Subject: [FFML] [Con] Greg's Not-so-Excellent Nan Desu Kon 2 Adventure
From: "G.L. Sandborn" <sandborn@microlink.net>
Date: 7/20/1998, 10:43 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

	Having never attended an Anime convention before, I looked forward to Nan 
Desu Kon 2 in Denver last weekend.  I wanted to start with a smaller con in 
order to get a feel for what they were all about before venturing forth to 
one of the "real" cons.
	After attending, my reactions to this event could best be described as: 
mixed.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not slamming the con.  I'm sure they did the 
best they could.  But there were things even I noticed that were less than 
optimal.
	To begin with, it was held in the Stapleton Plaza Hotel and Fitness Center.  
Now, I have to admit, it was a nice place.  A bit pricey but nice.  The 
hotel is located next to a bunch of other pricey hotels built at a time when 
it was thought inconceivable that Stapleton International Airport would ever 
close.  The construction of the new Denver International Airport has left 
Stapleton a ghost town.  So, hotels like the Stapleton Plaza have had to 
scramble for business.  This might explain why they were willing to cut a 
deal with the organizers of Nan Desu Kon for use of their facilities in the 
first place.
	The hotel is an 11 story around a central atrium structure that provided an 
unrestricted view of the entire interior from top to bottom from the open 
hallways.  For the most part, even from the 8th floor I could look all the 
way down to the level where the con was to see what the crowds looked like.  
Each room even came equipped with a private balcony outside.  Nice touch.  
(I used mine in the cooler evenings to sit outside with my pipe and my 
laptop while my recently purchased Ranma CD blared out of the boom-box I 
brought with.  I'm sure the neighbors appreciated that.)
	The down-side was that what the hotel left the convention goer with the 
unmistakable impression that the hotel was going to be cooperative up to the 
point where it affected their other business (things like family reunions, 
meetings for the local spouse abuse organization, and a couple of technology 
seminars).  In short, there were a lot of hotel clients all vying for the 
hotel's services at the same time.  (The snooty desk clerks didn't help the 
impression any.)
	As the hotel was 11 stories tall and there were no stairs to be used (open 
one of *those* doors to the two stairwells and you get a fire alarm), 
everyone had to depend on three elevators to get from floor to floor.  Even 
if you wanted to go up or down ONE floor, you needed to wait for an 
elevator.  Inconvenient to say the least (although I can think of some 
stronger language I'd like to use).  Anyway, it quickly became apparent that 
one had to plan their trips to the con VERY carefully else get caught up in 
the one-floor-at-a-time elevator yo-yo.
	I arrived in Denver on Thursday in order to get settled into my room and get 
a good night's sleep before tackling the con.  I was also able to spend some 
time with my sister who lives in the area and generally unwind.  (Perhaps 
'unwind' is not the best word here.  My sister cooks only slightly better 
than Akane Tendo and her kids are more annoying than a room-full of Sailor 
Moons.)
	Now, I never saw anything that announced when the con was to start.  In the 
confirmation material the organizers sent me, all that was said was it 
started on Friday and ran through Sunday.  Okay, I thought, surely they 
would start around noon or so on Friday.  The hotel's activities board had 
the con listed as starting at noon on Friday so I thought my assumption was 
fair.  Little did I know that the noon schedule was only for volunteers.
	Okay, no problem, I'd just wait until 4 PM when all the rooms were scheduled 
to open.  Wrong again.  That was the start time was for orientation for 
those manning the various rooms. Registration, I discovered by a 
hand-written note posted near the registration desk, was to begin at 5 PM.  
Of course, nothing was open yet - including the vender room - so I had to 
kill another hour to register.
 	By 5 PM, I was *really* getting anxious for this to get under-way.  Of 
course, I had to wait in line with the rest of the early arrivals.  Good 
thing the line for those pre-registered was short and there were no 
glitches.  With packet and t-shirt in hand, I considered what to do next.  
Nothing was open yet, I had another hour to kill, so I hauled everything 
back up to my room on the 8th floor and perused it carefully to try and lay 
out my weekend to get the maximum effect of the con.  (Heck, the elevator 
ride took almost 10 minutes each way.  That alone killed a good chunk of the 
time.)
	At 6, I endured another elevator ride to get to the vendor's room.  Now, let 
me take this opportunity to mention that in all the literature I'd gotten, 
including that handed out at Registration, said there would be 30 tables 
dedicated to the vendors.  Not even close.  The room the vendors were in was 
so small that a 
complete circuit of everything amounted to about 6 paces each in all four 
directions.  There was, by my count, only 4 vendors present.  The only way 
they were going to fulfil the 30 table count was if they included in the 
count all the registration tables, the panel room tables and half those up 
in the bistro.  In short, by 6:30 I'd seen everything the vendors had 
brought to sell, spent my limit, and was now faced with what to do with 
the rest of my evening.
	The 7 PM 'Opening Ceremonies' kept getting pushed back to closer to 8 PM, so 
that accounted for a good chunk of evening sitting in a room while a pack of 
AV nerdies doing 'mike checks' and generally entertaining each other with
rude 
noises and comments.  I hung around for most of the introductions of "Guests 
of Honor".  Steve Bennett was everything I'd ever heard about him - and 
more.  (BTW, in a one-on-one conversation environment he's a very serious 
and thoughtful person.  He may act goofy for the crowd to keep his "happy 
guy" image intact but he's a LOT deeper a person than you'd expect.)  After 
the Dream Factory appeal they went on to introduce the other seven "Guests 
of Honor".  By then, I'd already lost interest and wandered off to check out 
the movies.
	I'll give them credit for their selection of flicks to show.  They weren't 
going to surprise anyone with something new on their video screens.  
Dominated by OAV's that were already available in my local video store, it 
soon became apparent that this was going to quickly become a giant time sink 
hole.  I can think of a bunch of things I'd rather be doing than sit in a 
darkened room watching 'Macross Plus 1-3' or 'Tenchi Muyo! OAV 1-2' or even 
'Transformers' - again.  (Especially since Kissy and Sly refused to travel 
all the way across Kansas just to sit in a darkened room within arms reach 
of me.)  
There simply wasn't much there - there.
	The gaming room was a bunch of board (or bored) games.  The only real 
interesting one going on was Animayhem (sp?).  Not riveting mind you but 
interesting.  (I also thought the 10 year old 'Axis and Allies' game was a 
bit out of place.)
	So, I wandered down to their 'Hong Kong Video' room.  I've never understood 
what the fascination was with movies where a character says 'yes' while his 
lips move for two minutes.  Perhaps it's the gratuitous violence.  Besides, 
my local used car banana slug already shows these on his late night Saturday 
TV time-killer.  At least he has a talking dog for a co-host.
	With that, I gave up on Friday and set my sights on Saturday. Surely there 
would be more to be had then.  
	Wrong.
 	Saturday was just a busier version of Friday.  (A ton of locals bought the 
one day pass for Saturday so the place actually looked like a convention by 
Saturday morning.)  I checked out the closet-sized room where they had the 
model and art contest.  (So much for the advertised bigger and better 
event.)  That took, oh, 15 minutes or so.  The game room was right next door 
so I tried that again.  Nope, still playing board games (I always thought 
there were some kind of video gaming going on in these things).
	I wanted to check out the Video Contest but it got moved so many times that 
its final location became a secret known only to the con organizers and 
perhaps the ChiComs.  (Their revenge for all those bad Hong Kong movies, no 
doubt.)
	Trapped with nothing to do, I went back to my room and turned on the TV 
while I tried to make alternative plans.  Luckily, I caught a notice for the 
annual Cherry Blossom Festival in downtown Denver.  Changing into attire 
suitable for 100 degree temperatures, I made a bee-line for 19th and 
Lawrence where the festival was being held (a long, hot drive).  Got a good 
shady parking spot in a lot adjacent to the festival and showed up at the 
steps of the Denver Buddhist Temple just minutes before *their* opening 
ceremonies.
	The taiko drums that opened were worth the trip by themselves - all three 
groups of them.  The little kids that followed doing traditional dances was 
really kawaii.  I spent the better part of the day sucking down noodles, 
washing them down with Sapporo beer and sake, and generally looking like a 
sloshed gaijin in a blue happi coat trying his faded Japanese on native 
speakers who spent a lot of their time nodding and smiling (all the time, no 
doubt, thinking "who IS this guy?".  (Hint: If you can, join your local 
chapter of The Japan-America Society.  You're treated more like family when 
you show up at these things.)  The entertainment and food was certainly 
better than Nan Desu Kon - cheaper too.  I did get into a fascinating 
discussion with William Takahashi (no relation) about Shinobi traditions and 
weapons over at the display and lecture about Samurai swords.  He seemed 
quite well informed and most eager to discuss this most misunderstood 
element of Japanese culture.  I also sat in on a short lecture on the 
Buddhist religion (held at the foot of the temple shrine) by Reverend Kanya 
Okamoto.  It was VERY informative and a bit inspiring as well.  I can think 
of several places it could have been inserted into my stories.
	The Cherry Blossom Festival actually became the best time I had in Denver.

	I got back to the hotel in time to shower and get cleaned up before the 
'interesting' panels were scheduled to be held.  I shouldn't have gone to 
all the trouble.
	The 'Minimal Japanese' panel was interesting.  Not overly enlightening, but 
interesting and entertaining nevertheless.
	I bailed on the 'Where Do You Go for Anime' panel as I don't spend enough 
money on such things in the first place, it was unlikely I'd get any use out 
of the discussion.
	By 6 PM I was really fired up for the 'Writers Panel', figuring I might meet 
some FFML members there or at least get into an interesting discussion about 
writing fan-fictions and the like.  Wrong.  To begin with, it took 10 
minutes to get the previous panel to vacate.  They kept pausing on their way 
towards the door having a loud conversation about the old days of Colorado 
Anime clubs.  By the time they left, there were only 6 people sitting in the 
audience - including one very young lady playing with her Sailor Whatsit 
doll that couldn't care less about writing.  A hasty announcement was made 
that half the panel couldn't be found, and the organizer of the con herself 
decided she was going to 'sit in' - just to bring the panel up to three
people.
	For the most part, the panel became a conversation between some woman 
dressed all in black - including makeup (who failed to identify who she was - 
I guess she figured she was so famous we should automatically KNOW who she 
was.) 
and some guy in the audience wearing a spiked dog collar and a tank top that 
had 
a neck line that plunged to his belly button.  All they talked about was how 
to 
format scripts to submit to 'Babylon 5' and troubles the lady had experienced 
helping local independent film makers create masterpieces that would 
probably only be shown in their basements to whomever they could collar.  
All through her monolog she kept saying that "there are some really good 
books out there on scriptwriting" and we should go out and buy one.  
Forty-five minutes into the hour-long panel, the lady decided to say 
something about the basics of writing that anyone who'd ever taken a basic 
composition class should have known.  By then, the little girl and her 
mother had bolted.  I quickly followed.
	In short, the panel was a colossal waste of time.
	Disappointed, I pressed on to the Costume Contest.  Scheduled to start at 7 
PM, it finally got underway around 7:40. What took so much time was they 
needed to organize the 14 Costume contestants and the 3 Cos-play 
contestants/teams.
	After introducing the five judges, little slips of paper were passed out to 
the audience so they could vote.  (Which left the obvious question: What 
were the judges for?)
 	Eventually, a Richard Lawson look-alike in a nuns habit announced the start 
of the Costume judging.  (At least, I'm assuming it was a look-alike.  One 
never knows about Richard.)  	
	The first out was a Ranma Saotome - and not a very good one at that.  
Okay, I thought.  Easy costume to do.  Always start small and build.  Let's 
see what comes next.  Next out of the box was a Ranma Saotome in girl form.  
Not very original, I thought, but certainly it gets better.  The next out
was, 
you guessed it, another Ranma Saotome.  To his credit, he at least had a RED 
shirt on instead of the black ones the other Ranma's were wearing.  I was 
beginning to detect a pattern when they broke it with a Sailor Jupiter.  
Well, she was different.  Didn't look half bad in the costume either.  Maybe 
the others were just a coincidence.  Nope, I got that one wrong too.  What 
followed was a steady diet of Ranma's, Shampoo's (a REALLY bad Shampoo), a 
Mousse (who at least had some original props), a Ryouga (complete with that 
hot new gag of not knowing where he was going), followed by some people who 
looked like they whipped up their costumes that morning out of whatever they 
found in their hotel rooms.  No pandas, no Robotech pilots, no... well, there 
WAS an 'X Files' duo.  (Let's see... daddy's suit coat, an overcoat, and that 
ugly tie I got from Aunt May last Christmas.  Yup, got me a costume here.)  
Really, really disappointing.
	The Cos-play was over so fast that if you blinked, you'd miss the whole 
thing.  Nothing original (or even very interesting) there.  (One of the many 
previous 'Ranmas' runs out on the stage and says: "I'm Ranma Saotome.  Sorry 
about that." and leaves.  Well, I should hope so.)  The only reaction any
of the
contestants got was when 'Kodachi Kuno' stripped out of her dress into a plain
black leotard.  [Sigh]  Needless to say, it was over quickly - much to the
relief 
of the 50 or so folks who showed up.  However, there were three cameras
recording 
it all for posterity, so I suspect they can do something with it in editing.
	At that point, I worked my way back upstairs to my room, canceled my Sunday 
night reservation and made plans to bail early Sunday morning.  My expensive 
trip to Denver over.

	The con was... interesting.  Not invigorating as I expected, but interesting.
I chalked all the disagreeable parts up to this being the second year for 
the con and the first outside of a college campus.  There's bound to be some 
'growing pains' in the transition.

	The worst aspects?  
	Well, if you didn't have a car or bring LOTS of money, you had to bring your 
own food.  There simply wasn't anywhere you could walk to for a meal.  (The 
hotel was located in what the Denver Police refer to as: The Dark Zone.  
It's a place they warn you about going outside after dark.)
	Just being there was expensive.  The Stapleton Plaza might be a fine place 
to go on an expense account but shelling out my own money made it look 
outrageous.  I suspect they anticipated enough local interest so that all 
they had to worry about was parking.  The hotel might get stiffed on rooms 
but the con would make out okay with daily and weekend passes.  (I've 
concluded it was more for the Denver, Boulder, Colorado Springs folks who 
could drive for an hour or so, spend a day at the con, and drive straight 
home afterwards.)
	The vendor room was pathetic.  Frankly, it led me to the conclusion that if 
I REALLY wanted something, I'd be better off driving down to Pittsburg 
Kansas and going directly to Asylum Comics.  Better selection and I'm sure 
the prices would be better than the con.  (Although the SyCo folks were 
simply great.  If I ever go to another con again, I'll look them up first.)
	The movies?  If there was anything new there, it was a well guarded secret - 
probably shown at 3 AM in an unmarked room.
	They announced a video game challenge Sunday morning as I was checking out.  
Nice timing folks.  Bet they kept the location of that one secret too.
	Timing of the con itself was probably not the best, coming on the heels of 
AX98 and all.  There was also a lot going on in Denver that weekend - 
including the Renaissance Festival.  So I'm not surprised that the crowd was 
rather small.

	[Hint to the Nan Desu Kon organizers:  Take it back to the campus.
That way folks can pick a cheap hotel to stay in and there will still be
better facilities for the con and lots of free parking.]

	As a final note, I suppose I shouldn't have expected very much - 
considering this was one of the smaller cons only in its second year.  Based 
on that knowledge, I'd have to conclude the con itself wasn't so bad.  The 
fact I ran into absolutely nobody I knew there (tough trick considering how 
small the event was) probably colored my observations somewhat.  However, it 
does point out the necessity of having backup plans should the con itself 
prove to be a disappointment.  I was just lucky that the Sakura Matsuri 
(Cherry Blossom Festival) was going on the same weekend.
	In short, I might drive the 600 miles for the Sakura Matsuri next year but 
I seriously doubt I'll do the same for Nan Desu Kon 3.
	

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