Eh? :)  Dare I ask it?

   Tom Tjarks

What's to ask?  I'll answer most of the probable questions
you may have asked.  (Hah!  Punishment for asking a vague
question!)

Q: Do you actually find yourself funny?
A: No.  Merely amusing.

Q: Who is RT?
A: [Face faults]  You mean you don't know Rumiko Takahashi?
    The great creator of UY, Ranma, MI, Mermaid Forest,
    One pound Gospel (is that right?), etc. etc. etc.
    She is most mighty!  [Bow down, bow down]

Q: Is this going to be another stupid fic where the author runs
    around?
A: Though, originally, I was going to have RT rant about some stupid
    amature stuffing her in his fic, and going on about how he was
    going to really get his during Revenge Fic season, I realized
    that I'm not funny enough (or interesting enough) to write a
    good Revenge Fic.  As far as I'm concerned, this dies here.

Q: Would Ranma bet on it?
A: Of course, when has Ranma resisted a challenge?

Q: Would Ranma win that bet?
A: I have supreme faith in Ranma.  RT could not tear him away from
    Akane, even if she killed them.  She could do this no better
    than she could resolve the mess that she created.  (What's
    that about Alexander?  Take the sword and cut the knot?)  I am
    not blaspheming against RT.  In fact, it is a tribute to the
    creator that not even she could solve that web without
    resorting to the sword.  (And they say the pen is mightier.
    BWAHAHAHA  The keyboard is mightier than all!!!)

Q: Have you finally lost it?
A: Why yes, I have!  If you've been coding in Common Lisp, 40 hours
    a week, for the last 7 weeks, and you just finished your
    freshmen year, you'd lose it too.

-skeezy5, who almost forwarded this to the ML, but barely stopped
himself, then was encouraged by Dreamshadow...

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This is something that I thought up while waiting
for somebody at a cafe.  I thought is was funny.
You probably won't.  ;)  I'm sure somebody else
already did it.  Well, I'm a newbie, so I don't
know about it.  ^_^

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The All Powerful RT
   by Skeezy5

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Akane: Ranma, do you ever think that there's some
   all powerful, higher being that controls our
   destinies?

Ranma: Huh?  Akane, are you suddenly becoming
   religious or something?

Akane: No, its just...  I don't know, all these
   things happen that keep on trying to pull us
   apart...

Ranma: No all powerful being is going to take you
   away from me...  Uhh.... I mean... That is...

[The usual embarassing situation where the two of
them blush, look at their feet, fidget, and act
rather pathetic, making the reader want to scream,
knowing that the moment will be ruined soon.]

[*Poof*  Suddenly, a short, black haired woman wearing
glasses appears in front of them, ruining the previously
mentioned moment.]

Woman: Care to bet on that?

Ranma: What the?  Who the heck are you?

Woman: I am known by many names to my many worshipers,
   but you may simply call me... RT.