l was inspired by recent events and by Saotendo's fic to put out this little 
piece. Enjoy!




The New Arrival
By Anita Williams

Ranma looked at the sweating face of Akane and smiled. After all the long 
waiting, the time had finally come. The effort of the long, late night hours
had
at last paid off. He could barely contain his excitement.

Ranma: PUSH!!!!

Akane: l'm tired. l don't want to push.

Ranma: C'mon, Akane! You're almost there! PUSH!!!!

Akane growled and began pushing for what seemed an eternity before fatigue 
had once again set in.

Akane: <PANT PANT PANT> l.... l can't push anymore.

Ranma: C'mon.... just a little more!

Akane: Are you deaf?! l said l can't!

Ranma: Stubborn, kawaiikune girl! Why not put that brute strength of yours 
to use and push!!

Akane: l've been pushing for over a half hour!!! Who's fault do you think it
is 
that l'm in this situation?!!! l swear if you ever do this to me again....
l'll..... l'll... 

Ranma: Will you just push?!

Akane: <mutters> This is a good idea, he says. Good idea my ass! He wants me
to push? Fine... l will... stupid... macho.... JERK!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

And with that final push, Ranma Saotome drove up (with a little help) to the 
front gates of the Tendo Residence in his brand new, somewhat used, car.

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l guess this could go under the heading of... Lemon. ::ducks the flying fruit 
aimed for her head::