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Mousse, er, Shampoo writes a fic!

A really stupid spamfic by Mark Ferrer

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine. Don't sue me. (If you do,
I'll keep writing crap like this!)

Mousse: Shampoo! Let's write a fic together.

Shampoo: Shampoo busy now. Write by Mousse's self.

Mousse looks at the empty Nekohanten.

Mousse: Please Shampoo?

Shampoo: NO!

Mousse looks glum and goes to the computer. (Stay with me on this one.)
Shampoo looks from the corner of her eye.

Mousse: What should I name this? (cracks knuckles)

Shampoo: Mousse...

Mousse: Mousse's fic? Nah.

Shampoo: MOUSSE!

Mousse: I know! Mousse writes a fic! (slams down fingers on 'keyboard')

**HISSSSS**

Mousse starts running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

Mousse: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Shampoo: Stupid Mousse type on hot grill.

Shampoo sees Kuno & Kodachi's fic.

Shampoo: Why not?

Minutes later, Mousse comes back with HUGE bandages on his fingers.

Mousse: Shampoo, you wrote a fic?

Shampoo: Yes. Read Mousse?

Mousse takes it and faints. A steady gush of blood comes from his nose.

Shampoo: What wrong?

(Camera zooms in on the title. It reads "Shampoo's Wedding Night.")