Tenchi: "Why is Ryoko so crabby?"

Sasami: "I think it's because her grandfather is coming by today."

Tenchi: "Ryoko has a grandfather?"

Sasami: "Well one, he's Washu's father."

Tenchi: "No, I mean wouldn't be tens of thousands of years old?"

Sasami: "He's still pretty active."

Washu: "Papa-san!"

Sonic the Hedgehog: "Washu-chan!"

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
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