Actually, I got some responces for this, too. So, most people probably 
got it. Oh, well.


                        Washu Teaches Ryo-ohki a Lesson

			   Written by Aaron Shattuck

			Edited by Chippy the Transvestite Gnome


	Washu had spent many a tedious hour in her vast laboratory, but her 
work was almost rewarded! The concept had struck her from out of the 
blue, about a month ago. Why not invent a machine, that would due away 
with belligerence, and replace it with complete, universal love? There 
would no longer be any war, she thought, and she would be hailed as the 
savior of the universe! The task was not so simple, however. It had 
taken much longer to both design and build her dream, than any other 
machine she had made before. But at last, it was but a few hours until 
completion!
	"I think I deserve a lunch break!" she thought to herself, producing a 
plate of food, that Sasami had prepared for her a day previous. The 
plate contained mostly rice, as well as some saut�ed beef, greens, and a 
single raw carrot. Washu ate ravenously, and soon only the carrot 
remained. She lifted it up to her mouth, when she heard a soft mewing. 
By her feet, sat Ryo-ohki, rubbing at her ankle and begging for the 
carrot.
	"Go away, Ryo-ohki!" Washu snapped. "This is my desert!"
	"Mew mew..." protested the small Cabbit.
	"I said, 'You can't have any!'" Washu declared.
	Suddenly, Ryo-ohki leapt into the air and knocked the carrot out of 
Washu's hands. It fell in a mass of wiring, and Ryo-ohki bounded after 
it happily, going, "Meeow! Meeow!"
	"No!" Washu shouted, but it was too late. The feisty Cabbit had chased 
the carrot into the wiring.
	Ryo-ohki shredded wires and crushed circuits, in her search for the 
stray carrot. Finally, she spotted a patch of orange and rushed to it, 
pulling out even more wires in the process. Smoke began to rise from the 
massive machine. Once Ryo-ohki had made it to the carrot, she celebrated 
by leaping with it, into the air. With a happy "Meow!" she landed in the 
very center of Washu's machine, smashing it's delicate "brain" easily. 
Sparks began to fly and then the whole thing exploded! Chunks of metal 
flew through the air and when the smoked cleared, there was but a 
blackened Cabbit, sitting on a useless shell of scrap metal.
	"Ryyyyyoooooo-oooooohki," snarled Washu, flames leaping in her eyes, 
"This time, you've gone too far!"
	"Meow?" wondered Ryo-ohki, when suddenly, Washu snatched her from her 
seat.
	"Meow! Meow!" protested Ryo-ohki, but Washu would have none of it. She 
took pieces of frayed wire, and used them to pin the Cabbit to a grating 
that was imbedded in the surface of what was once the Love Machine.
	"You like carrots, huh?" Washu smirked menacingly, picking up the 
carrot that Ryo-ohki had pursued. "I'll give you a carrot!!!"
	Washu began to jab Ryo-ohki's face with the carrot, bruising the Cabbit 
to a great extent.
	"Meeeeooow!" cried Ryo-ohki. "Meow! Meeeow!!"
	"Hahahahahha!" replied Washu, slamming the carrot harder into her face. 
Spots of blood began to stain Ryo-ohki's furry noggin. The cabbit 
struggled in vain. She could not even loosen the wires that held her 
bond.
	Washu decided to stop playing around, and began to shove the carrot, 
hard into Ryo-ohki's skull.
	"Meeeeow!!" Ryo-ohki screamed in pain. "Meeaaaaaaow!!!"
	Washu ignored the Cabbit's pathetic cries for mercy and applied even 
more force! Soon, little snapping sounds could be heard. Ryo-ohki 
screamed and screamed, but the pain wouldn't go away! Her vision was 
beginning to go out, and all she could see, was a fuzzy silhouette of 
her tormentor.
	"Die! Die!" screamed Washu. Slamming the carrot down with all her 
might.
	"Meeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!" shrieked Ryo-ohki, until she could only 
cough and gurgle.
	Washu put the whole weight of her body into it and suddenly, Ryo-ohki's 
head exploded! Little pieces of skull and brain, mingled with droplets 
of blood, to shower all over Washu's arm. The carrot had been reduced to 
inedibility.
	"Phew," sighed Washu, wiping the sweat off her brow, and thus smearing 
it with the previous insides of Ryo-ohki's skull.
	Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Ryoko entered Washu's 
lab/dimension, with a concerned look on her face.
	"Washu," she asked, "Did you just kill Ryo-ohki?"
	Washu looked guiltily at the bloody little pile before her.
	"Define 'kill,'" she replied.

The End.


Boy, wasn't that fun? Well?! Wasn't it?!!! Par usual, all questions, 
comments, flames, and declarations of war, are welcome at 
dilandau2@hotmail.com. If you're wondering, no, I'm not on drugs. Unless 
you count these little, lumpy, multi-colored pills I found in an 
unmarked container in my medicine cabinet, but I think they're just 
really old Flinstones vitamins.


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