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Rezo sat on his throne as Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev,
Zelgadis, Zolf and Rodamus raced into his chamber.
"Ah, Lina. I'm so glad you're here." Rezo said.
"Rezo!" Lina said.
"Hey, if you mess around with the letters in his name, it spells
'Zero'." Gourry noted.
Everyone sweatdropped as they stared at Gourry.
"All right, I've got three crates of Home Pregnancy tests for
one 'Rezo the Erd Purse'." TharzZzDunN said, dressed as a hippie.
Everyone stared at Rezo.
"What?!" Rezo asked.
"I don't think we want to know." the five heroes said in unison.
Rezo sat on his throne as Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev,
Zelgadis, Zolf and Rodamus raced into his chamber.
"Ah, Lina. I'm so glad you're here." Rezo said.
"Rezo!" Lina said.
"Rezo!" Gourry said.
"Rezo the Red Priest!" Zelgadis said.
"Rezo!" Rodamus and Zolf said in unison.
"Pull my finger!" TharzZzDunN threatened.
"Oh, we know all about that." Rezo said.
"I don't think you understand. PULL-MY-FIN-uh-oh...."
TharzZzDunN said as a cloud of That appeared behind him.
"Too late...." TharzZzDunN melted.
"Gourry, did you make sure to board up the doors?" Ami, er, Rei,
er, Akane, er, Amelia yelped.
"Huh? What? Oh, right, Zombies." Gourry said.
The zombies kicked in the door. Gourry jumped in front of his
friends and said, "Do what you want with me, but spare them!"
His friends ran off as the zombies closed in on Gourry. They
grabbed him. One looked in his ear and another tapped his head.
"BRAINS!! BRAINS!" the zombies said, shoving Gourry away, who
looked puzzled, then pissed off, then hungry, then horny, then he looked
at Lina and the urge died a painful death. He drew his Sword of Light
and went to work.
Rezo sat on his throne as Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev,
Zelgadis, Zolf and Rodamus raced into his chamber.
"Ah, Lina. I'm so glad you're here." Rezo said.
"Rezo!" Lina said.
Lina kicked a hole in the wall.
"Hey, do you know how long of a lease I've got on this place?!"
Rezo whined, "And there went the security deposit, you flat-chested
idiotic tomboy!!"
****BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM****
Lina lifted the mallet she had crushed Rezo with and said,
"Ick!"
"Ooooh, GOURRY!"
"Ooooh, Mr. Gourry!"
"Hey, this is starting to get weird."
"Shut up, Zel!"
"Uh-oh! GET OFF!"
"Huh? Why?"
*SNAP*
"IT BROKE!" Gourry cried.
"Sorry about the diving board for your swimming pool, Gourry."
Lina and Amelia watched as Gourry (in drag) was sitting with
Valoom. Lina sweatdropped and sighed. Amelia tapped her on the
shoulder.
"What?" Lina asked.
"Miss Lina, I know you didn't teach me the Dragon Slave because
you taught me that you need to know when and where to cast spells. But,
um...." Amelia began.
"Yes?" Lina asked.
"Did you, by any chance, teach Gourry the spell?" Amelia asked.
"No, why?" Lina asked before she heard Gourry chant, "...by the
power of GREYSKULL!! I AM SHE-RA!!!!!"
"NO WAY! HE CAN'T-" Lina began, then puked.
Rezo sat on his throne as Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev,
Zelgadis, Zolf and Rodamus raced into his chamber.
"Ah, Lina. I'm so glad you're here." Rezo said.
"Rezo!" Lina said.
Lina kicked over a pillar.
"Hey! Do you know how many people I had to turn to stone and
destroy to build those?!" Rezo asked.
Everyone blinked.
"Couldn't you have just cast a spell to make them?" Lina asked.
"D'OH!!" Rezo replied.
Rezo laughed as Lina, Gourry, Zelgadis, Zolf and Rodamus
struggled to stand. Rezo's eyes opened.
"I CAN SEE!!!! I CAN SEE!!!!!!" Rezo said, laughing
hysterically.
"Yes, thanks to Visine's Shabranigdo Annihilator, Rezo can see
just fine and Super-bra-dingo can go burn in the fiery pits of Karaoke
where Serena, Nene, Misato, Ayaka, Ryoko and Bert Van Vliet all sing
'70s music forever while tanked forever." Ben Stein (you know, the guy
from the Visine commercials) announced, before bursting into laughter.
Everyone blinked and sweatdropped. But at least they didn't
have red, irritated eyes (stalks?).
Rezo sat on his throne as Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev,
Zelgadis, Zolf and Rodamus raced into his chamber.
"Ah, Lina. I'm so glad you're here." Rezo said.
"Rezo!" Lina said.
"Hey, if you mess around with the letters in his name, it spells
'Zero'." Gourry noted.
Everyone sweatdropped as they stared at Gourry.
"All right, I've got three crates of Home Pregnancy tests for
one 'Rezo the Naughty Nurse'." TharzZzDunN said, dressed as a boomer.
Everyone stared at Rezo.
"What?!" Rezo asked.
"I don't think we want to know." the five heroes said in unison.
"He-e-e-e-ey, Lina. Wanna go and play with the X-ray machine
down at the old abandoned hospital?" Gourry asked.
"Sure, Gourry." Lina replied, smiling.
Lina and Amelia watched as Gourry (in drag) was sitting with
Valoom. Lina sweatdropped and sighed. Amelia tapped her on the
shoulder.
"What?" Lina asked.
"Miss Lina, I know you didn't teach me the Dragon Slave because
you taught me that you need to know when and where to cast spells. But,
um...." Amelia began.
"Yes?" Lina asked.
"Did you, by any chance, teach Gourry the spell?" Amelia asked.
"No, why?" Lina asked before she heard Gourry chant, "...Let the
fools before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess!
DRRRAAAAGOOOONNNN SLLLLAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!"
"NO WAY! HE CAN'T-" Lina began.
*KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM*
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