"Fish heads, fish heads..." Petes-kun hummed to himself as he
grabbed a coke from the vaults 'bottomless cola dispencer'. "Eh what's
this?" he said as he picked up a TVguide that poped out of no-where. "Hey
Peter! What's this 'SCGTV'?"

        "Consider it to be a parody of SCTV," Peter-san said as he walked
over. "It's anime crossed over with real TV."

        "Didn't Sandborn do something like that?"

        "Well it was only Ranma1/2 shows. And I'm not one to copy! You know
that!" Peter snatched the TVguide out of Petes' hands and sat down at the
computer.

        "Don't bother. The bloody thing's crashed." Petes said befor ehe
downed the entire can and went back for another.

        "Well you haven't tried the Tech preist serimonial blessing." and
with that Peter wapped the side of the monitor, causing it to boot up.
"Thank the machine god... Oh ho!" Peter said when he noticed a new icon on
the file manager.

        "'tRtGiPwDBoK'... What does that mean?"

        "I'll check it out." Peter opened the file and up poped a window
with bouncing fanged bunnies, in it was one '.txt' file, Ucchan's Cousin.

        *Click click*

===============

        Ucchan's Cousin

        By:Erica Kanri

        >>Insert Disclaimer Here<<

        "Why hello Ran-chan!" Ukyou happily greeted her good friens and
fiancee. She knew why he came, a free meal. "I'll have one ready for you in
a moment."

        "Well actualy, I'm not here to eat Ucchan." Ranma said, trying to
hold back a big grin.

        "Nani?" This didn't sound right to Ukyou.

        "You know when we were kids, and you're cousin came to vist..."

        "Hai." She was realy wondering what Ranma was going at.

        "Well, I ran into her on the way home and I though you'd like to see
her." Ranma finished.

        "She's here! Where?" Ukyou was bursting with joy.

        "Ucchan Ohayo!" said the brown haired raccon-girl as she walked in.

        "Erica! It's been so long!"


                               ^_^ Fini ^_^

======================

        Peter and Petes stared dumbstruck at the monitor.

        "I always though Erica looked like Ukyou..." Peter said, breaking
the silence.

        "Hell no! She ain't kiwaii enuff ta' be related!" Petes shouted.

        "Not 'cute' eh!?" said an all to fimiliar voice.

        "It was Petes, not me!" Peter quickly got out of the seat and tried
to get out of blunt instrument range.

        "Still, it's not nice to snoop on a girl's fic." Erica said as she
drew her cricket bat out of it's sheath. "I'll just have to teach you two that."

        *fade out before any voilence ensues...*


---Petes-kun, 
<SCG> Founder & Leader of the SCG <SCG>, <NNFM> Current Emperor of Jurai <NNFM>,
<USURP> Hinako-chan's "Big Brother" <USURP>                                     
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