At 12:42 PM 7/21/98 -0700, you wrote:

At 04:05 PM 7/15/98, G.L. Sandborn wrote:

                       Nabiki - New Horizons
                    Chapter 16 - End of An Era
                         by G.L. Sandborn

    "Huh?"  Akane's expression clearly conveyed her confusion. 
Fortunately, realization dawned on her rather quickly.  "Oh, you mean
sex.  That's okay.  We've already done *that*."
    "WHAT?"  Nabiki snapped a look Ranma's way and added an
expression that could melt steel.  The groom was nonchalantly
examining the window frame of the car and silently whistling - doing
anything to avoid looking at his sister-in-law.
    "Honestly, Nabiki, I don't see what all the excitement is about. 
I mean, it was no big deal."

Nandato.

Uncle Fester---, you got some e'splaining to do.

	[Greg looks around the room as innocently as possible.] Explaining?
What explaining?

What's this about?
Ranma (who's been part girl for over 4 years in your timeline) ought
to have (by now) some idea as to what might make it a "big deal".

	Oh, that.  Well, if that were the case, she-males and sex
changed males would be the best lovers on the planet.  I haven't
exactly ever heard one of them being mentioned in the same breath
as Casanova.
	And there's also the concept of 'knowing how' and 'execution'.
Then there's the idea of..... GEEEEEZ, Palmer, you sure think of the
strangest things to complain about.  
	Maybe Ranma felt honor bound in his female form not to fool 
around with himself... er, herself.  Maybe he was a lousy lover that 
way too.  (Nabiki DID ask him about that, ya know.)  Not everyone
is going to be a porno film star in this series.  @_@  Somebody has
to be... less than adequate at *something*.

	Think of it this way, now Ranma has a reason to try and master
Martial Arts Getting Akane Off or The G-Spot Exploding Point or... 
(Oh, for pete's sake, fill in your own here).

	THAT DOES IT!  I'M RELEASING "KUNOPHILIA"!

	(Harump!  Question MY hentai mind will he.  I'll show him hentai.)

Jeez.

	Yeah, you said it.  
	[Kissy, Sly, I know you're trying to sneak up on me with those 
pills again.  It won't work.  I'll release it.  I mean it!  Back off or 
'Kunophilia' goes out!  Ask Sean.  It'll gag a maggot.  It's worse than
'Nekophilia' by multiple levels of grossness.]

	<Sounds of a violent struggle.>

	[GET HIS ARMS!  GET HIS ARMS!  Don't let him near the keyboard!
If 'Kunophilia' goes out they'll shut down the bunker for sure.]

J.

P.S. Loved the chapter.

	Even Ranma's weak willy?

_______________________
Joseph Palmer, Founder
Video Storage Systems
jpalmer@videos2.com
www.VideoS2.com

	- Kissy, Sly, and BB Fox
	(Greg's all tied up right now.  We're burning all the copies of 
'Kunophilia' we can find.  So, you all should be safe.  Ta!]
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