Subject: Re: [FFML] [R1/2][shortfic][lime] Ryouga porks Akari
From: "The Eternal Lost Lurker" <EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net>
Date: 7/12/1998, 5:49 AM
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What he's refering to is that he makes Ryoga out to be Jewish, and
a 

Which, to be quite blunt, is probably one of the most insane
assumptions I've ever seen made in any item of fanfiction. 

First of all, remember that we're dealing with a Japanese family
here. The likelihood of a Japanese family being Jewish is far, far
less than the likelihood of a Japanese family being Christian, and
even that is quite low. 

Secondly, there is a very, very simple reason why Ryouga doesn't eat
pork. HE TURNS INTO A PIG WHEN DOUSED WITH COLD WATER! If *you* spent
at least a third of your life as a particular animal, would you eat
the flesh of same animal? Highly unlikely. 

Not intending to flame here, just offering some honest criticism. I
can appreciate the overwhelming desire to play on a bad joke, but
take things like this into consideration first...

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