The audience is silent as he begins his monologue:
"It's been a quiet week in the Nerima ward, my home
town -- which is rather unusual..."

The Nerima Home Companion?  Bwahahahahahaha!

I love it!

Nerima -- where the men are handsome, the women are sometimes the men, and
every martial artist is above normal...

Meanwhile, whaddya think?  Does it have possibilities?
Lemme know.

Go for it!

-- Bob

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Robert M. Schroeck            || "When in trouble or in doubt,
rms@cnj.digex.net             ||     Run in circles, scream and shout."
http://www.cnj.digex.net/~rms || I have no mouse and I must scream.