On Mon, 27 Jul 1998, Skeezy5 wrote:

This is something that I thought up while waiting
for somebody at a cafe.  I thought is was funny.
You probably won't.  ;)  I'm sure somebody else
already did it.  Well, I'm a newbie, so I don't
know aobut it.  ^_^

Woman: Care to bet on that?

Ranma: What the?  Whe the heck are you?

Woman: I am known by many names to my many worshipers,
    but you may simply call me... RT.

You forgot all of the t'chas and the end of the sentances.  Takahashi
*did* base Lum off of herself, after all... ^_^

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...