An MST of "Till We Meet Again", a Sailor Moon Fanfic by Moriganine(morganine@hotmail.com)
I feel I must apologize for this. The idea for the first riff hit me before I finished the first line, and after that, it just seemed to grow(like mold). By the way, this should in no way be viewed as an attack on the author. I have a lot of respect for all writers. Just consider this... Creative C&C ^_-
Allow me to introduce myself and my fellow MSTer's for this...
Wakko Warner(WW): Myself... Ta da!! Writer of many things, but poster of only one, "Cat Fist Fervor"(which I SWEAR I'm going to finish, assuming things like this don't keep popping up. ^_- )
WW: Flash D'Angello, Patron Saint of Shiny Distractions:{a man in flowing white robes nods and bows}
Flash D'Angello(FD): Hi all. I just wanted to... OOH! Tinfoil!...
WW: Ahem. And then we have Abrasia, my right hand muse and Wielder of the Great and Mighty Spork of Prodding.{A woman, looking to be in her mid-20's, with crew-cut purple hair, wearing a toga, and holding a giant plastic KFC spork)
Abrasia(AB): Likewise ah'm sure {Pops a wad of pink bubblegum}.
WW: Right. Now, Onto the Theater of the Minds Earlobe buried deep within the Satellite of Nub! Because: WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!
9: A round door irises outward
8: A hanging row of beads parts
7: A drawbridge drops
6: A Motel door with '#13' opens squeakily
5: A liquid metal door swirls and drops into the floor
1: A paper door slides to the side
{AB: What happened to 4, 3, and 2?}
{WW: we blew the special effects budget on # 5}
HELP!!! Like I said, I've written my first fanfic, and I would be
grateful for any comments and criticisms. Even death threats are welcome.
The following the beginning of my fanfic titled Till We Meet Again,
after the anime series Sailor Moon S. Thank you, thank you, thank
you!!!
Morganine)^^(
Chiba Mamoru woke up with a jerk in his bed. The summer's night was
WW: As Mamoru- I told you, Usagi, NO SLEEPOVERS!
AB: As Usagi- Waaah!!
hot and humid, but Mamoru felt the chills down his spine. They were all
FD: That's not the only thing going downhill...
WW: [smacking FD] You haven't even given the fic a chance.
FD: I was talking about our MST.
AB: What you mean 'our' MST?
WW: Shhhh! Just read the fic.
gone, and he was terribly alone. He looked out from the window to the
city lights and sighed.
"I miss you all so much," Mamoru sighed again, "If I had only
remembered earlier."
WW: To take back those blasted Videos!
FD: Wow, blockbuster is getting real strict on it's return policy.
AB: Tell me about it, those late fees are murder.
The image of a young Jadite pulling him out of a ditch flashed
acrossed his memory. Young Nephrite has I-told-you-so pasted all over
AB: Apparently on it's way to find a spell checker.
his face. Of course he knew that Mamoru was going to fall of that
horse, and of course Mamoru didn't believe in his star readings. Young
AB: Was that supposed to be 'off' or 'for'?
WW and FD: OFF!
AB: Just checking...
Zoicite did though, and he brought what he needed to patch Mamoru in so
much bandage that he could hardly move. Kunzite had a slight smirk of
arrogance as he jumped off from his horse, but Mamoru could tell that
Kunzite was really worried that Mamoru was hurt. He didn't really mind
that Kunzite was a better horseman than he was, afterall they were his
guardians, his generals, they were suppose to be good . . .
A tear dropped on Mamoru's pillow. They are all dead, he repeated to
himself over and over again like it was a horrible chant that he
FD and AB: OWA-TANNA-SAIAM, OWA-TANNA-SAIAM
couldn't get out of his mind. He couldn't sleep anymore, he got up from
his bed and walked over to the punching bag and begin to pouch at it as
if it was his worst enemy. The pouches grew in intensity until he
FD: Until they grew into full fledged sacks!
AB: And then he stuffed the guy that wrote his spellchecker into them and..
knocked the bag so hard that the sand inside begin to gushed out. His
hand fell to his sides, red and swollen.
WW: Leaving his arm still painfully leaning aganst the bag that had began to gushed out sand.
While he tried to catch his breath his eyes fell on the picture of him
and Usako, he begin to wonder once more that if it was a good idea to
not tell Usagi and the girls about his guardians. As he gently stroked
the picture frame, his memory of their last ball together rushed through
him. Usako . . .Serenity looked so beautiful in her white dress
Endymion wondered how he got so lucky. Kunzite was winking at him,
while he dunked Venus, daring him to try it with Princess Serenity.
Nephrite and Jupiter was gracefully gliding through the dance floor, one
of the court's favorite couples. Zoicite and Mercury were the good
dancers too, but they were to conservative to demonstrate their true
WW: Not those bad kind of dancers, like those weirdoes from Alpha Centauri
AB: Yeah, just one of them, and suddenly, PTHHB! property values for the whole planet are shot...
capacity. He could sense Zoicite glancing over at him, reminding him
that it was almost time to leave. And Jadite, he was too lost in Mar's
WW: as Jadite- Mar, go an git me a Beer!
AB: as "Mar"- Git it yo' self, ya lazy...
eyes to notice anyone else. After fourteen years of courtship, Mars
finally agreed to dance with him just once. Mamoru had to admit Jadite
was persistentant if unsuccessful. They were all in love, and who
WW: Persistentant? Is that like dedicatedish or more like stubbornnesslikeosity?
AB: ...
better than with the Princess's guardians . . .
That memory was cut by Jadite's final fight with Tuxedo Kamen when he
didn't even know who he was. The numerous times Tuxedo Kaman fought
with Zoicite are fresh in his memory. As are the verbal fights he had
with Kunzite when he was in Beryl's control. They were all in Beryl's
control! They were so different from who they had been. If only he had
remembered earlier then perhaps Sailor Moon could of saved them all like
she did him. If he had only . . .
"That line of thinking will get you nowhere," Mamoru said aloud to
himself, "But knowing that won't make me stop."
Perhaps it was a better idea to not tell the girls, the memory of them
had only brought him guilt, sorrow, and more loneliness than he could
stand.
Mamoru knew Usagi was trying very hard to find out what was bothering
him. She always took his worries to be her own. The earnestness in her
eyes were so blatantly obvious, and her willingness to share his burdens
was so unconditional, that Mamoru found himself falling in love deeper
and deeper with Usagi, which he didn't think was possible.
"Mamo-chan, you look so pale! Are you sick?" Usagi asked, her eyes big
and teary.
AB: As Mamo- Of you, yes.
FD: Hey, I though this was just to help the author spellcheck!
AB: Why not have some fun while we're at it. That's the whole purpose of an MST. To poke another author's work full of holes, but in such a delightfully funny manner that neither the author nor the reading public realize you're actually destroying what may have been days, weeks, even months of work.
WW: [to FD] You know, I think she’s missing the point...
"I'm fine Usako, I've just been doing a lot of studying lately," Mamoru
lied. He hated to lie to Usagi because she believed everything he said
no matter how absurd. He wondered how she could trust everyone so much,
especially him.
"I always rest before I study," Usagi said triumphantly, but then her
face fell as she continued, "and before I read manga and watch TV and .
FD: sleep, and eat, and work, and fight, and
AB: sing, and dance, and scr..
WW: WOAH! No H material, Abrasia
AB: Shucks...
. ." She looks so cute, Mamoru thought with a grin. He always thought
Usagi was adorable even when she tripped and fell, chiefly because he
FD: Gets to laugh at her.
would be there to catch her, or they will both end up on the ground,
which was fine with him too. This, however, was a special indulgence
that he kept to himself. He feared that if he ever let Usagi know that
AB: She'd dress up in leather and get a whip and some red jello and...
WW: Ahem.
AB: Sorry. It won't happen again.
WW: Okay then.
AB [under her breath] ..and a weed eater, and live chicken, and some Cool-Whip, and...
WW [smacks AB]
AB: Sorry.
she will go out of her way to fall, and she will do real injury to
herself.
"But you should watch your health!" Usagi declared.
"You're right, Usako. How about we go see a movie?" Mamoru asked.
"Actually, I'm saving my money right now," Usagi was blushing. She was
planning something for him, he could tell.
AB: Leather is expensive.
WW: Abrasia...
AB: I meant a biker jacket! I swear... really.
"My treat, come on," Mamoru didn't question her further, he loved her
surprises, even when they don't work out the way Usagi plans them.
"Okay!" Usagi's face brightened up in a flash as she clenched his
FD: The sentence brought to you be the Department for Redundancy Department.
AB: Bringing good things to life, over and over and over and over and...
WW: Hasn't that joke been run into the ground yet?
FD: Yep. And that's what makes it funny!
AB: This joke was brought to you be the Department for...
WW: Okay! I get it. Sheesh.
arms. Sometimes he was a little embarrassed by this gesture. He was so
noticeably older than her that people stared. Most times though, he
didn't care as long as he got to be physically near Usagi.
"How is Luna these days? I haven't seen her around," Mamoru asked.
"She's been groom lately too. She keeps on talking to Artemis without
FD: I thought that Luna was a girl? How could she be a...
ALL: Oscar
telling us what they are talking about," Usagi's face fell again, "I
would be happy if they were just going out, but Luna always end up sad
after she talks to Artemis. I'm really getting worried."
What if they remembered too, Mamoru thought with a start.
AB: About time someone started thinking.
"Mamo-chan, what's wrong?" Usagi noticed the sudden change in his face.
"Nothing, I'm just wondering what Luna and Artemis are talking about,"
Mamoru answered, mentally making a note to speak to the cats about the
guardians.
Ahead of them, they heard some commotion and a crowd was gathering
around a food market.
"Get him out of here!" someone yelled.
"Dirty beggar!" someone else cried.
Some large men were striking a blonde man who was clutched to the
ground. His gray jacket torn in various places.
"Hey, stop it!" Mamoru called out, "What did he do?"
"He stole my apples!" a large bulky man answered as he stood in front
of Mamoru.
"I was just so hungry," the blonde man looked up, and Mamoru held his
breath. The face was beaten and marred by dirt and bruises, but it was
unmistakable.
"Jadite!" Usagi gasped softly.
"How much does he owe you?" Mamoru asked pulling out his wallet,
avoiding Usagi's questioning eyes, "I will pay for him."
"1000 yin," the man answered.
WW: as Storekeeper- and 1000 yang
FD: Uh huh huh... he said yang...
AB: Um... isn't that supposed to be when someone says 'wang'
FD: Uh huh huh... I made her say 'wang'...
AB: [Smacks Flash with her Spork] Ugh. Pig.
"He didn't eat that many apple . . ." Usagi begin, but was silenced by
a look from Mamoru.
"I only have 700 yin," Mamoru held out the money, "Take it or leave
it."
WW: And while your at it, could you exchange all this Yin and Yang for Yen, so I can buy stuff?
FD: Uh huh huh.. he said...
WW and AB: [smacking FD] Shut up.
WW: 700 yen... that’s, what, 6 bucks maybe? And he's gonna take BOTH of em to a movie in Japan?!
FD: As Usagi- Disguise Pen, make me old enough for a Senior Discount!
The man grabbed the money from Mamoru's hand and counted them briefly,
AB: 8, 9, 10. Yep all there. I wonder if he took any toes...
"I will let you go this time." He kicked Jadite as he signaled his man
FD: But beware the wrath of the storekeepers! We are everywhere! Remember, the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!
and walked into his store.
"Thank you," Jadite got up from the ground, but his feet was shaking so
much that he nearly collapsed down again if Mamoru didn't catch him, "I
WW: Where to start...
AB: We can get in at least 2 "Redundancy Dept." riffs, three tense violations, and at least one charge of making no sense.
FD: Which is a capitol offense in most countries, which is probably why those verbs were so tense.
WW: We're in America(at least most of us, Eh? ^_-). No one has to make sense here.
don't want your help." He pushed Mamoru away, as he begin to walk in
the opposite direction limping slightly as he walked.
"Hey, he just saved you!" Usagi yelled angrily her eyes getting big
again, "What's wrong with you?"
FD: AHHH! 'The Attack of the Giant Eyes!" Run for you live... or prepare to swim!
"Go home Usagi, there is something I have to do," Mamoru called after
Usagi as he begin to follow Jadite.
FD: After Usagi did what?
AB: I could think of a few things...
WW: Abrasia!
AB: Of course most men don't call after those sorts of things
"Mamo-chan . . ." Usagi whined, but Mamoru didn't hear it. His eyes
were focused on the back of Jadite as he stumbled through the street.
Jadite staggered slowly through the streets, stopping only to catch his
breath. Mamoru caught up to him, he couldn't stand the sight of his
friend suffering any longer.
"Jadite," Mamoru tapped his shoulders gently.
"How do you know my name?" Jadite turned around startled.
"I . . .I heard someone call it out from the crowd," Mamoru suddenly
realized that Jadite do not remember him nor does he know that Chiba
Mamoru was Tuxedo Kamen.
"Who was it?" Jadite demanded.
"I don't know . . ."
"Why are you following me?" Jadite asked dangerously.
"I thought you could use some help. You're bleeding," Mamoru pointed
to one of the more nastier bruises on his body.
FD: Once more, thanks again to...
WW: We get the picture, Flash. Just drop the Redundancy thing, okay.
"I'm fine," Jadite snared, "I don't need your help. I am a dangerous
man. So do yourself a favor and stop following me." He begin to glow
in a slightly red aurora.
FD: Isn't the Aurora Bore-all-o-us pretty this time of fic?
AB: Funny. I don't remember it being this far south before...
He still has his powers, Mamoru sensed it, but then why didn't he use
WW: But of course the glowing red dome around Jadite isn't any sort of indication of power, best to go on that 'gut feeling' eh.
it to protect himself?
"By the way," Jadite said, as he walked away, "If you happen to see the
Sailor Senshi or Tuxedo Kamen, warn them that their enemies has
returned."
FD: And we'ins ain't got no grammar book neither!
"I don't understand," Mamoru followed Jadite around the corner, but he
All: Ditto!
had disappeared in the crowd.
"None of this makes sense . . ." Mamoru was interrupted in his thoughts
All: Double Ditto!
as he automatically transformed. Sailor Moon was in danger, he could
feel it. Sighing briefly to himself, he begin to follow his senses to
him
WW: And once again the whole 'blatantly obviously clue' thing misses him completely.
FD: He's the cop standing in an antique clock store shot full of holes by a machine-gun wondering when the coroner is gonna get back to him with a time of death on the owner.
AB: And once again, when did Sailor Moon become a 'him'?
The scene before him looked startlingly familiar. The five Senshi were
facing a nasty looking youma that looked like it was created from water.
He quickly held out his hand as a red rose appeared, and threw it in
front of the monster. Someday, I'm going to figure out how I can create
roses at will, Tuxedo Kamen promised himself as he leaped from down the
building to avoid the blast of water.
"Who are you?" the monster asked him.
"Water is an element which gives life, it should not be used for evil,"
Tuxedo Kamen uttered, slightly disgusted with himself. Someday I'm
AB: Completely ignoring the question.
going to figure out where I get these lame lines from too, he made
another mental note. He waved his cane at the monster and watched the
cane go through the monster without hurting it. Should of figured that
one, he thought with a groan as he rolled back to avoid the youma's
attack.
"Mars Fire Soul!"
A blast of fire engulfed the monster in a sea of flames as it died a
quick death.
"Mercury Agua Illusion!"
FD: Si, Inspector.
AB: Don’t say ‘si’, Judo, say ‘oui’.
FD: Si.
"Venus Love Me Chain!"
"Jupiter Thunder Bolt!"
"Moon . . ."
"It's died, it's died!!!" Tuxedo Kamen exclaimed as he ducked, and
rolled from the Sailor Senshi's attacks, almost catching fire on his
cape, "It wasn't that tough of a youma."
FD: [Singing] How do solve a problem like a Youma?
AB: [Singing] How do you catch a fire upon your cape?
WW: No more musicals for either of you!
"Is there a new enemy?" Venus asked as she stared at the puddle where
it had stood.
WW: Not anymore, if it's a puddle. And wouldn't water evaporate if it gets boiled by fire?
"It seems to be a leftover youma from Queen Beryl," Mercury scanned the
WW: Sucker-Ware! Keeps even decade old youma as fresh and vicious as the day they were first... What? Hatched, sprouted, drawn?
AB: I've got some ideas... wanna hear?
FD and WW: NO!
AB: Spoilsports.
remains of the youma.
"Queen Beryl?" Jupiter repeated, "But she's long died."
"Yeah, if this youma was a left over, we should of discovered it a long
time ago," Mars wondered aloud.
"Perhaps it was dormant all this time," Mercury suggested as she picked
up a very small black substance.
"What is it?" Jupiter asked approaching closer.
FD: As opposed to approaching away from.
AB: This scene brought to by......
WW: AHHHHHH! Cut it out!!
"It's a piece of a larger black crystal," Mercury answered as she ran
her scanner over it, "It's definitely is not part of that youma."
"Then, what is it from?" Sailor Moon asked.
"I don't know."
"More than one Beryl's minions have come back," Sailor Moon suddenly
said, "Mamo . . .Tuxedo Kamen and I saw Jadite today."
FD: Why isn't she calling him Mamoru in front of the others? They DO know who he is, you know.
"Really?" Luna and Artemis appear from apparently nowhere.
"Yes," Mamoru answered, transforming back to his real cloth, "And he
WW: 50-50 Titanium/Polyester blend.
FD: 100,000 years old, and never needed ironing a day in it's life!
still has his powers."
"But why did he let himself be beaten then for stealing food?" Usagi
demanded, also changing back.
"He was beaten for stealing food?" Rei asked incredulously.
"This may be some evil plan foiling," Minako proposed.
FD: Do what again?
AB: She said "Go play with your tinfoil."
FD: Oooooh... Sparkly...
WW: Abrasia, you will not corrupt the help.
AB: Yeah, but what about him?
"But that youma we just killed didn't seem to be part of any thing,"
Ami countered, "It wasn't even collecting energy. It just randomly
attacked us. In fact, it was blasting energy at us for no good reason."
"Perhaps, everyone left over from the Dark Kingdom and Queen Beryl are
all crazy," Makoto blurted out.
"I don't think so," Mamoru said slowly, "Jadite told me to warn the
Sailor Senshi and Tuxedo Kamen that their enemies has returned."
"None of this makes sense," Luna scratched her head.
"Oh my goodness!" Usagi cried, "I forgot to pick up Chibi-Usa! She
went to the new playground with Haruka and Michiru . She is probably
still at the playground with them."
"Let's get her then," Mamoru said quickly. He was slightly annoyed at
Usagi for always being so careless about Chibi-Usa, but she looked so
AB: Cute in that costume with the wings... minus the costume.
WW: This is NOT a lemon, AB. Keep the material PG-13
AB: All right, damnit.
WW: And watch your language!
AB: What? They say that in PG-13 movies all the time.
guilty and worried, he quickly forgave her.
As they walked past the playground, he suddenly noticed something that
almost made his heart stop.
Chibi-Usa was bandaging Jadite's wounds, while Haruka and Michiru was
no where to be seen.
FD: They was off searching for a grammar book.
"Chibi-Usa!" Usagi screamed loud enough to break a few ear drums.
"Usagi, Mamo-chan!" Chibi-Usa waved toward them, as she sit up from her
task and ran to Mamoru for a hug. As Mamoru picked her up, he looked
toward Jadite, but he had disappeared again.
"What were you doing Chibi-Usa?!" Usagi demanded, "I thought I told you
not to talk to strangers."
"But it's only . . . but he was bleeding!" Chibi Usa defended herself,
while sticking out her tongue at Usagi, who made a face back. Mamoru
couldn't help but frown, but he was smiling inside. He was the luckiest
man he knows having both an adorable daughter, and a cute girlfriend.
AB: Just how many people have a girlfriend that is the Messiah incarnate, transforms into a sailor suited warrior for love and justice, and a cotton-candy haired daughter from the future living with them?
FD: In Anime-Japan... that's really that uncommon.
"Listen Chibi-Usa, that was a very dangerous man and if you ever see
him again, you should run away from him as fast as possible." Mamoru
loved the way Usagi's face could be so serious and so precious at the
same time. He mentally slapped himself, stop indulging yourself
already, there is a problem at hand, he told himself sternly.
"Aright," Chibi-Usa actually gave in. That's a first, Mamoru thought
happily, perhaps their mother daughter relationship was finally forming.
Unfortunately, he was disillusioned quickly as the two resorted to
FD: As Ineygo Montoya- You know, I don't think that word means what you think it means...
making faces at each other.
"Where are Haruka and Michiru?" Mamoru broke off the face off.
"They went to get me some ice cream," Chibi-Usa answered as her face
light up finding Haruka and Michiru returning with her ice cream Sunday.
AB: Three cheers for Sailor G...
WW: [smacking AB] No Lemon! Besides, that one's already been MST'ed.
AB: Oh yeah.
Haruka valiantly gave up her ice cream for Usagi, knowing that it meant
a lot more to Usagi then it did her. Mamoru watched Usagi, Chibi-Usa,
and Michiru eat their ice cream on the park bench while talking softly
enough to Haruka on another bench that the others couldn't hear them.
"We had a run in with a youma from the Dark Kingdom," Mamoru filled
Haruka in.
"Queen Beryl's?"
"Yes, but it wasn't very strong," Mamoru reassured her, "Mar's fire
AB: as Mamoru- Tarnation', Mar, ain't you got that barbeque lit up yet?
killed it quickly."
"I bet. Michiru and I didn't even feel it," Haruka shrugged, "Maybe
it's a leftover . . ."
"Where did that man go?" Haruka suddenly asked curiously.
"You knew Chibi-Usa was talking to him?"
"Of course, you don't think I would really leave your daughter all by
herself without watching her do you? I kept an eye on them," Haruka
leaned back on the bench.
"Did you know who that was?" Mamoru asked carefully.
"He looks familiar. Wasn't he one of yours?" Haruka asked casually.
"You remember him too?" Mamoru's eyes widened.
"Sure. I remember now. He was one of yours. Didn't they all
disappear couple days before the final fight?" Haruka seems to get
WW: So that's why only Hagar and Cody showed up!{Old video game reference}
interested in the subject too, "What happened to him?"
"I'm not sure--" Mamoru looked over to see that the girls were almost
finished with their snack, "I will talk to you more about it later.
Until I'm sure of some things, don't talk about this to any of the
girls."
"You don't consider me one of them . . .one of the girls, do you?"
Haruka asked, and laughed when Mamoru blushed, "Good."
"Mamo-chan, what are you discussing with Haruka-san?" Usagi asked
curiously after she finished her ice cream.
"We're just chatting manly things," Haruka said with a smile, that
FD and AB: [Singing]"Oh, I'm a Sailor Scout, and Im OK, I sleep night and I Zap all day!"
WW: And no more Python either!
widened when Mamoru blushed a little redder, "Well, Michiru and I better
get going, we'll see you guys later."
"Byiii," Usagi and Chibi-Usa said together.
"Bye," Mamoru stared after Haruka.
"Thanks for meeting me, Haruka, Luna, Artemis," Mamoru glanced over the
little assembly in his apartment. Luna and Artemis were sitting
comfortably near each other, while Haruka sit with her arms crossed,
waiting for Mamoru to start.
"The reason that I called you all here today is because I think all of
us remember my guardians . . ." Mamoru paused to looked at Luna and
Artemis. From the way that the cats dropped their heads, Mamoru knew
that they remembered, "And I want to find a way to get back Jadite."
"Jadite, that was his name!" Haruka uttered, "He was the one that kept
on giving Mars the roses. Didn't she not like him?"
"Yes, that's him," Mamoru sighed, "You don't know this, but right
before the last battle with Beryl, my four generals were turned against
me by the Dark Kingdom. Even when they were reawaken, they fought on
Beryl's side. Zoicite and Kunzite were killed by the Sailor Senshi in
battle. Nephite was killed by one of Zoicite's minions. We assumed
that Jadite was killed by Queen Beryl when he lost a battle with the
Sailor Senshi and I, because he disappeared until now."
FD: And Graphite was killed in that bizarre pencil spill, and...
"But we don't know if he is still evil or not," Luna begin, "He did
allow himself to be beaten by humans for stealing food. Still, Usagi
tells me he was most unappreciative of Mamoru's help."
"I have a question," Haruka said as she sat up, "Why couldn't you save
your generals in the first place?"
Mamoru felt a sharp stab to his heart, "I . . . didn't remember them."
AB: Danger, Mamoru Chiba, danger...
"It's not your fault, Mamoru," Luna walked over and gently laid her paw
on Mamoru, "None of us remembered, not even Artemis and me."
"But you remember now?" Haruka asked with a raised eyebrows.
"Yes, about two weeks ago, all of my memories of the four generals
suddenly begin to flash back," Mamoru walked over to the balcony glass,
and pressed his hand tightly against it to hide his face, and all the
AB and FD: Isn't that a funny place to have your face?
AB: Jinx, Flash. You owe me a Yoo-hoo!
pain that surfaced.
"That's the same time Luna and I begin to remember," Artemis exclaimed.
"What?" Mamoru turned his head over his shoulders in surprise.
WW: [Making Sound effects] SNAP!
FD: Medic!
AB: Is there a chiropractor in the house?
"Something must of happened two weeks ago," Haruka concluded, "That's
when I started to wonder whatever happened to your generals. Especially
the one that always chased after Mars."
FD: As Mamoru- Jealous?
AB: As Haruka- Of Jadite...
"I think what ever made us remember has to do with what happened to
Jadite all this time," Luna said thoughtfully.
"Why don't we find him and ask him?" Haruka suggested coolly.
"That might be a good idea," Artemis nodded, "From what he told Mamoru,
it appears that he is trying to find us as well."
"How do we know if he is still controlled by the Dark Kingdom or not?"
Luna asked.
"I don't know," Mamoru shook his head as he banged his hand on the
glass door.
"Stop that," Haruka ordered, "I'm guessing that's how you got your
pouching bag in that shape." She pointed to the hole in the bag, and
AB: Yeah, his hard head would do that.
FD: He sought to sweep up that sand and put it back into it's proper pouches.
the sand beneath it, "I know this is hard on you, but you have got to
get a grip on yourself." She walked over to him and laid her hand on
his shoulders firmly.
Mamoru stared into Haruka's eyes and nodded.
Suddenly Mamoru begin to feel himself transform. Not again! He
thought desperately.
"This time I can feel it too," Haruka was alert immediately, "We've got
trouble." With that she too transformed.
Mamoru shook off the urge to stare. As attractive as Haruka is in her
uniform, Usagi was far more stunning. Still Mamoru always gagged at the
AB: When has he seen Usagi in Haruka's outfits?
difference it made from Haruka's more masculine outfits.
WW: [poking finger down throat] Agh, Agh, Agh
"Let's go guys," Artemis and Luna were already outside the window.
FD: Once again, how many of the people involved are guys.
WW: I think this time it's more a generic “everybody standing around in my living room come on even if you can't actually help out in a battle situation" kind of "guys".
FD: Oh.
Sailor Uranus and Tuxedo Kamen followed behind. Someday I'm going to
jump out a window without my transformation and kill myself, the thought
flashed through Tuxedo Kamen's mind. He had grown so acustomed to
leaping from roof to roof that he sometimes forget that his alter ego
doesn't always have the same powers. Those thoughts didn't slow him
down however, as he followed Uranus from roof to roof at an amazing
AB: I'd follow Uranus anywhere...
WW: Don’t even think about continuing that line of riffdom.
speed.
Sailor Neptune and Pluto also appeared out of nowhere as they joined
the pack of roof leapers.
WW: As they shed bits of themselves and conversed about old flames and missing limbs.
Mamoru noticed with some amusement that though no words were said,
Neptune and Uranus exchanged a look that assured each other that
everything was aright. Usagi wasn't as good with words, but the way she
looked when she said it made no one doubt the genuineness of her
unconditional love to everyone. Tuxedo Kamen mentally slapped himself
again. Focus Cape Boy he thought to himself.
All: CAPE BOY?!
This youma was considerably stronger than the last, as the Sailor
Senshi all have varying degree of brusies over their body. It looked
FD: All the poor girlsies got boo-boosies on their bumsies.
AB: Or on...
WW: Shh! This is preemptive ‘Shh!’ in the hopes of preserving whatever integrity we might still have.
FD and AB: Too late.
very much like a giant lamp actually, Tuxedo Kamen thought to himself.
As he threw his rose to distract the monster, it threw a dozen light
bulbs him. Almost by instinct, Tuxedo Kamen threw a dozen roses to
defect the light bulbs, but to before he realized it, he was pushed down
from the roof by a figure as the light bulbs exploded in mid air upon
collision turning the part of the roof he was standing on to dust.
Luckily the three outter Senshi had leaped out of the way barely enough
to be unscarthed.
Dazzed, Sailor Moon had finished off the monster and rushed off to him
where he had fallen to the ground.
"Are you aright, Ma--- Tuxedo Kamen?" Sailor Moon asked as she helped
him up.
"I am thanks to whoever it was that pushed me off the roof," Tuxedo
Kamen explained as looked over to his rescuer who had fallen several
feet away from him.
It was without surprise that Tuxedo Kamen watched Jadite stumbling up
from the ground.
"Don't thank me, if I had time to consider it I never would of saved
you," Jadite said coldly, "I'm here to warn you that all of Queen
Beryl's exiled warriors are back. She had punished us by trapping us in
black crystals, but with her dead I presume, the crystals have begin to
crack and youmas like this one and me have escaped. That's only the
beginning. The more powerful ones are yet to come. Good luck defeating
them. You'll need it."
"Why are you helping us?" Makoto asked skeptically.
Jadite's eyes glossed over for a moment, as he turned away and walked
away, "I don't know." He said in a distance.
Usagi was started to follow him, but Mamoru put out his hand to stop
her.
"I'll follow him," Mamoru's tone let Usagi know that there would be no
argument.
"I'm coming too," Luna said in the same tone, and then added as she
turned to Artemis, "By myself."
Usagi and Artemis both looked as if they were about to cry, but Mamoru
and Luna walked on.
"Why are you coming Luna?" Mamoru asked after they were a distance
away.
"Because I owe it to him," Luna said simply.
AB: As Luna- He talked Oscar out of writing me into that fic.
FD: Will you drop that! Is every Sailor Moon MST going to mention that one god-awfull lemon fic?
AB and WW: Yes.
Well, I hope you had as much fun reading this as I had writing it. Please remember, that this was a labor of love... well sort of. Actually it was the byproduct of a 3 AM 'Pixie Stix' binge. At any rate, any and all riffs contained herein are ment solely to educate and entertain the public, and are not ment to be directed at or emotionally scaring for the author.
Seriously, the fic was very good. I liked it, but it was that one line at the beginning that got me thinking about an MST. I hope you don't mind, Morganine. This was ment simply in jest, and to help humorously point out some things you might want to tweak in a future revision.
As for future fics, Gambatte Ne!
As for this fic, though...
Ja ne!
Wakko Warner, Ani-Maniac.
FD: Adios!
AB: ...and handcuffs, and a FROZEN CUCUMBER, and 23 ft of coaxial cable, and...
WW: [Making kissing sound] Mmmmmmmmwah! Good night everybody!
