On Thu, 23 Jul 1998 13:15:16 -0400, "Adam Conover"
<conover@i-2000.com> wrote:

Hell, why shoot so low? -I- challenge any author to write a lemon 
based on Soun + Genma.

"Tendo, the Master has become a real problem. He threatens
to impede our plans."
"I concur, Saotome. What is to be done?"
"Many years ago, we speculated on ways to destroy him. As I
recall, we tried every method. Every method but one..."
Soun Tendo tilted his head up and stared his friend right in
the eye. "Saotome, are you proposing what I think you're
proposing?"
"I think it may very well be the only way."
"No! Saotome, I refuse to do it!"
"It's either that, or face the prospect of spending the rest
of your life dealing with the Master. You and I both know
he's likely to outive our grandchildren."
Soun groaned. "But Saotome..."
"No excuses, Tendo. This has gone on long enough."
Soun's expression hardened. "If we do this, you're going to
be on the bottom."

Hope like hell that I never bother finishing this. 
--
The "alleged" Chaotica
yellowjack@cryogen.com
Cult of Chaos
Support the Sexual Jihad! FUCK OR DIE!
Note: I am young. People who are older than me are excused from 
pointing out this fact, since I am well aware of it. They are 
furthermore absolved of their percieved responsibility to 
produce crackerbarrel wisdom and amateur psychoanalysis for 
my benefit.

"The old are not necessarily wiser, just older." - H. D. Thoreau

"As for Chaotica, he's no slouch at what he does, it's just that I 
haven't quite figured out what it is he's doing.  I doubt that he 
has, either.
"Someday, perhaps, we'll read his name in the papers, either as a 
Nobel Prize winner or as the next UNAbomber." - Glen Q. gives me 
the recognition I deserve! :)

"I'm sorry, but no matter what the provocation, I never allow 
killing in the house." -Yosho Masaki, TM! MnE.