Warning: the story title means what it says!

Ranma 1/2 and the Ranma 1/2 characters are the creation and property of
Rumiko Takahashi.


One Sick Idea

by Cindy Toler


        "Oh, my," Kasumi sighed, leaning back against the pillow as her
lover tenderly caressed her.  She didn't know how she had ever gotten by
without these afternoon interludes, without the release from stress, the
blinding pleasure his knowing hands brought to her.  He gave her a
questioning glance, and she nodded eagerly, making all kinds of unladylike
noises as he joined his body with hers.  Since the first time he had
violated the chastity of her pure body, she had craved this, needed it as
much as she needed air to breathe.  It wounded her that the others wouldn't
understand, that this precious, fragile love must be kept a secret.

        The two of them moved together, building and building to a
breathless, electrifying climax.  Kasumi lay luxuriating in the aftermath
as her lover quickly dressed and left, blowing her a kiss.  After several
long moments Kasumi rose and began to dress herself, smiling bemusedly,
relaxed and at peace.



        He leaped out onto the rooftop and paused a moment to look out at
the sky, thanking whatever Kami it was that had arranged for him to find
Kasumi.  Not only did she respect him, she loved him enough to share her ki
and her body with him.  Whatever else might happen, he was grateful to be
loved by the one woman he respected enough not to glomp publicly.

        "Life is good," Happosai murmured to himself, then started off on
his afternoon rounds.