridor toward the elevators that led
down to Central Dogma.
That's all folks. You don't really have to read the first part to the series to
enjoy this story. All the references to it gets explained during this story.
I'll probably post the fic in a day or so. If you don't want to wait, you can
visit my webpage. The Angel that just won't die. I will post parts 3 and 4 of
the 'Just won't die' series in a very short while....
If you like the Ranma/Asuka interractions, part 3 of the series has quite a bit
of 'em :)
-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong
Author of Ranma's girls,
The least one can do, and
the 'just won't die' series.
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