TO ALL UKYOU FANS 
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                        A fanfic by Cass

  THAT is a good way to attract one such as I :) Now I'm wondering if 
Blade is still around and this got his attention....

one for me. You are always there when I needed you, giving me free 

food, 

fighting with me against my numerous enemies and most importantly of 
all, listening to my woes. Your actions over the years have touched 

  Well, listening to woes? Not really, but I suppose this IS an  
Ukyo-fantasized Ranma, too. ^^

    He looked at her flawless face, enhanced by a little make-up and 

  Ukyo wore make-up? Dare you deny her natural beauty by masking it with 
artificial... oh, never mind. ;)

    "Its not that!" The object of his affections wrenched herself free 

>from his grasp. "I no longer love you."

  LOL! 

    "Ran-chan was your nickname when we were young. We are best 
friends, of course I won't let you pay for your meals here. You're a 
nice guy and all but I am over you. Now, you're my dearest friend. And 
I'm content with being your friend. I'm sorry but I don't feel the same 
way that you do."

  This is so hilarious; Ranma and Ukyo switch roles. 

    Ukyou felt like screaming. Ranma was like a stubborn mule. She 
would have be harsher on him. "Look Saotome Ranma, you've been 

stringing 

Akane, Shampoo and me along for so long. You never did say who you 

love. 

And when I found out that you loved Akane, it hurt. A lot. All the 

years 

I've wasted, waiting for you. But then I thought 'I don't need a boy 

who 

treats his love so badly, always insulting her and being so indecisive 
about their relationship. I need a _man_ who loves me and isn't afraid 
to show it'. So I moved on with my life. I'm sorry-"

  Probably the single most reasonable argument that never made it in the 
manga. 

    "You don't have to say anything more. I... I understand. Goodbye," 
whispered Ranma as he shuffled out of the restaurant. How could he have 
let someone like Ucchan slip away? If only he had realised sooner, how 
good Ucchan treated him. Now, all he had left was regret. Tears 

streamed 

down his face as he walked away. 

  Not that I don't like Ranma or anything, but I found this quite funny. 
Naw, forget it; Ranma's an idiot. 

    Back inside the restaurant, the regular customers were cheering. 
"Ukyou!... Ukyou!..." Finally, she had shown some backbone and rejected 
Saotome Ranma, who had strung all his fiancees along for years. Did he 
honestly believe that all of them would wait for him to make up his 
mind? 

  Ranma, being the idiot that he is? Yes. 

    "Boss, your phone call. Its your boyfriend," yelled a waitress.

  Not Konatsu? 

    Ukyou blushed and scolded, "He's NOT my boyfriend. We only dated 
twice." Then she quickly grabbed the phone and sat in a private booth. 
<Poor Ran-chan, I hope he will be ok soon. I never wanted to hurt him.> 

    "Hello." She listened for a few moments, then replied,"Yes. I had 

a 

great time last night too." A few minutes later, she smiled and said, 
"Lunch date on the beach? Sure..."


THE END!

  Heh, heh. This one's so schweet, it's a keeper. 


"That's my story and I'm sticking to it."--JMS, creator of Babylon 5. 
"If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die."--Kosh, Babylon 5.
"Understanding is a three-edged sword."--Kosh, Babylon 5. 
"Never show your hand until the end."--me, being profound. 

--Razorclaw X

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