Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][sm & yyh]assumptions 1-3
From: JMLCAT@aol.com
Date: 7/14/1998, 8:14 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Anime Undone

disclaimer-i don't own any of these characters. i have no money please don't
sue me. if any characters resemble any person alive or dead, wow. oh anyways
it was unintentional.

hey this is a sailor moon and yu yu hakusho cross over

Anime Undone-vertigo's anime fanfics main name. it is not the name of the
story.

Asumptions

chapter1-

the matches

	genkai and yukina walked into the temple,Cherry hill temple.

genkai:hello, grandpa.

grandpa:well hello gennie. it's been awhile.

rei:i swear that this place is jinxed. everything is falling apart!!!!!!!!!!!

grandpa:rei come over here.i want you to meet someone.

genkai:hello i am genkai, and this is yukina.

rei:oh hello. i am rei. sorry about the noise.

genkai:well i have to go.everything is still alright?

grandpa:we need the help. i'll get the bags.

rei:help? the bags? what is going on here?!

grandpa:oh didn't i tell you?...

rei:no.

grandpa:that that girl is going to work here for a little while.

rei: what?

			at mamoru's 

kurama:still  reading for your test tommorrow.are you ever going to out of
	the dorm?

mamoru:yes, advanced computer animational tecnology is hard.how do you take
	two majors shuichi?

kurama:i absorb what i read.i read fast.botiny and business aren't that hard.

mamoru:show off.<at least he keeps my rose bush healthy>

kurama:besides we have only been here 3 days. can't complain yet.

			at the temple

rei:i don't need the help.

grandpa:yes we do!

rei:but she.. she's.. 10 years old!

	yukina walking by hears the arguement.

yukina: i am 16.

	rei turns reddens.

			the next morning

nock nock<a door opens.

mamoru:hello?

usagi:Hello!!!! came to wish ya luck.

	usagi sees a person with long red hair quickly run across the palor to a bed
room.

usagi:MAMORU HOW COULD YOU!YOUR CHEATING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

mamoru:huh?

usagi:I SAW THAT RED HEAD!HOW COULD YOU?!!!

	mamoru begins to laugh.

usagi:IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

	now he is on the floor rolling and laughing.

usagi:MAMORU HOW COULD YOU! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!!!!!

	mamoru now crying from all his laughing. kurama sneaks up behind usagi.mamoru
laughs louder.

usagi:HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, YOU...

kurama:hello.

	usagi whips around.mamoru countinues to laugh. usagi turns red.
she sees a beautiful bare chested man with a towel around his waist standing
before her, smiling.

kurama:my name is shuichi minamino.

usagi:oh i am sorry. my god i can't believe i...

kurama:called me a girl. hey, don't worry it happens all the time.

			at the temple

rei:oh, great spirit of the firey mars show me the wisdom of the future.

	a image of yukina appears in the flame holding a gem in one hand and a letter
in the other. her face is smiling but her eyes are tearing.she wispers i don't
care if you don't deserve me.why must you hide?

yukina:oh. i am sorry, i didn't mean to intrude, i am so sorry, so sorry.

rei:can you tell me what this means?

yukina:so sorr.....

ami:hello.

rei:oh hi ami.

ami: we are having a pinic tommorrow are you coming?oh excuse my rudeness, i
	am ami and who might you be?

rei:that is yukina. she works here.

ami: yukina, would you like to come with us?

kuwabara: she can't.

	yukina blushes.

ami & rei:who are you?

yukina: hello kuzama.

kuwabara: you are coming with the gang like you promised, aren't you yukina?

yukina:of course. but only if you promise not to fight with hiei.

kuwabara:i the mighty kuzama kuwabara promise to do my best.but you are going 
	  on the picinic in the park tomorrow?

yukina: we might see you there. i hope we do.

kuwabara: yeah the gangs can meet!

			on a date....

usagi:mamoru, whats wrong your are acting strange.

mamoru: it is probally nothing. usagi.....

	they kissed.but thought as jinxed as they are the inevidable happened.

				at the dorm

	kurama is staring at the rose bush when he feels a fimilar breeze.

kurama:long time no see.

hiei:hn.

kurama:how have you been?

hiei: bored.

kurama:you are coming tommorow.

hiei:hmfp.

kurama:hiei? will you answer a question.

hiei:......

kurama:how old are you exactly?

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how do you like my first installment? i have had to much in my head i had to
start this.

hiei:you said i didn't have to do this fic.

me:i lied

kurama:how old is hiei?

vertigo:where the hell am i?

lana:her head.

lita:he killed me. and now you plan to......

me:quiet!

hiei:plan!!!!!!!!

kuwabara:haha.

me:girly magicie

kuwabara:don't change me into a girl again!

yusuke:i well.....

me: what is happening in this story?

serena:i don't know thats your job!

darien:why are we using our NA names!?

amy:what a gathering!

me:achoooooo!!!!

	all the sailors transform.

me:i guess i should be careful of the almight sneeze!

ANIME UNDONE

Asumpitions

part 2-

meeting and greeting

'-'<meow!
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kurama:how old are you, exactly?

hiei:....

kurama:tell me.

hiei:why?

kurama:when is your birthday?

	hiei makes like a tree and leaves.

			on that damned date.

	when they kiss it begins to rain. raining chibi-usa. out from the sky on to
usagi's head. but one thing is a little different she is not so chibi anymore.
she's 18.

usagi:CHIBI-USA!?
	
chibi-usa:hi mom.are you ok?

	usagi wobbles around a little says yes and passes out.you would to if an 18
year old fell hiny first on your head!

mamoru:why are you here what is wrong?

chibi-usa:the time line is correcting itself.

mamoru:huh?

chibi-usa:the time line is correcting itself.

mamoru:but what was wrong with it in the first place?....

			sorta in the park

rei:usagi how could you get us lost in the forest?!

usagi:i didn't mean to.wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	we are gonnna die out here!

ami:don't be silly that is highly unprobable.

mina:well we are in a small forest.it can't be that hard to find our way
	back!

makoto:hey isn't that smoke in the sky!

mamoru:yeah it is. lets go and ask for directions.

			at a camp fire[oh like it was hard to guess!]

yusuke:yeah!or like remember that time we beat yakumo with the orb, now that
	was fun!

kuwabara:yeah and kurama got mad and fried that god dude.

hiei:ningens are coming this way.

kurama:wow this far into the forest.

hiei:50 meters and closing.

in the disant they hear voices.

usagi:but i didn't mean to get us lost.

chibi-usa:you did.

usagi:why does everyone pick on me?!

the bunch walk through the trees in to the clearing.

mamoru:shuichi what are you following me?

kurama:i think you might be following me.

rei:it is all usagi's fault she got us lost in the forest.

yukina:hello rei. i would like you to meat shuichi,kazuma,yusuke......

usagi:don't blame it on me! i didn't mean to!!

kuwabara:but you did.

usagi:even that kid is blaming me.

hiei:idoit, you'd get lost in a paper bag.

kuwabara:why you little shrimp.

rei:well it is your fault.

hiei:who are you to call me shrimp, morron.

kurama:(to ami) hello i am shuichi.i see you have a pair just like our little
	group.

ami:ami,and yes we do.do they fight all the time too?

kurama:yes. Hiei,Kuwabara we have guests.

kuwabara begins to mumble and hiei gives his death stare.

rei:well usagi it is your fault.

yukina:please stop fighting.we can all go back together.

hiei:i am leaving.

hiei walks through the trees.

mako:he looks...

mamoru,chibi-usa,usagi,rei,ami,and mina:JUST LIKE YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND!

kurama:why did you bring your cat with you?

usagi:well luna is such a charm i could't leave her at home.

			later on at usagi's

luna:i don't like them.

usagi:why not they were perfect gentleman?

luna:they were giving off some strange energy. i think the are working for
	the negaverse!

usagi:luna i think you are going insane.

luna:they were giving out alot of strange energy. especially that lttle boy.

beep beep<

luna:see it is your comunicator.

usagi:hello.

rei:i just call to tell you that those boys tonight were giving off some
	funky vibes. that little one was the worst though he was giving of
	really really funky vibes, not to metion the belts.

usagi:the belts?

rei:yeah he was wearing four belts, a headband, a katana, and a bandage
	around his arm.

luna:A KATANA!!!!!!!!

rei:yeah but i ask the black hair kid why he had it and he said he couldn't
	find his ax for the wood so he brought the sword his father gave him.

usagi:well i guess we will go to mamoru's in the morning and ask what is
	going on.  
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me:phew! i had such a writers block you can't believe.

mako:please don't do what i think you are going to do.

hiei:what!!!!

me:take it easy!

usagi:what is wrong with the time line!!

me:haha

kurama:she isn't gonna tell because it would spoil the story.

all: GOOD BYE.(multiple different grumbles about something being stupid can
	be heard.)
Asumptions
by Vertigo

chapter 3
Evidentaly

Quote-for every cloud there is a silver lining,as sharp as a knife

INSERT STANDARD DISCLAIMERS hey if you even read this please please oh pretty
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poem-
knowledge

in the shortness of life
we hold on to love and strife
divine as it seem in the end
insubsantal in the trend
dust in air upon the beach
learn the little life will teach
grow to be a grain of sand
on a planet in a universe's hand
in every glare and sound you make
a fragile string will shake
break and you will finaly fall
and you have learned nothing at all
				~Vertigo

and now with the story
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			almost to mamoru's

luna:you are going right in there and asking.

usagi: al'right luna cool your jets.

luna:hey whats he doing?

			at the apartment....

	kurama opens the door. he closes it quietly. he tip toes to the stairs. he
walks out of the building. he walks to the park. as he reaches the edge of the
forest he begins to run.he run deep in the forest to a clearing. the clearing
is full of rose bushes. red, yellow and all the other colors of the rainbow.
kurama sits down in the middle of the clearing indian style.

kurama:>sigh< it is so peaceful here. don't you thimk so?

usagi:.......

kurama:you can come sit with me i don't bite. well not all the time at least
	unless you really get me angry.ggggggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	you hear gigles coming from a moving bush.

kurama:ggggrrrrrrr! i will stay here all night if you don't come out and
	you'll never find your way home! gggrrrrr! ruff ruff!

	kurama gets on his hands and knees and barks. more gigles can be heard from
the bushes.kurama begins to pretend to chase his tail.

kurama:come on out gggrrrrrr i do---not gggggggggrrrrrrr bite. because as the
	saying goes my barks worse than my bite!(high voiced) ruff ruff!

usagi: ok i am coming.

	usagi sits down next to "shuichi".

kurama:why are you following me?

usagi: i was curios about why you where sneaking around.


				later that day.

kuwabara: i challenge you to a sailor v game. highest score wins.

hiei:i don't know what sailor v is but you stink at everything so it
		shouldn't be to hard at all to beat you.your i.q. is -1.

kuwabara:oh yeah shrimp you.....you.......

hiei:see.

kurama:guys stop fighting.

yusuke: yeah off to the arcade!!

				at the arcade...

kuwabara:WHAT A RIP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

hiei: just looks like you stink to me.

kuwabara: oh yeah! lets see you beat it!

	hiei sits down at the sailor v game.

				outside the arcade..

usagi: i am gonna make it to level three on sailor v game i feel it.

rei: you said that last time.

mako:hi andrew[i don't know his japanesse name]

andrew: hello.

mamoru:hey what is going on in there?

andrew: it's really exciting someone beat ami's high score and the red head
	tied it.

mina: i just gotta see this.

usagi & mako: me too!

	they walk in and try to push through the crowd.

kuwabara:THE SHRIMP IS CHEATING!!!

yusuke: your just mad 'cause he kick your ass! AGAIN!!!HAHA

kurama: wow hiei. this is your first time playing right?

mamoru: hello again i guess i just can't get rid of you.

ami: i see you tied my score.

kurama: oh i did?

andrew: yup ya shure did! but this kid is amazing.

hiei: i am not a kid.

andrew: oh sorry.

			later at the temple

grandpa: ok yukina if you are going to work at the temple you must learn the
	ways of the fire. rei thats why your here.

rei: ok first i want you to clear your mind.

yukina: ok

rei: ok i want you to try to become the fire.is it cold in here or is it just
	me?

grandpa:it is freezing in here.

	the fire suddenly turns green for a few seconds and grows. then it sputters
and dies.

rei: yukina!

grandpa: wowwy! water can't even put that fame out.

yukina: i am sorry i didn't mean to put it out.

rei: i can't believe you can do that.

usagi: do what?

rei: what are you doing here!? ever heard of knocking meatballhead?

usagi: hey why is the fire out?

grandpa: she put it out.

usagi: what? how?

rei:how should we know!
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me:how was it?

usagi: it sucked so bad you could hear it!

sari: hey thats my line!

mamoru: who's she?

all:never mind!!!!!!!!!!!

hiei: i can guess what your doing.

kurama: it is obvious.

mina: listening to music.

ami: savage garden.

me: singing.

all: dAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	everyone runs away.

me: i ain't that Bad!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DID YA LIKE IT?	
quote:
[as it is said to me] "don't worry the nice people in the white lab coats are
coming. they give you a nice white jacket and a room with rubber walls!"

			~holly
			~Indigo
			~Eri
			~darcy