The Great Song of Indifference was written and performed
by Bob Geldof
All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi

The Great Song of Indifference

(The camera opens to the inside of the Tendo dojo. Kasumi 
is in the background standing in front of a microphone.  The
rest of the Tendos and Ranma and Genma are sitting at a 
table in the foreground. Kasumi steps towards the microphone
and begins to sing :)
%I don't mind if you go, I don't mind if you take it slow%
%I don't mind if you say yes or no%
%I don't mind at all%
(P-Chan walks into the room and hops onto Akane's lap. Unfortunately
she was drinking some tea which splashed on him. P-chan turns into
Ryouga and runs away as Akane tries to kill him with her mallet. Kasumi
just smiles and keeps on singing)
 %I don't care if you live or die%
(Two men dressed in matching black suits walk into the room. They
grab Nabiki and take her out of the room as she kicks and screams. Kasumi
waves to the men as they leave with Nabiki)
%Couldn't care less if you laugh or cry%
%I don't mind if you crush a fly%
(Akari walks into the room wearing a wedding dress. Standing beside her
is her sumo pig Katsunishiki who is dressed in a black tuxedo.  Akari
waves to Kasumi. Ryouga runs by still being chased by Akane. As they 
rush off screen Akari kisses Katsunishiki very passionately. Kasumi 
smiles and keeps singing:)
%I don't mind at all%
%I don't mind if you come or go%
%I don't mind if you say no%
%Couldn't care less baby let it flow%
%Cos I don't care at all%
(Ukyo walks in to the room while holding a silver platter. She presents the 
platter to Ranma. He removes the lid of the platter to reveal Shampoo-neko's
head. Kasumi smiles and mouths out 'how thoughtful a cathead biscuit') 
%Na, na, na, na, na, yada la da, na, na%
(Ranma gobbles up Shampoo-neko's head and begins to kiss Ukyo)
%I don't care if you sink or swim%
%Lock me out of let me in%
%Where I'm going or where I've been%
%I don't mind at all%
(Shampoo walks into the room and to no one's surprise she has no head. She
goes
around the room trying to find her head as Kasumi bounces her head back and
forth
totally oblivious to the events around her)
%I don't care if government falls%
%Implements more futile laws%
%I don't care if the nation stalls%
%I don't care at all%
(Mousse jumps into the room and he is dressed in black and has a yarmulka.
He sees
Akari and Katsunisihiki and begins to conduct the wedding ceremony)
%Na, na, na, na, yadala deedala da na, na, na, na%
(Kasumi grabs the microphone and steps into the foreground. She shouts:)
%Let's go!%
(Ryouga jumps into the room dressed in drag and he looks nothing like a
woman. 
Akane chases after him dressed in drag as well and she looks nothing like a
man.)
%I don't mind if culture crumbles% 
%I don't mind if religion stumbles%
%I can't hear the speakers mumble%
%And I don't mind at all%
(Kuno dances into the room dressed like Fred Astaire and Kodachi jumps into 
his waiting arms dressed as Ginger Rogers)
%I don't care if the Third World fries%
%It's better there I'm not surprised%
%Baby I can watch whole nations die%
%I don't care at all%
(The roof falls through as Tarou-monster flies into the room with Miss
Hinako on his
back riding on his shoulders like he were horse. Kasumi takes it all in
stride and wipes
the dust from her hair and goes on with the show with seemingly no
discomfort)
%I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, 
%I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind at all% 
(Kasumi starts to do a little jig totally unaware of all the chaos around
her)
%Na, na, na, na yadala deedala da, na, na, na, na%
% I don't mind about peoples fears%
%Authority no longer hears%
%Send a social engineer%
%And I don't mind at all%
(Kasumi runs  up front and all of the other people form a conga line behind
her as
they dance around the room. They all sing together:)
%Na, na, na, na yadala deedala da, na, na, na, na%
(Kasumi moves the conga line all over the house while she shouts out:)
%One more!%
%I don't mind at all%
%Let's go!%
%Pick it up now!%
(Kasumi spreads her arms out wide while facing the camera. She sings:)
%And I don't mind at all%
(Kasumi turns around and faces the group.)
Kasumi:Would anyone like any ginger snaps?

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.