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They're goin the distance, they're goin for speed.

        The two opponents faced off against each other each other.
The referee looked to each of them and said "Alright, you know
the rules." He pointed to the each contestant, "You have five
minutes to touch your opponent. You may not leave the confines
of the park.  special techniqes are permitted in this contest.
Do you understand the rules?"  Both fighters nodded thier heads. 
The referee then pulled out a whistle, "Then let the competition
begin!",he said as he blew it.

        Immeditely the action was fast and furious.  The crowd was
going wild.  Nabiki Tendo was off to one side,with her underlings
taking bets.  Everyone who had some spare cash was placing a bet,
and almost all of them were on the second man not making it to the
5 minute mark.  Though there were a few people who were betting
on him to make it to the end, but these were the small group that
had accompanied him here.

        The crowd watched in awe as the home team champion had pulled
out all the stops, lightining fast punches, Ki blasts, and nothing
seemed to land on his opponent.  As they watched the fight, no-one
,except Nabiki, noticed the rain clouds rolling in.  As she looked
up, Nabiki smiled, and mentally started counting all the yen she
was going to make.  It was definately a good idea to get up early
that morning to watch the weather report.

        The crowd finally noticed that inclement weather had arrived
was when Nabiki took out a large umbrella and popped it open.  The
next thing anyone knew the rain was coming down by the bucket full.


        Ranma looked up as the first drops splahed down on him. "No!
NOT NOW!" was all he got a chance to say before the deluge hit him.
He felt the change wash over him.  Before he had a chance to blink,
he felt a hand on his shoulder and someone whispering in his ear, "
Hello beautiful, can I get your name phone number and measurements?"
Ranma let out a blood curdling scream and threw his opponent into
LEO.  But it was too late.  He had lost.  What shocked and amazed
him though was that even though the other person had been on the
defensive the entire time, he had not been able to land a blow on
him.  The person had pulled all sorts of ninja tricks, and he almost
seened to flow like jello when getting out of the way.  When he had
changed into a girl, he had moved faster than he could blink.  Could
this be Happosai after getting ahold of instant spring of drowned
youth?  But The old letch was being currently restrained by some of
the local girls.  Who was that person, and why was Nabiki grinning
like a madwoman?

        Sasuke walked up to the grandmaster of his clan, the youngest in
it's long history, but well deserved.  Just as he got there Tendo
Nabiki walked up to him as well and whispered something in his ear,
while slapping his hand away from her waist.  whatever she said made
the grandmaster's face turn pale, but the big wad of money she pulled
out and handed him mollified him somewhat.  After she had left Sasuke
aproached and offered his congradulations.  Just as he was about to say
something a bolt of lightning came out of the sky followed by someone
yelling "Dahling NO BAKA!!!!!!".  His master barely avoided the blast
and took off as fast as the lightning that had tried to strike him
followed by a girl flying through the air, with green hair, and a bikini.

        Nabiki walked home most pleased.  finding out about Ataru Moroboshi
had been a gold mine.  At first she couldn't belive that he was rated
above Haposai on the hentai skill scale, but when shown the evidence it
turned into an opertunity she couldn't pass by.  After all with his vices
and Ranma's curse....well they played so nicely together.

Author's notes

Just a bit of drivel I wrote in a haze at work (and it shows) in between
working on databases.  All C&C welcome.

see you on the flip side,

Rabbit

-Laugh it up while you can, Monkey boy!-