"I will kill all of you, slowly," he vowed. "I will cut

your hearts

from your pretty chests and devour them. And then I will reduce

your

pretty carcasses to smoldering cinders."

ALL: (Jaws down to the floor) 
Dr. Thinker: Ugh? This is person is getting to getting into cuss

words

by the end
of his part!
ALL: (sighs)

Thinker...grow up. This ain't Disney.

        "Who...who am I?" she asked the empty room, clutching at

her head.

Lita: She's might be youma!

<Arnold Schwarzenegger impression> Iss not a yuhma...

        "No," Tomoe said. "I've heard of how Sailor Moon healed

the Ayakashi

Sisters, but it would not work on Kaolinite. She isn't possessed

or

infused with dark energy." He sighed. "Her hatred of humanity is
simply part of her nature."

Lita: Then, Kaolinite is a Youma!!!
Serena: What's a youma?

<Arnold impression> Iss not a yuhma! Iss not a yuhma...

        Another dark bolt snaked forth from the black corona

surrounding

him, obliterating a passing train. He frowned. "Why is my

glorious

power acting of its own will?" Remembering his purpose, he

continued

his swift flight towards Tokyo.

Raye: The Lurker is shocking the living day of out of me.....
(A purple general stands on top of the theater)
Dr. Thinker: Lurker!
Lurker: That is me!

No, it's a bad facsimile, and if I ever see it again, I'm blasting it
*and* whoever created it to atoms. 

        "*ENDYMION!*" a voice bellowed. Within the flames, a ring

of

identical, silhouetted faces wavered into existence. Piercing

green

eyes, filled with dark rage, glared at the assemblage. "*SHOW
YOURSELF, YOU INSUFFERABLE SNOT!*"

(Darrien enters)
Darrien: That it, Lurker! Jadiete's died! Jadiete was crystral only

in

the American version. He died in Japanese. GET YOUR FACTS

TOGETHER!!!!

Lita: Cool your jet, Darrien!

Hmmm...not that I don't trust your obviously expert and highly
educated opinion, especially since you seem to speak Japanese *and*
English so much better than I do, but as a matter of fact, Jadeite
suffered the same fate in the original version that he suffered in
the DIC adaptation.

        "Well, what's everyone standing around here for?" Uranus

said.

"We've got to protect Their Majesties!" There was no need for

further

discussion. Everyone remaining in the throne room teleported to

the

battlefield.

Okay...look. I've patiently put up with these, even been amused by
them, and I don't like to criticize someone for commenting on a story
they obviously liked...but Thinker, don't you think you've
embarrassed yourself enough? I'm not trying to be hateful here or
anything, but really, you're not doing your own reputation on this
list any favors by persisting in these things... if you *must*
continue, at least refrain from posting them to the FFML and inviting
public ridicule. It's far easier to deal with these on a one-on-one
basis. 

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Breaking new wind in fanfiction
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We gualantee derivery in thirty minute, or you get
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