Subject: [FFML] [FF] [SM] [Spamfic] Waiting For Minako 6 & 7
From: Helen Szeto
Date: 7/14/1998, 12:35 PM
To: "'ayanami@merlin.net.au'" <ayanami@merlin.net.au>, "'ffml@fanfic.com'" <ffml@fanfic.com>

[FFML] [FF] [SM] [Spamfic] Waiting For Minako 6 & 7

Mr. Page wrote:

<snip>

Ami:      Alright, alright, I'll let you go.  No need to get
              rough.

Makoto:Hmph!

Ami:      Of course, you know Usagi and Rei are at it like
              rabbits.

Makoto:In a pigs eye.

Ami:      Or a Davies.

****

<cough, cough> I wonder... does this qualify as a Davies descriptor ?
Andrew Huang has a page with various names as descriptor...

****

Makoto:Hmm?

Ami:      Don't worry.  You won't understand.

Makoto:.....

Ami:      .....

Makoto:I wonder where she's gotten to.

Ami:      Probably sleeping with Artemis.

Makoto:AMI-CHAN!

Ami:      Teehee....

****

ROTFLOL!  A hint... to Strike Fiss for his story: Artemis ! ^_^

****

<snip>

<snip>

Makoto:I mean, it's not as if anyone is going to come along and
        replace us for a while, or anything.

Michiru:        You were saying?

Makoto:What the....  Where the hell did Ami go?

Michiru:        I replaced her, my dear.  She was exhibiting signs of
              fanfic fatigue, and the writer decided it was time to

              give her a holiday.

Makoto:What the hell....  I didn't know this was in our
              contract!

****

What ? After the interesting omakee episodes of Biles, you mean that
the Senshi are -still- not reading their contracts ?!

****

Michiru:        That's because you can't read, my dear.

Makoto:Oh yes....  I keep forgetting.

Michiru:        Now then....  Where were we?

Makoto:We were waiting for Minako.

Michiru:        Ah, now I remember.  It says so in the title.  Yes, very
        well....  We shall wait for Minako with much passion.

Makoto:.....

Michiru:        .....

<snip>

Michiru:        You're too stupid, my dear, to engender any witty
              repartee'.  I'm afraid you're going to HAVE to be

              replaced, too....

Makoto:Is that an insult?

Michiru:        Yes.

Makoto:Why you....

Haruka:Ah, just in time, it seems.

Michiru:        Haruka, my love.

Haruka:Michiru, my darling.

Michiru:        Come to my arms.

Insert sounds of much divine passion here.

Michiru:        This is, most certianly, a lot better.

Haruka:I could see things were not going well between you and
              that lame-ass Jupiter.  I just HAD to intervene.

Michiru:        Yes, but now we face an even greater dilemma.

Haruka:What is that, my love?

Michiru:        Why would a pair of suave and sophisticated
              intelligentia, like ourselves, be waiting for an inbred

              imbecile the likes of Venus?

Haruka:Why, you have a point there.

Michiru:        I do declare, that we replace this wait for Venus with a
              person of greater standing.

Haruka:How about Setsuna....  She is much more worthy to wait
              for.

Michiru:        Indeed.  We shall wait for Setsuna.

****

So I suppose... They have -all- the time in the worlds!

Helen P: