Subject: [FFML][Urusei Yatsura][Spamfic]The Day Tomobiki Stood Still
From: "Pierre Pinguet" <pinguet@rite.ty.ihi.co.jp>
Date: 8/7/1998, 4:11 PM
To:

Look Dad, I'm not lurking anymore !

When I read a post about Xover between UY and Dragon Ball Z, my first move
was to run-screaming-in-the-night, but as it was only 10am i had  time to
think about it before dusk came.
The result qualifies barely to [short] so i guess it's a spamfic.

Anything even remotly qualifying as C&C is welcome, expecially since English
is only my second language. Flames are a double-edged sword.


Disclaimer: I disclaim everything.
UY was created by Lumiko Takahashi.
I keep forgeting the name of the creator of Dragon Ball

Anyway, this has no legal value...
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The Day Tomobiki Stood Still.

Lum was furious. Not an uncommon state when you're a short tempered alien
girl trying to keep your girl-chaser of a fiancee in line. She kept
patroling over the streets of Tomobiki, trying to locate Ataru.
It was fairly simple : just follow the trail of angry girls. The shouts of
"Hentai!","Sukebe!","In your dreams, moron!" and "I shall make you two for
that, Moroboshi" were usually good hints too.

A few meters below the wanabee Casanova was using his trademark
straightforward approach.

"Eh Babe ! Over there ! Wanna go on a date with me ?"
The only response of the girl was to walk faster, but Ataru Moroboshi didn't
quite grasp the concept of "giving up".
"Wait, baby, if you can't right now, just give me your adress and phone
number, I 'll..."

"DARLING! Stay away from that girl-tcha!"
**Oooops... **

With the calm of someone well experienced in this kind of confrontation,
Ataru faced his green haired girlfriend.
" Leave me alone, I'm merely offering this beautiful girl the opportunity to
spend some quality time with me. Right? Miss..."

But when Ataru turned back, the girl had already vanished. Few girls liked
to be seen hanging around with Ataru "lech" Moroboshi, and everyone in
Tomobiki stayed the hell out of ground zero when Lum was angry.

Except Ataru.

"Darling, you're making me crazy! Will you never stop-tcha?"
Ataru loved the thrill. His mind was in overdrive: looking for ways to
escape the incoming lynching, yet trying to find how far he could go in the
taunting. Of course, he was probably going to be fried by Lum anyway, but
that was part of the game.

And God! Was she cute when she was angry...

"Come on Lum! Those girls need me. Don't be egoistical, you know you have to
share me..."

That was it. Ataru could see the arcs of electricity forming all other Lum's
body. He sprinted down the street.
Fast.
But not fast enough.

"I don't SHARE !"
Lum filled the street with electricity bolts, and a lot of them hit their
intended target.  A falling star, Moroboshi bited the dust.
Lum flew to the charred remains of her boyfriend. But the one and only
phoenix of Tomobiki was already rising from his ashes.Still a little dizzy,
he felt the urge to boast a little.

"Tsk,tsk,tsk! Lum, surely you can do better than that? I hardly felt it."

As the neurons restablished connections, his mind realised that he was on
the wrong side of the border between clever taunts and stupid provocations.
If Ataru had been lax enough to kick himself he would have done it.

He closed his eyes and waited for the second impact. Nothing.
He waited a little more. Still no sign of any Divine Retribution. Filled
with hope, he looked at the place were Lum stood a moment ago. She had left.
Ataru sighed in relief. Maybe he won that one after all.
Still there was something funny with the surrounding.

Sudden realization, by mean of a small rock, struck him.
The wind.
The street was now in the middle of an ascending current of wind, and small
objects floated in mid air.
Ataru, guided by an understandable curiosity, looked up.

There she was.
Very angry,very good looking and very blonde.
Ataru didn't notice the blonde hair, rising to the skies, defying gravity.
He was busy staring at the huge energy aura that surrounded Lum.

"So Darling, You wanted to see better-tcha?"
"Wait, Lum-chan, I didn't mean to..."
Lum joined her hands and brang them to her side.

"Please, Lum-chan, don't be stupid...*oops again*"
Definetly not the best choice of words.
"Grrr! Darling no baka! Just you wait! "

"KAA..."
An energy ball appeared between her hands.
"Woooo! Very impressive ! Ok, I promise not to chase girls today!"

"...MEE..."
The energy ball was now the size of a watermelon.
Ataru understood that it was time for a great sacrifice.
"For a whole WEEK !"
She was clearly not listening. Ataru quickly recommended himself
to the 7 Gods of Luck, expecially Benten-sama.

"...AAMEEHAAAAAA!"
Instinctively, he tried to block the attack.
But to his surprise, Lum was still helding back the energy-ball, now yellow.
Ataru laughed, he should have known she wouldn't dare.

"...-TCHAAA!!"
As tiger stripes appeared on the energy ball, Lum threw her hands forward.
A black and yellow energy beam ripped the ground a few meters from Ataru.
Following a deafening explosion, a huge cloud of smoke filled the sky.

Exhausted, but proud of herself, Lum waited for it to dissipate.
Meanwhile she checked that her hair was back to its original color.
She finally looked below.

She had made a nice little crater. And she assumed that the mess in the
center was Ataru.
All anger gone, Lum rushed to the motionless form of her boyfriend.
She took him in her arms, careful not to shake him to much.
Slowly, painfully, Ataru came back to his senses.
The world greeted him with too much light for his taste and the sight of Lum
nursing his wounds, concern all over her face.

"Is my Darling ok-tcha ?"
Bewildered Ataru didn't answer.
THAT was called a change of mood.

"So, Darling, was it powerful enough-tcha ?" she continued with a smile.
She was too tired to really sound sarcastic.

Ataru took a deep breath.
"Lum, we 've got to have a serious talk about your new friends from Saya..."

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Author's rant:
I know Lum is a bit on the psycho side on that one:
let's just say she's having a bad day.

Yes, I have been watching Evangelion recently. :p

Well anyway thanks for your patience
Ja ne

Pierre Pinguet