David Homerick wrote:

SHIN SEIKI ARMAGEDDON

<Comet hits Tokyo-3, blowing away Kensuke>
Touji: Somebody dial 911!

GODZILLA 1/2

When doused with hot water, he becomes a giant lizard. When doused 
with cold water he becomes Barney!

MOON FICTION

Tuxedo Mask: I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger!
Usagi: So what do they call Ramen in France?
Rei: Ramen is Ramen, they just call it La Ramen.

KIMAGURE SESAME STREET

Big Bird: Today kids we have a very special guest, here, welcome <Insert
any KOR cast member>
Cast member: Today we will be learning about a word I deal with often, SEX!
<Cast member is hauled off by the Oscar security team>

PEN-PEN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

PenPen: Wark, wark wark...
Translation: You threw a knife at my head! You THREW a knife at my head!


Hey this fusion thing is not so hard after all!


--Sir, Would You Please Get Off The Nuclear Warhead?!?--        
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