GP FILE 31 Jul 98 
 SUBJECT: Jusenkyo Guide 
 AT: 15:35 
 
 Jusenkyo Guide wrote :

Just remember what the Guide (No, not ME) had to say about them bastards.

<chuckle>

Zaphod plummeted downward until he hit the spring with a tremendous *SPLASH* Ford watched 
with interest, then blinked  as a single-headed, rather cute girl emerged from the water 
wearing a now-ill-fitting two-necked t-shirt which was fortunately long on her given that 
Zaphod's pants were a little larger than the girl's current size and were now somewhere 
at the bottom of the spring.

"Not bad, Zaphod."  Ford winked. 
"Oh, he fall in spring of drowned young girl..." the Guide began.
"Yeah yeah.. I noticed." Zaphod muttered. "How do I change back?"
"Hot water." The Guide poured some on him. "But cold water will make you a girl again."
"You got any?" Ford asked, cheerfully.
Zaphod picked him up and tossed him into a far off pool.
"Not that one!" The Guide moaned. "Why the heck did you pick that one?"
"Why?" Zaphod asked. "What is it... surely it can't be that bad." He turned away from the 
spring Ford had landed in and made himself a snack. Then he heard it, a dull thud-squish 
that sounded like a wet robot walking across the sand. He turned and saw the reason for 
this. There was a wet robot walking across the sand. Trudging, actually. Its tracks led 
back to the spring Ford had landed in.
"Him get thrown into Spring of Drowned Paranoid Android." The Guide muttered.
"Life," Ford Prefect muttered, "don't talk to me about life."
Lt. Trakal
Operative of the Galaxy Police SIU