[FFML][Draft][EVA][Fanfic][Lime] Garden of EVA 0:3 - Kaji Bites Misato
Okay here's part 3 of GofEVA. Let me know what you think.
Also, let me know if this part needs a [Lemon] designation rather than
lime. I don't think it's that bad, but probably goes further than the
past two parts.
BTW, 'Ranma 2015' show from part 2 is now called 'Shin Seiki Ranma' as
a kind of nod to the Japanese title of EVA. :)
[EVA][Fanfic][Lime] Garden of EVA 0:3 - Kaji Bites Misato
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Garden of EVA 0:3 - Kaji Bites Misato
Neon Genesis Evangelion characters and situations created and Copyright
by Gainax, Project Eva, ADV Films - Used without permission
Garden of EVA series created, written, and Copyright 1998 by Jim Lazar
A biting series set within episode 26 of Neon Genesis Evangelion
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Short general warning: This fanfic contains spoilers, sex, bad
language, 14-year-old hormones, naked people, and various warnings. You
have been warned.
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"Give me a thousand on black and red," a boy said to Takma before
class and handed over a 1000 yen bill.
"Okay, which is black?" Takma replied and entered the bet into his
palmtop.
"Um....Misato is black, Rei's red."
"You're all set."
Later in class, Shinji was talking with Touji and Kensuke. "So
what color today?" Touji asked.
"I don't know. I didn't see them today. Maybe at lunch she'll
flash me," Shinji replied, troubled.
"Oh no, looks like the new girl doesn't like Shinji anymore,"
Touji quipped.
"Guess it wasn't meant to be. Sorry, Shinji," Kensuke added,
patting Shinji sadly on his back.
"Don't worry...I'll see them today," Shinji insisted, looking at
Rei. Rei just continued looking at the front of the classroom.
Misato stood at the front of the class and finished her lecture,
then asked, "Okay, can anyone tell me the biggest change in humanity
since Second Impact?" No one volunteered, so Misato scanned the room
and picked someone. "Shinji?"
"Um...the human population decreased?" Shinji replied,
uncertainly.
"Yes, no kidding. By about three billion people, but what was the
impact on human society?" Misato asked, sitting down at her desk.
"Alright! Black!" a boy exclaimed from the back of the room.
Misato bit back a smile. <Anything to keep them interested in
class,> she thought.
"Well, it's less crowded," Shinji offered.
"Meaning?"
"Less drain of resources?"
"Very good. This event also brought all the world's people
together to rebuild after the devastation of the Second Impact. Now,
since you were all born after Second Impact, you might not realize
this, but the world was..." Misato stopped, as Rei's hand went up.
"Yes, Rei?"
"May I be excused?" Rei asked, looking troubled.
"Of course."
Rei stood up and left the room.
-E- -V- -A-
"Hey, what's the matter?"
"Nothing."
"You left class sort of fast."
"What do you care? You just like to look at my panties."
"Yes, but you're more than a pair of panties to me."
"Pervert."
"Tomboy!"
Shinji stared at the television screen and muttered to himself,
"This 'Shin Seiki Ranma' show sure seems familiar somehow."
"Shinji! Take your bath, the water should be hot by now," Yui
called out.
"Okay, Mom," Shinji replied, then watched the end of the show.
Akane smashed Ranma with an asteroid. "Ouch," Shinji said, feeling
sorry for the poor guy, but at the same time admired the rack on Akane.
He never understood the flat-chested jokes in that show, since she was
pretty well built in his opinion.
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji stared up at the ceiling and soaked in the hot bath. "I
wonder why Rei didn't flash me today? She's shown me her panties every
day since she started school," he muttered. "But not for the last few
days! Damn!" Shinji exclaimed. He returned to his meditation, "Rei,
Asuka, Misato, Ami, Akane, Hanaki, or Yukiko today?"
He pondered, then pictured Rei naked. "Ahhhh, such a naughty
girl."
After his meditation was finished, he made sure to drain, clean,
and then re-fill the tub.
-E- -V- -A-
The next day during lunch, Shinji approached Rei. "Hi, Rei. What's
up?"
Rei looked up and smiled. "Hi, Shinji. You are at the moment."
"Huh?" Shinji replied, confused.
Rei smiled, then asked, "So ready for the game tonight? I'm going
to play without any of the cheats. Should be a good match."
"Well, it's been more fun playing Eva with you since you stopped
dismembering me," Shinji said.
Rei smiled. "Well, I can only get off on chopping you to tiny
pieces for so long. I'll just have to find some more interesting ways
to have fun," Rei said and winked. She got up and made her way indoors
for the afternoon classes.
Totally missing Rei's meaning, Shinji cursed silently, "Damn, she
didn't even show me her thigh."
-E- -V- -A-
"Unit 01, Angel at eleven o'clock."
"But it's only seven o'clock," Shinji quipped.
The computer controlled voice didn't find Shinji's joke funny, so
the AI program inserted ten Angels around Shinji's Unit 01. It didn't
take long for Shinji's Unit 01 to be reduced to a pile of scrap metal
and flesh. He waited for the few seconds it took for his Eva to
regenerate and return to the game.
"Hey, Shinji...don't make jokes like that to the AI command staff.
The Eva program has some interesting responses to jokes like that," Rei
said, trying to deal with a huge ring like Angel that had appeared
above her. <Damn, I don't recall seeing this one before. Did Mom add
some new Angels to the program before leaving her old job?> Rei thought
to herself. Her entry pod shook as the Angel lanced her Eva with a
piece of the ring. <Damn. I'm done for,> Rei thought.
Suddenly, Rei was released from the Angel's hold. "Huh?" she
gasped, then looked around and saw that Shinji had cut the tendril that
had speared her. Rei smiled, this guy was actually one of the better
Eva pilots she had played with. "Thanks, Shinji. If we attack this
Angel with our progressive knives at the same time I think we can take
it out."
"No problem, Rei!" Shinji replied.
Thankful that she didn't have to sacrifice her Eva, thus reducing
her score, to destroy the Angel Rei helped Shinji chop the Angel into
tiny pieces.
Asuka was running and jumping all over the torn up battlefield,
chopping every Angel she saw with the two progressive swords she had
appropriated from some sort of mutant ninja turtle Angel. "Ha! Take
that! And That!"
Touji and Hikari were missing for most of the game. They were off
in a dark corner experimenting with the 'sex cheat' that Rei had told
them about. Turns out the Eva's were anatomically correct without their
armor on after all.
"Damn, Touji. If only you were this good for real!" Hikari
commented over their private intercom channel. The sight of the male
Eva on top of her female Eva was quite...stimulating.
"What do you mean? If you'd let me go further than just your
breasts, you'd see what a stallion I am!" Touji insisted. He maneuvered
his Eva Unit 03 over on top of Hikari's Eva Unit 05 and began rocking
back and forth.
Kensuke spent a lot of time trying to fight off a small humanoid
Angel. It had taken control of an unmanned EVA unit and was using it to
keep him from getting close to the Angel. He used his Eva Unit 10's
progressive arm blades to slash at the possessed Eva Unit 16, but the
built in progressive armor plates of that Unit had deflected all of
Kensuke's swings.
Kensuke was very worried; he'd never fought this Angel or another
Eva Unit before. He was about to call for help from the others when he
noticed the flaw in this Eva. Each Eva and Angel had at least one flaw
or weakness that could be exploited. He grinned and then charged the
possessed Eva. Instead of attacking he slid his Eva between the legs of
his enemy. He thrust his progressive arm blades up and sliced neatly at
the groin of Eva Unit 16. Since the progressive armor plates did not
cover that area he was able to slice into the Eva's body.
The possessed Unit 16 howled in rage then collapsed to the ground
and held it's groin in pain. It then self destructed to put itself out
of it's pain.
Kensuke smiled, then commented, "Must have been a male Eva." He
ran after the little floating Angel. With a flying leap, he managed to
grab it and squeezed hard. It's head popped off with a squishy sucking
sound and he had his Eva Unit 10 swallow the head. "Yum," he said,
looking for his next meal.
After the ten minute game time was up, the gang crawled out of
their entry pods and made their way to the food court for their usual
post-mission junk food-a-thon.
Rei was scarfing down a large hot dog. "Nice technique, Rei. Try
that on Shinji yet?" Touji asked.
Rei blushed.
Hikari hit Touji over the head with her bag. "Pervert! Don't make
vile comments like that!" she screamed.
Touji rubbed his head, realizing that he's just screwed up again
with Hikari. Time for more roses and general groveling.
"Yes! I'm back at number one!" Asuka screamed after examining the
scorecards closely.
"Well, you were like a demon possessed out there, Asuka," Kensuke
mentioned. He barely looked up from the Eva manual he was examining. It
was turned on the Eva Unit 16 specifications page. <Interesting, might
try this one next time,> he thought.
"Congratulations, Asuka," Rei said.
"Thanks, Rei. Where did that ring Angel come from anyway?" Asuka
asked.
"I don't know. It wasn't in the original Eva program. They might
have added it recently," Rei said, then smiled at Shinji and added,
"Thanks for your help, Shinji."
"No problem, Rei. See...it's more fun to fight by my side than to
cut me into little pieces," Shinji said.
"Not really, but thanks anyway," Rei said.
Shinji smirked.
Kensuke finished his examination of the specs for Unit 16 and
commented, "The programmer of the Eva game must be one sick puppy to
put Unit 16's weakness in it's groin."
Rei smirked, then said, "Yes, she is an...interesting person."
Kensuke gasped. "You know her? It'd be great to meet her! This
game is just so cool!" he exclaimed.
"Umm...yeah. Maybe I'll see if I can get her to meet you guys
sometime," Rei offered. <Wonder how long I can keep the secret that
she's my mother?> she worried inwardly.
"Cool!"
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji and Rei were walking home through a nice park after the
game. "You really don't need to walk me home," Rei said, although
inwardly she was glad he was.
"Well, it's later than normal so..." Shinji replied then trailed
off as he saw a familiar car parked in a dark corner. "Hey, that's
Misato's car!"
"Geez, do all you boys always get an erection when you think about
Ms. Kastsuragi?" Rei commented, glancing down at Shinji's pants.
Shinji covered his lower regions, blushed, then said, "Well,
she's just so fucking hot!"
"Well, she is fucking someone...look," Rei said, pointing to the
car.
Misato was laying in the back seat and a man was bumping and
grinding on top of her.
"Damn!"
"Guess that means you're out of the running, too bad."
"No, I meant the windows are too steamed up and I can't see any
details!" Shinji exclaimed softly, craning his neck to try to see
Misato's naked body better.
"Why are you guys so hung up on her anyway? She's just teasing you
boys to keep you interested in class," Rei said.
"No she isn't!" Shinji declared. "Last year she had affairs with
half the boys in her class."
"Yeah, right. How many this year?" Rei asked.
"Well, some claims, but none confirmed yet..."
"Thought so. You'll notice that the man humping her right now is
not a student. He's pretty cute, actually. I wouldn't mind having him
inside me," Rei said, trying to see more of the man.
"Ah, he's nothing special."
"Think you're bigger?"
Shinji blushed, then snapped back, "Hey! Don't believe everything
Asuka says! She's just a big liar!"
"Prove it!" Rei shot back.
Shinji recoiled, then leaned closer to Rei. "Don't think that I
won't!" he replied.
"Pull your pants down and prove it then," Rei said, sounding very
serious.
Shinji faltered, looked around the park, then stammered, "Um...you
first."
"Yeah, right. I have nothing to prove. You do."
"Me and my mighty oak have nothing to prove," Shinji insisted.
"Hmmm...me thinks that Shinji is hiding a wee willy winkie in his
pants," Rei said, smiling. She turned her back to Shinji and looked
into the car again. "Damn, she's going to be sore tomorrow."
Shinji glanced around the park once more, then pulled his pants
and underwear down. "There....see? A mighty oak!"
Rei turned around and blushed at the sight. "Damn. Didn't think
you had it in you, Shin-boy."
"Shinji! What the hell are you doing out there!"
Shinji fell backwards onto his bare ass. He scrambled to pull his
pants back up as Misato stared at him from the open window in her car.
"It's not what you think! Rei dared me!"
"I was just minding my business and this pervert pulled his pants
down. I think he's hot for you Ms. Kastsuragi," Rei said, enjoying
watching seeing Shinji squirm into his pants.
"Well, of course he is!" Misato said, smiling. "But me and Mr.
Kaji would like our privacy right now. You two horny kids go somewhere
else and play with each other." She poked her head back in and closed
the window. "Kaji...don't bite so hard...the kids will freak if I have
any marks tomorrow," Misato's voice was heard from within the car.
Shinji finished zipping up his pants, leaving a piece of underwear
sticking out of the fly and made a hasty retreat. He was followed
calmly by Rei.
"Damn, I don't believe I let you talk me into that. Now she's
going to move me to a different class!" Shinji mumbled as they walked
through the park.
"Don't worry. I doubt that she'll want to make an issue about it.
After all, she was shagging that guy in a public park," Rei said,
patting Shinji on his back.
"Well, at least I got a good look at her boobs when she poked her
head out the window," Shinji said, smiling at the memory.
Rei shook her head. "You guys are just a walking bunch of
hormones, aren't ya?" she asked.
"You're one to talk...always teasing me with your panties and then
cutting me off like that," Shinji said, angrily.
"Well, you didn't have to keep telling everyone else about it!"
Rei insisted.
Shinji grinned, although it looked more like a leer. "Well, they
need the info for the betting pool."
"Oh, for such a noble cause, please take a peek," Rei said,
gesturing to her dress.
Shinji grinned, moved to grab the hem of Rei's dress and started
to pull it up. He was quickly punched into the ground by Rei.
"Hey! You told me to do it!" Shinji insisted.
"Those hormones you guys have must really lower your IQs. I was
kidding, I'm hardly going to show you my panties if you keep telling
everyone," Rei said.
"Fine, I won't tell then," Shinji promised.
Rei stopped and examined him briefly. "Trust raging hormone-boy? I
don't think so," Rei said, then approached her apartment building.
"Hey! I'm a honest guy! I never once said I saw your panties when
you didn't show them to me!" Shinji said, as if that was a noble thing.
Rei chuckled. Without turning around she opened her door, then
said, "Asuka's wrong, by the way. It's actually pretty nice." She
closed the door behind her.
Shinji looked at the door for several moments, then as his ego
(among other things) expanded in size, he puffed out his chest (among
other things that puffed out). "Ha! Of course it is!" he said, then
turned and headed for his home. No question who he was going to
'meditate' with tonight.
[End - Garden of EVA 0:3 - Kaji Bites Misato]
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Virtual Reality Experience Simulator (VRES)
Evangelion Unit Data
Eva Unit 16 - Production Model
Color: Orange
Design date: March 22, 2015
Eye configuration: Eight (360 degree view when used with
Type-II entry plugs)
Armor: Quad-polymer titanium (55 metric tons)
Built-in weapons: (2) Progressive knifes in shoulder holsters
Usable weapons: All type 1, 2, 3, and 4 manual weapons
AT field generator power: 135x2
Response time delay: 31 milliseconds
Power supply: 600 seconds run time, average usage
Special equipment: Progressive armor plates cover 78% of EVA
surface to protect against progressive
blade weapons and AT blades
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Email me at: mailto:jimlazar@earthlink.net with comments, criticisms,
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Author's notes/ramblings:
How's that for FAN SERVICE? To bad you can't see it for real.
Have you figured out my theme for the names for each part yet?
The 'progressive arm blades' of Eva Unit 10 are sort of like the
Guyver's curved blades, BTW if the specs from part 2 didn't make that
clear.
Um, damn...this is getting screwy. Maybe I should kill someone to put
some angst into the plot? Or maybe not. Maybe. Well...you'll have to
wait and see.
I'd like to thank various FFML members and my pre-readers: Nlson31,
Ryan Erik, Jonathan Ng, and Anthony Pardilla. Of course in the end, any
mistakes and botched characters are my fault.
Revision 0.0 - Rough draft (July 18, 1998)
Revision 0.1 - Pre-reader draft (July 28, 1998)
Revision 0.2 - FFML draft (August 1, 1998)
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"You made Akane whose daughter?!?!"
"Genma's."
"Has she hit you with her mallet yet?"
"Several times, actually."