Looking at her application, the man in the business suit looked up at the
applicant and smiled.  "After reviewing your files and then talking to your
friends, family and various other people, I think you are quite qualify for
the job, Miss Tendou."

"I can't believe I got a job at a corporation before my sister," Akane spoke
with a huge smile.  

"Let me be the first to greet you into the family.  American Online is happy
to welcome you onboard."

END

This is one of the various reason why AOL is so messed up.  I wrote this after
finding out that I could not acess the WWW even though I am logged on to AOL.
I would not be surprise if AOL is somehow part of Microsoft.  I mean if the US
government has a stealth bomber why not Microsoft or if not, AOL learned from
the best on how to really make money while providing poorly written programs
at  very high prices.