Here we go again....

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              Ranma 1/2 : Hikaru Gosunkugi Writes A Fic

                           by Shunsuke -|||

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Shunsuke: O...kay, that's that review finished, just the last one left
          to do...

Hikaru:   Um...excuse me?

Shunsuke: Yu Yu Hashuko?  What the hell do I know about that one?

Hikaru:   Excuse me? <taps me on the shoulder>

Shunsuke: Wha?  Oh - oh no.... <hangs head>  You too?  I suppose this 
          is going to be some mind-control-Akane-gets-naked fic?

Hikaru:   Hey!  I'm not like that, I just...I just thought, since 
          everyone else is doing it....

Shunsuke: <looks back at synopsis list reviews, looks at Hikaru>
          All right.  <sigh>  Just don't mess with my files, okay?

Hikaru:   I won't!  Promise!

Shunsuke: <steps out to make tea...Chinese Black Tea, imported, 
          *very* tasty...with honey...mmmm>

Hikaru:   Now, where do I start....

	* * * * * 

Ranma ran down the street chased by Akane wielding a mallet.  Typical, 
he had insulted her.

"DIE, RANMA!" she yelled as she swung it at him several times, he 
running too fast while scared of her wrath.  I was walking through 
town when I saw this, and looked at it as an opportunity to show Akane 
I love her.

"Lightning strike, fly as a shrike, thunder clap, dragon's snap," I 
called out as a bolt of lightning came down from the sky on a clear 
day.  It hit the ground where Ranma stepped, exploding the asphalt and 
sending him flying into the sky off in the distance.  A surprised 
Akane stopped in her tracks to see that it was me who caused it.

"Hikaru!  Thank you, I was beginning to wonder if the baka was ever 
going to get punished.  How can I ever make it up to you?"

"You're welcome, Akane.  There is one way I can think of...Passion
true, Heartbeats two, Sudden kiss, Lover's bliss," I said while
casting another spell, causing Akane to suddenly fall in love with me.
She slowly walked up to me with a sultry smile and put her arms around 
my shoulders and planted a big, wonderful, deep kiss on my lips.  I 
responded in kind, my arms around the small of her back as the sun 
set.  From now on she would be mine.

	* * * * *

Shunsuke: <looking over Hikaru's shoulder>  About as much meat in that
          story as there is on your bones, Hikaru. <sip>

Hikaru:   Well, maybe, but at least it's not some hentai fic, right?

Shunsuke: I guess.  Look, you go home, let me finish off my work, and 
          I'll send the fic out later, ne?

Hikaru:   Sure, that'd be great!  Thanks a lot! <waves, exits the door>

Shunsuke: Normally I wouldn't make time for the scrawny wimp, but I 
          needed the break.  Hmm...maybe it just needs a minor addition
          to the end....

	* * * * * 

On the next block over, Ryouga attacked Kunou just as Tatewaki had 
finished his long-winded introduction.  The storm clouds had unleashed 
their charge onto a nearby street, lighting up the whole neighborhood.  
As the two commenced battle, their attacks brought them very close in, 
close enough that when Ranma finally came down from LEO, he landed on 
both of them, knocking them cold.  The three lay there in silence
until they all eventually woke, groaning in pain.

Nearby, Akane, who was now sick of Ranma and his stupidity, decided to 
give it a go with a new boy.

"Anything's better than a pervert," she thought as she locked lips 
with Hikaru Gosunkugi.  "Definitely better."

	* * * * *

Shunsuke: Heh.  Wait until Hikaru gets to live out that one....  You
          didn't really think his magic was going to work, do you? ^_^
          Now to finish the reviews...hey, where did the file go?!?!?
          HIKARUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

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                        E         N         D

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Just another addition to this silly series of stories.  Gomen.

*NOT* the "guy under the bridge",
Shunsuke

---
"The writer stares with glassy eyes, defies the empty page,
His beard is white, his face is lined and streaked with tears of rage.
Thirty years ago how the words would flow with passion and precision, 
But now his mind has darkened over sickness and indecision."
                                     - Rush, _Losing It_ (1982)


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