another quikfic by gregg sharp
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	Akane stuck her head out. "It's clear."

	Ranma, Ukyou, Shampoo, Cologne, Kasumi, and Nabiki quickly followed
her to the computer. Nabiki sat down and began to go through the various
files.

	"No wonder he's got problems with this. It's a real 'one-piece-at-a-time'
computer system..." Nabiki shook her head. 

	"What's the score?"

	"Looks like 'Neutral Ground' is in the lead so far..."

	"Yes!" Ukyou flashed a victory sign.

	"With 'the Art' and 'Dragon's Destiny' coming up behind." Nabiki 
raised an eyebrow. "Oh, look at this, the notes for the 'Saint Ranma' fic."

	"Do I get Ranchan in that one?"

	"No, that occurs in a branching off of the 'Different Viewpoint' universe,
so Ranma marries Akane, Kasumi marries an English teacher, and ...."

	"Oh my."

	"I get...who's that?"

	"Hephaestus starts pursuing Ukyou in Chapter 3?" Akane scratched
her head. "Why?"

	"According to this: ' she's a tool-user, she's cute, she's a perfectionist 
when it comes to her chosen craft, and she's loyal. Something that Hephaestus
would appreciate after being married to Aphrodite in a previous life.' Hmm."

	"Oh." Ukyou sighed. "Why couldn't it be Apollo?"

	Everyone stared at Ukyou briefly.

	"Here we go, rejected 'Bet scripts'!"

	Akane peered over her shoulder. "Loki's gambit: a tiny change in Akane's
DNA during development and she becomes an aggressive..." Akane flushed.

	"The word is lesbian, Akane." Nabiki pointed out a line. "Look here, after
you've beaten Ranma into a coma in Chap 3, you rape Kasumi because you're just
overwhelmed by a 'loss of control' pressure point attack."

	"Akane, how could you?!"

	"It was easy! I mean, I wouldn't do that!"

	"Oh no. Dig this one:

	"Here's a story,  'bout Soun Tendo,
                    A man with three very lovely girls,
                    One of them could cook, like their mother,
	 The youngest one loved girls.

	"Here's a story, still about Tendo,
	  Who, through circumstances very strange indeed,
                     Adopted two more girls, orphans both,
	  And they were all alone!

	"And one day came by this guy named Ranma,
	  Due to an old fashioned sort of vow,
	  That he'd be engaged,  to at least one daughter,
	  And this was much more than just a hunch,

	"Cause he was introduced to the Tendo Bunch,
	 The Tendo Bunch, The Tendo Bunch,
	 He became...engaged...to...The Tendo Bunch."

	Ranma gagged.

	"Here's another one. Ryouga Hibiki as Maxwell Lost,
Agent 46, in a fusion titled 'Get Lost'. Co-starring   Akane Tendo
as 'Agent 69' - the capable and sultry partner in a top secret 
organization called CONTROL out to foil the evil criminal organization
known as JUUSENKYO."

	"I get to be a kickass secret agent," Akane blinked. "I'll 
DO IT!"

	"Well this guy won't. Write it that is." 

	"Somebody NEEDS to write this." Akane's eyes gleamed.
She could see it: Emma Peel, Agent 99, and now Akane Tendo!

	"Maybe Lord Talon will do it."

	"Maybe Oscar," said Ukyou with a smirk.

	Everyone shuddered briefly.

	"Let's see, oh here's an 'I Dream Of Jeannie' fusion with Ranma and 
Shampoo in the title roles. And here's an 'I Love Lucy' fusion."

	"Who's Lucy?"

	"Ranma is, oh the genders are switched to some extent. Ranma stays 
home and takes care of the dojo and housework, while Shampoo is a Chinese club
singer. Shampoo still gets into all sorts of 'wacky' situations so she's Lucy
for those
sort of events."

	"What is this one," Shampoo pointed. "Is bad?"

	"It was called 'The Plague' and dealt with some nasty mutated virus
being released during 'Desert Storm' when the Americans blew up what their
intelligence corps knew was a biological weapons site. 98% of all men died,
women
survived. Guess who decided to wait it out in his female form?

	"Then there's this one: 'King Of All Fighters' which takes the idea of
Ranma being the best of his generations to a ludicrous level. Ranma vanishes
on
the trail from Jusenkyo to the Nichieju, being abducted by aliens. He then
spends
hundreds of years being rebuilt by really damned advanced alien science, until
his
retirement from the alien battle arena circuit due to a new 'King' being
brought forth. 
He's then sent back to the same point in time where he was taken. He's
physically
sixteen, mentally and emotionally over five hundred years old, and has the 
accumulated battle knowledge of thousands of fights in all sorts of
conditions, 
including combat arts that have never been seen on Earth..."

	"Cool," Ranma smiled. "Damn, I bet that really changes my meeting with
Ryouga."

	"He should be coming back soon, let's just move things around in
his 'in basket' a little, he's so disorganized he'll never notice." Ukyou
moved one
item as she heard the door click.

	There was no sign of anyone when the bicyclist limped in, still 
grousing about the evil potatohead drivers failing to observe right of way.
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hey, it's a LITTLE better than just posting the idea, ne?