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From: The Eternal Lost Lurker <EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net>
To: Dave Hanson <cassie@webruler.com>
Date: July 30, 1998 5:08 AM
Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM/NOISE/WHATEVER] Konan-Koku '98

Can someone tell me where this convention is taking place?

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You know...call me silly, but I think perhaps maybe Becerra-san would
have liked to know what state/province/country this thing is taking
place in? Just giving a street address and (I assume) a town? doesn't
help someone from, say, Colorado or Texas to know where the hell this
thing is.

It's in Canada, so above most of you in a northern direction.� The city is Nepean, which is just outside of the capital of Canada, Ottawa, Ontario.� I just assumed that those in Ottawa would know of Barhaven and those that didn't were probably too far away to come.� I really just pasted the info off an e-mail Katy sent out to the AASML.  Sorry about that.

My name is not Dave.� That's my Dad's name and it shows up with everything I send.� I would get rid of it but he won't let me.� So I make do with AltaVista when I have the time to go on the internet and do that.� So for future reference Dave Hanson and naki-chan are one and the same, well... now that sounds bad.

No I'm not some guy going to an anime con. dressed up as a 16 year old girl wearing a short neon blue dress.� Sorry to crush your dreams.� I'm just a 16 year old girl wearing a neon blue dress named Allison.

I hate Spamming up the ML like this and I would respond privately to the 5 e-mails I recieved but I can't seem to find the time.  Any more questions should be sent to me and I'll try to get back to you before KK'98.

Thanks
Bye-bi!

Allison (I'll be Akane from Mahou Tsukai Tai)
naki-chan
aka Chibi-chan
naki-chan@mindless.com
http://www.igs.net/~nakatomo/Baka_no_Miko's_Shrine.htm (my webpage)
http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~dd635/lib.txt (fansub list)


-Deep within Shishio's hideout-

"The weak die and the strong survive... Ohh my shoes untied."
As Soujirou bends to fix his shoelace a super deformed Kenshin flys overhead
and crashes into the facing wall.

"Ne, Kenshin? What happened there?" Sano asked as he tries to help the dazed
Ken-chan out of a rather deep hole in the brick wall.

"I thought I'd attack the second he finished his speech as to 'get the drop'
on him. But he countered wonderfully. He totally caught me off gaurd with
his shoelace manuver. I can't use my Battoujitsu on him.� I litterally did
not see that one coming. He is very skilled."

"Yep I'm God's gift, says right there on this episodes opening title. How
did you like my Ten Ken Shoe?" Soujirou asked absentmindedly as he finished
tieing his shoe.

"Kenshin, don't worry about it. He's not so great. He just paid
Hecto/Shinsengumi to translate last episode's preview to make him seem
invincible and to dull your hopes of victory." Sano remarked.

"Well it worked. I'm just a rurouni and a cheap-o. I bet even Yahiko could
best me. Damn it I need choco!"

"No Kenshin! Not chocolate! Remember your diet. If you start eating junk
food you'll never regain your sickly apperance. I think Cheap-o is way
better than your former title, Heavy Hitokiri."

"I just want my Mommy!" Kenshin wailed.

"I do too!" Soujirou joined Kenshin on the floor and wept along.

"Damn it all. Why do I get stuck babysitting. This is a job for Jo-chan. All
I want is a nice warm bottle of premium sake...I want my bottle! I need my
crutch! How can I be expected to put up with childish co-stars and not be
able to drink while under contract. Even when the script calls for liquor
all I get is water. It's not fair! I hate this!!" Sano curled up into a ball
and wept along with his two teary co-stars.

*comercial break for Japanese travel tissue, Jenny Craig, and AA*
Credits roll across the screen

"Well they most certainly have run out of ideas. What did they expect after
270066 episodes? Nothing's ever eay." naki-chan sighs as she turns off her
tv.

"Well to the animemobile Bat-sama we have creators in Japan to help and then
we must stop by Disney to make sure they are not trying to screw around with
anime again."

"Should I shoot the Executives if they don't agree to stop?" Tomo replied
from underneath her Bat-Man outfit.

"No just the Editors. That should get the point across."
As the dynamic duo pushed their animemobile out into the street they were
spotted by a little pink-haired girl.

"Look Mom!" Chibi-Usa tugged at Usagi's dress and motioned to our two
super-heores.

"Don't stare at the freaks dear."

"Hey who you calling a freak. Your daughter's trying to suduce your husband
every chance she gets and she's winning. So I wouldn't talk if you can't
keep your Tuxedo-kamen away from your eight year old.� And it looks like
someone ramed 2 poles up your ass and call them legs."

With that last witty remark our heroes rode/pushed the animemobile off into
the sunset.

THE END