At 07:02 PM 7/25/98 +0800, Nikholas F. Toledo Zu wrote:
<snip, snip, what the hell?!>

The Kunos stood dumbfounded.

"R-R-Ranma darling!"

"P-P-Pigtailed girl!"

She said, a hand on her hip, "now, do you know?"

He said, a hand on his hip, "d'ya understand?"

"..."

"I don't think they got it," she said.

He sighed.  "Yeah, me neither."

"Ranma!"

Akane ran up to them.  "Got doused, huh?"

She sneered, and up-turned her nose.  "Well, duh, Akane."

She took his arm, "well, let's get you to the infirmary -"

And thus, before lunch, Furinkan High knew that Ranma had now been
cursed, instead, by the Spring of Drowned Siamese Twins.

***

Brings a different swing to it, neh?

Switch

Ooohhh, that hurt...I think I'll go jump off a bridge now...