"If we hadn't come to Grundo we'd never have found the crystals, and
we'd never have met Gimmick, Leota, Wooly, the Fobs, Prince Arin,
Princess Arusia, the Anythings, the Wogglies, the Surf Grunges, the
Jungle Grunges, why, even Tweeg and LB aren't so bad once you get to
know them." 

Okay, I admit it.  I freely admit it to everyone.

This paragraph scares me.

How the heck are you going to cross Slayers over with something like
THIS!?

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...