A Mouse wrote:

At the request and urging of one of the Taskmasters, I hereby
declare AUTHOR SEASON! ^_-

I want to see your papers. :p

To encourage thee to join, please take note of the famous authors which
are without Taskmasters! For one low price they can be yours for the
prodding! ^_-

~/ Be.. all that you can be... /~  *BZZZT!*

Andrew Huang, who doth write Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut

Hmm.. need to read that. I hear it's good. :)

Caroline "Kun-chan" Seawright, author of tasteful Ranma lemons!

^_^; Now I remember what I missed.. ^_- {j/k!!}

Erin Mills, author of FFML no Fanfic!

... *piku* *piku*

Firehawke, who doth present a special request! For anyone
   who hath read his story, Unlimited Moment, he wishes
   a sympathetic prodder! As much as possible given their
   harsh duties ^_-

^_^; Sorry Hawke. Only have time for work, sleep, and lemons.. er.. I
mean food. Yeah.. food. ^_^;

Rob Orick, famous for his band of .sig characters!

*looks around* Umm.. where ARE they? {On a more spammy list, I guess?}

Wing Tang Wong, who hath recently rejoined the list, and should
  be given a very electrifying welcome! ^_-

*ahems* I have some ideas, but right now, I'm not really in the mood
and no, prodding or shocking will not get you anywhere. ;)

Though listening to Usher's "My Way" is somewhat inspirational. :pp 

Zen, who is recently unTaskmaster'd, his previous Taskmaster
   suffered an acute attack of that dreaded malaise -- Real Life!

... a moment of silence for the fallen.. ;)

THE PRODDING SHALL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!! 
HAHAhaHAhaHAHAhaHAhaha!!!!! ^_^

Umm.. Mouse... is your hair starting to get pointy...? ^_-

Wing.

Ps. Sorry for the spam.. ^_^; Don't sic the FTC on me. :p 

PPS. Just on a sidenote, the recent{is it recent?} burst of dark/sick
fics were... enlightening... *bows to Aaron*. :)

[ While no one was looking, Wing makes a run for it, prying loose a
  ventilation shaft's plastic shield and plunging headfirst. His
  disappearance is followed by a long, drawn out scream, punctuated by
  reverberating thumps as he bounces against the air duct on his way
  down. 

  Wing's timely escape was announced by the sound of clattering
  kitchen-ware and a guy screaming in french about frog pastries and
  the family recipe on some guy's butt. ]