David...

You really should have labeled this post satire, or made some note
within that it was indeed satire. There are people out there who
might actually take all the garbage in your post to heart, mistaking
it for genuine advice.

Maaaaaa....

Lurker-san, you really ought to be more civil, ne?  What if they DO take it
to heart?  That's when you get things like Sailor Hellblazer, ne?

Don't be so rude.

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