Revival
By Belphera
(Opening scene: A clear, overhead view of the Tendo's home. It's a
beautiful
day out. The camera pans down to show the backyard. There, Ranma and
Gemna are
busy sparring against one another. Everyone else is in the dining area.
Soun is
reading his newspaper. Akane is watching the fight, not paying too much
attention to the two. Nabiki is counting a wad of cash that she swindled
off of
Kuno yesterday, smiling vily. Kasumi is busy sweeping the sidewalk in
front.)
Ranma: C'mon, old man,(Ducks under roundhouse)you can do much better
than
that(Jumps over sweep)I'm not even breaking a sweat here.
Gemna: (Throws a few punches)I'm holding back, boy.
Ranma: (Dodge punches)Yeah right.
(Ranma casually sticks his leg out as Gemna lunged towards him, tripping
him
into the pond. Gemna surfaces, in panda form. He tries to mutter
something to
Ranma, but it's incoherent. Ranma just smirks and heads off towards the
house.
Before he knew what hit him, he was soaking wet and in girl form, Genma
splashed
him with water)
Ranma-chan: Why didja do that for?!?(Punts the panda into space)Now I
have to
change back!
(Heads towards the house, fuming. Akane silently giggles to herself)
Ranma-chan: (Angry)What's so funny, Akane?
Akane: (Sarcastically)I don't know, your excellent sense for danger.
Ranma-chan: Humph.
(As the camera zooms away Ranma heads upstairs to the furo, not wanting
to argue with Akane. Soon a trail of dust that seems to be emanating
from its streets appears. The camera quickly zooms in one disturbance.
We immediately realize it's Happousei. Slung over his shoulder, a bagful
of women's panties)
Happousei: (Happily running away from mob of girls)What a load? I can't
believe how many panties on got in one night.
(There are voices trailing from behind him like "Get back here!","We're
gonna make you pay!", and "Give us back our panties!" But soon the
voices start dying down as the mob of girls start trailing behind)
Happousei: Ha ha ha, they'll never catch me.
(Happousei qucikly scurries forth, towards his place of residence, the
Tendo's home. By the time he reaches the front gate, he's greeted by
Kasumi, who was busy sweeping the sidwalk)
Kasumi: Ohiyo gozaimasu
Happousei: Ohiyo, Kasumi(Smiles)How are you today?
Kasumi: I'm doing fine. And you?
Hapoousei: Today's been one of my better days(Readjusts his bagful of
panties, throwing it over his other shoulder)Say, Ranma wouldn't happen
to be home now, would he?
Kasumi: Yes, he is. He's in the backyard. But he's going to be leaving
for school in a minute.
(Before Kasumi had a chance to finish her sentence, Happousei casually
hopped over the outerwall, and into the wall itself. He then hops high
into the air, landing on the roof of the house. There, he places his
precious load of panties down and hops off the roof, and into the
backyard. Once there he sees Ranma going through a flowing kata.
Happousei starts to rush forward to glomp onto him, with a bucket of
cold water. But he stops himself. Looking at Ranma reminded him of
himself, all of a sudden he felt very lonely, all his life, he only
loved one person, and that person was taken from him. Ever since then,
he's buried himself in materialistic things. Recently, he's begun to
notice that his joy of materialistic things weren't as enjoyable.
Instead, he found himself, spending more time at Soun's home, practicing
the art more often. He didn't glomp onto Ranma or Akane as much now.
Surprisingly, he's been teaching them the art.)
(Ranma and Akane...what a pair. They've reminded him so much of himself
and other that he used to have feelings for. Somehow, seeing them
together has brought out a more fatherly... no grandfather like attitude
in him. Looking up at Ranma again, he calmly walked over to him and
observed his student. In the middle of the kata, he stopped him.)
Happousei: Ranma stop.
Ranma: (Spotting Happousei.) What is it jiji?
Happousei: Well my boy, how would you like to skip school today and come
with me to do some training?
Ranma: I really don't feel like stealing panties and copping cheap
feels.
Happousei: (Looking at Ranma seriously) No I mean seriously train in the
art. There's been a new technique I've been meaning to show you.
Ranma: (cautiously) what new technique?
Happousei: Just come with me and I'll show you.
Ranma: Alright then. (Seeing his father walk outside, he called over to
him) Pop! I'm going to do some training with jiji! Tell Akane to leave
without me!
Pop: * Of course son *
(Together Ranma and Happousei run off and towards the edge of town.
After running for an hour, Happousei chooses a spot and they begin by
sparring first. After sparring, Happousei sits down on the grass.
Patting the ground before him, he motions for Ranma to sit. After
getting comfortable, Ranma faces Happousei.)
Ranma: Hey jij, what now?
Happousei: Ranma, now I tell you a story that will help you with your
technique.
Ranma: A story? Com'on, I want to do something!
Happousei: Just listen.
(As Happousei begins his story, Ranma quiets down.)
"Long ago, there was a world where magic and sorcery existed and
thrived. Creatures of magic lived with man, and the times were
fantastic. There was an adventure everyday, the people lived in peace
and harmony with the creatures. At the center of this world were seven
powerful kings. Each king ruled a different race of creatures. Of the
seven kings one ruled the race of the dragon. In time, the seven kings
expanded their kingdoms to reach far and wide of the universe. Their
powers were legendary, and they became gods. Together they reigned the
stars for millenium after millenium. And in the center of them was the
King of the Dragons, who was the most powerful. The Dragon king was wise
and the best of warriors, he had a wife of unpronounceable beauty and a
young daughter. The Princess was the pride of all her people and of the
seven kings and queens. The people of every race fell in love with her,
for she was so innocent. Of course each of the other kings had children,
and each were adored by the public .One day, after the kings ruled for
half-a-million years, an evil force rose up. The god kings fought
against the foul evil, and drove it back. However, the evil force had a
secret weapon. In the midst of the battle, the leader of the force cast
a spell on each of the children and caused their demise. Grief-stricken,
the Dragon King saw his people slaughtered, his friends, who were like
brothers, weeping over their children. And finally he saw his own child.
His wife cried over the body, as the evil force took advantage of the
situation and began to kill the kings one by one. In the end, the Dragon
king held his dead queen and his child in his arms. With one last hope,
the king drew up all his power and more. In one final release, he
destroyed himself and his enemies. However, before he died, he did
create two final objects. One object held the souls of his the seven
kings, queens and children. The second object held a bit of his powers,
hoping that incase his enemies did not die, another could use the
crystal to fight to evil. The first object was an orb, and was buried
somewhere, while the crystal was discovered by A goddess, who was
probably the only one who survived the blast. In time she created her
own kingdom, which was also destroyed. The Kingdoms, which the Kings
used to rule gradually came under the powers a normal people, who were
incompetent. In the end, they suffered at the loss of their protectors.
But there is a prophecy that keeps these people alive. The prophecy
states that the kings will choose a successor and they Chosen ones will
return to the kingdom and set things right, and rid the evil influence
of the dark force."
Ranma: (Dumbfounded) What does that have to do with the technique you're
going to teach me?
Happousei: I'm going to teach you how to harness the power from around
you. This is the kind of power that the Kings used.
Ranma: Does it really work?
Happousei: Only certain people can do it. You must be able to sense the
air around you, be in tune with the life around you. Let the five basic
elements flow through you.
Ranma: (Concentrating)...I don't feel anything.
Happousei: Your not feeling it, your trying to grab it. First feel it.
Feel the air, the swift movements, how it cools the body, the gentle
freshness of the air, as it plays across your face.
Ranma: (Sweating)...
Happousei: now feel the ground, feel the roots of the mountain, stable
and unbending. Feel the fire and heat of nearby campfires. Do you feel
the fire's unpredictable movements, the heat, the intensity. Now feel
the river close by, the water's flowing movements. Feel how it never
stops, breaking through the barriers, wearing their opponents down
gradually and never ending. Finally feel the metallic metal of the
ground and the iron in your blood. Feel it all. Then picture something
happening.
Ranma: (Concentrating) ...not working.
Happousei: Patiently, feel the environment around you, feel their chi,
and their state of being.
Ranma: (Concentrating)....
Happousei: Feel the elements and when you are ready say the word.
Ranma: (Concentrating)...
Happousei: Ranma, feel it, don't force yourself.
Ranma: (Concentration breaking)... It isn't working!
Happousei: Be patient!
Ranma: (Concentration breaking) It doesn't work.
Happousei: Oh Ranma. I guess you are just not the one.
Ranma: No I hafta be able to do this!
Happousei: No Ranma, Forget it.
Ranma: I can do it.
Happousei: Ranma, if you try to hard, you can detonate yourself. Now
release your stress.
(Defeated, Ranma slumps to the ground, and composes himself. After a few
moments, he stands up and turns to leave. Happousei sighs, and follows.
The pair walk into town, unfortunately, Ranma isn't thinking straight
and walks into the bad part of town. Thugs run wild, as Ranma walks
through the town. Happousei, just follows him hoping Ranma will perk up.
Finally. Ranma stops, and turns to Happousei.)
Ranma: I'm going to try every morning, until I get it, but I will learn.
Happousei: good my boy, I knew I could count on you trying at least!
Well why don't we just leave this dump?
Ranma: (Looking around and aware of his environment) Uh...Good Idea.
(As the two turn to leave, they hear a piercing scream, and cry for
help. Ranma sprints in the direction of the scream, and is quickly
followed by Happousei. Arriving in an alley that opens into a courtyard,
Ranma sees four men, a bit taller than himself, a bit older, and a hell
of a lot uglier. They are each wearing some gang symbol on their backs.
In one corner, two girls huddled. One girl is probably ten or so, and
the other was in her mid-teens. They wouldn't have much of a chance
against the men.)
Ranma: I'll take the guys on, you get the girls.
Happousei: Okay, but there is something very familiar about them, that
symbol...
Ranma: Jij, now is not the time to go thinkin' 'bout your memories.
(Jumping down from the room, Ranma lands in front of the four men.)
Man1: Hey, move ya ass, before I beat the living crap outta ya.
Ranma: What do you think your doing? Why do ya want to hurt them?
Man2: Shut yer mouth and move!
Man3: We're going to get the money for those girls.
Ranma: Move back, before I gotta hurt ya.
Man4: Don't think so. (pulls out a gun) It ya don't move, I will shoot
you.
Ranma: (Smirking) Go ahead, I dare ya.
Man2: Shoot him Shoki! (The fourth man pulls the trigger as Ranma simply
knocks the bullet away and into a wall.)
Ranma: Nu-uh. (At that time, Happousei hops down and grabs the two
girls. Then he hops away.)
Man3: He blocked a bullet!
Man1: Hey man, those girls are worth a lot, now move!
Man3: And maybe I can get some. Heh, heh.
Man2: Right, Little girls can be so small and tight.
Ranma: Right, small and tight for your small prick!
(The four men charge and try to kill Ranma. Minutes later, the four men
are on the ground and beaten. Ranma looks around and dusts himself off.)
Ranma: Idiots. (Hopping to the rooftop, he went to Furiken. Hoping
Happousei had followed his directions. Once at Furiken, he hops off the
roof and into the front yard, it is about lunch time, so he starts off
to look for Happousei and Akane.)
Whisper voice: hey, Ranma! Up here in the tree!
Ranma: (looks up into the tree and sees Happousei and two girls who are
huddled behind him.) Jiji! Come down from there!
Happousei: I can't all the girls are going to start a riot and these two
might get hurt!
Ranma: Damn!
Happousei: I'm going to let each one down and I want you to catch them.
Ranma: Why?
Happousei: I'm going back to the dojo to get a room ready for them, it
seems that the two are orphans. And I also have to warn Cologne! Those
men were part of a special group!
Ranma: And You want me to look after them?
Happousei: Yes! (He carefully lowers the first girl out from the tree.
She is very dirty and has ragged clothes. Her hair is covered with mud
and dirt. Her small body was very thin, probably due to lack of food.
However she did have a very distinguishing feature. Her eyes were
grayish blue, and looked very much like his mother's eyes. After he
gently set the first one down, he lifted the second one from the tree
and noticed that she was just as bad as the first girl. Except, she was
definitely older. She stood about five to six inches taller than her
companion. She seemed to be about fifteenish. But he noticed something,
she was barely covered with the minimal clothing she had.)
Ranma: Jiji! Do you got any women clothing on you?!
Happousei: No! That's why, I need you to find Akane and see if she's got
any clothes for her. (With that he leaps away)
Ranma: (muttering) Stupid old man, sticking me with a half-naked girl.
(Looking up, he sighs and peels off his shirt and gives it to the girl,
who thanks his graciously) Alright, now, I'm going to take you girls to
the showers, and I want you to wash yourself good. Then we're going to
go look for Akane, okay? (Both girls nod, as Ranma leads them off to the
showers.)
(Minutes later, the lunch break begins. Among the students outside
eating their lunches is Akane and a group of her friends. The group
automatically moves to the shade of one of the trees.)
Yuka: Hey Akane! What are you wearing to the Senior prom?
Shori: I bet you're going to wear a dress that Ranma picks for you.
Akane: Why would I do that for that pervert? It's bad enough he acts so
perverted around the house, if I wear a real hot dress, then it'll start
giving him ideas.
Sayuri: And that's a bad thing because...?
Akane: I don't want to do anything with that baka!
Shori: Come on Akane, don't tell me that you haven't done it with him
yet!
Akane: (Blushing like a beet) No!
Yuka: How could you! Us girls drool all day long about how nice it would
be to have Ranma, and you have him, and you don't do anything?!
Shori: Yeah, he's got the hottest bod in Japan! I would give everything
to be with a guy like that! Plus he's real honorable and stuff.
Akane: But he treats all his fiancees like dirt!
Sayuri: I guess sometimes, but you can't tell us that you haven't
thought about it.
Akane: Well...
Yuka: (Eyes going wide) Oh my god!
Sayuri: What is it Yu...ka..... (Her eyes widening as well.)
Shori: (looking at where their looking almost faints) God, I want
him....
Akane: (confused) What are you guys looking at? (Turning her head she
finally sees what their gaping at. Ranma is walking across the school
yard wearing only his black Chinese pants and a red sash around his
waist. Holding in his arms is a young girl maybe around nine or ten, she
seems to be asleep, the other girl beside him is about fifteen or
sixteen, deep brown hair and the most beautiful green eyes she has seen.
Her other female classmates gather around Ranma all gaping at him.)
Girl1: Isn't that the cute senior?
Girl2: He's even sexier than the others say he is.
Girl3: Wow! Look at that back!
(Ranma is looking around for someone, but a voice rings out and stops
him in his tracks.)
Hinako: Ranma! You delinquent! Put your shirt back on!
Ranma: (Turning around) I can't unless you want her (pointing at girl
beside him) to be half-naked out here with a bunch of drooling boys
around her!
Hinako: Oh. Who are they? Are they cutting school?
Ranma: They were attacked, so I had to bring them here!
Hinako: Talking back to your elders! Well I'll show you!
Happo-yen-sentsu!
Ranma: No! (Jumping out of the way, he tries to pull the girl away, but
only half succeeds.)
Girl: (Raising her palms) Chi Drain Reflect! (Then she topples over and
falls down. The coin stops in mid-air and shoots back towards Hinako.
Ducking, the coin hits a couple of boys behind her, draining them
effectively, causing a panic. As the dust settles, a crowd gathers
around where Ranma had fallen. The sight shocked them all. The girl fell
on top of Ranma in a very bad position. Ranma promptly stood up with the
younger girl still in his arms. Akane then stormed over to him.0
Akane: Ranma, what are you doing?! And who are these two?
Ranma: Long story Akane, do you mind if I sit down for a sec?
(Nodding, Akane holds the young girl, as Ranma picks up the other girl.
Leading Ranma over to the tree, she got envious looks from several
girls. As Ranma sits the other girls blush deeply.)
Akane: Now mind explaining?
Ranma: Well, me and jiji went training this morning, and on our way
back, we spotted a couple of thugs trying to get these girls. Well, I
got rid of the thugs, and jiji carried the girls over here. Then as soon
as he handed them over to me, he ran off to see Cologne. Sticking me
with the girls, I took them to the girls shower room, and waited outside
(he said quickly noticing that Akane flared up for a second) while the
two of them took a shower and got cleaned up. But ya see they're orphans
so they got no place to stay and no clothes. So I gave Mioki my shirt.
Akane: this is why you skipped school today?
Ranma: Yep, oh yeah, do you think you got any clothes for Mioki?
Akane: Yeah, but at home. Come on, we'll go home now, just wait here
while go and get some of my stuff from the classroom.
(As Akane left, Ranma shifted his eye to the other girls. One had
fainted, one was so red that Ranma thought she was going to burst. One
was inching closer to him. Suddenly the girl in his arms stirred, and
looked up at him, she smiled, and wrapped her arms around his neck
before falling back asleep. After what felt like eternity, and after
dozens of girls came by to ogle him, Akane came back with Lisann in her
arms. Nodding to Ranma, she sprinted towards the dojo. Jumping up and
past all the girls, he hopped onto a fence and began to run. Once they
got home, Ranma didn't go through the door, instead he jumped from the
fence to the ground then to the window of Akane's room. Setting the
Mioki down on the ground, he waited for Akane to come upstairs. After a
few minutes, Akane came through the door and set Lisann down.)
Akane: Ranma, let me handle this, I don't want you peeking at the two.
Ranma: (About to retort, but held back) Okay, leaving the room.
(After Ranma leaves the room, Mioki wakes up, and sits up. Akane is
still rooting through her stuff for some clothes.)
Akane: Oh you're awake! Here are some things to put on. (tossing some
clothes to her.)
Mioki: Arigato. Where is E-Lisann?
Akane: She's sleeping on my bed.
Mioki: Oh, do you know where that man with the pigtail went?
Akane: Ranma? He went to his room down the hall. Why?
Mioki: I wanted to thank him properly and give his shirt back. (Leaving
the room, Mioki goes down the hall, there she spots Ranma entering his
room. Mioki promptly follows him in. inside Ranma looks through his
stuff to find a shirt. Mioki then takes off her shirt and strides up to
Ranma, hugging his back.)
Ranma: (Startled and turning around) What are you doing?
Mioki: I'm trying to thank you. Is something wrong?
Ranma: (Pushing her away) Yes put on some clothes!
Mioki: Then how will you get your prick in me?
Ranma: (Holding his nose) I mean, I don't want to do that to you!
Mioki: (Downcast) Am I that unattractive?
Ranma: (nose stops bleeding) Of course not, but you don't have to do
this to thank me!
Mioki: Why? You are a man and I am a woman, am I not supposed to let you
have your way with me?
Ranma: No. Who gave you that idea?
Mioki: The people at the orphanage.
Ranma: Well they're wrong. Wait, that means that (eyes widen) you're not
a ...
Mioki: Virgin? No, all girls above the age of thirteen aren't virgins.
Ranma: Did they force you to do it?
Mioki: They said everyone did it, so I had to.
Ranma: Those assholes!
(Just then Akane bursts into the room and sees Mioki naked, and Ranma
half naked. Immediately, she flares up.)
Akane: Ranma no hentai!!! (Slamming Ranma out of the room. Then Akane
turns to Mioki with a furious expression.) What were you doing?
Mioki: Thanking him. But he didn't want me.
Akane: Why did you thank him this way? (Gesturing to her body)
Mioki: This is how I was taught.
Akane: Well, it's not right! Put on your clothes, I have to find Ranma.
(Leaving the room she goes outside to see Ranma-chan coming in through
the door.)
Ranma-chan: Akane, I can explain.
Akane: No need, Mioki already told me.
Ranma-chan: Oh, well, let me change first. (Heading into the kitchen,
Akane hears a splash, and then a rustle of clothing. Then Ranma, in male
form, comes out.) Well what are we going to do about those two?
Akane: I don't know, daddy won't be happy with more guests. We don't
have anymore room.
Ranma: Well I could move out of my room, and give the two the guest
room. Kasumi said that there was another smaller guest room. So I'll
sleep in there, and Pop can sleep anywhere else.
Akane: I guess so. Well, we should go and check up on the little girl.
Ranma: Okay. Oh yeah, Akane, have you gone shopping for your dress yet?
Akane: No.
Ranma: Take Mioki out shopping for some clothes. Jiji gave me a wad of
money when he dumped her to me. (tossing a wad of money to Akane)
Akane: Sure, um Ranma, does this mean that we're going together?
Ranma: Um, I guess, if you want to... (Ranma suddenly found the floor
fascinating)
Akane: Of course I want o go with you! Oh I have so many preparations to
make...(Akane's voice trails as she heads upstairs.)
Ranma: Oh man.... I hope no one heard that....
(Soun and Gemna then pop out from no where.)
Soun: Oh I'm so happy, the lines are going to be joined.
Gemna: Good job boy. When can we set the date?
Ranma: (groaning) leave me alone! I gotta go check on Lisann. (running
up the stairs)
(Once he was in Akane's room, he spotted the young girl on her bed, and
Ranma went over to her and stroked her golden blond hair. She reminded
him of someone he couldn't put her finger on. But she was a nice kid.
Suddenly she groaned. Ranma thought this was strange. Then he saw
several red marks. Her arms were filled with puncture marks. About seven
on each arm. Looking closely at each one, he had a suspicion. Lifting
off her shirt, and turning her over, what he saw was horrifying, he
almost cried. On her back were numerous whip marks, and a dozen small
scars. He traced his finger over some of the scars wondering who would
do something like this to such a young girl. Then he saw it. A red line
running up her back leading to the wounds. Immediately, he felt Lisann's
head. She was burning up!)
Ranma: Shit! I've got to get her to a doctor quick. (Wrapping a blanket
around her, he picked her up and carried her out the door. Banging on
his room's door, Akane came to it.)
Akane: What is it Ranma?
Ranma: Akane, Lisann is burning up, I think she's got an infection. We
gotta get her to a doctor!
Akane: What? Come one Mioki, we're going to Dr. Tofu. Ranma, you go find
Happousei, and bring him to Dr. Tofu. He obviously knows something about
those men you were talking about. I'll take Mioki and Lisann to the
doctors.
(Nodding, Ranma handed Lisann over to Akane and sprinted out the door
towards the Nekohatten. Akane dragged Mioki after her to Dr. Tofu.)
Lisann: (Waking a bit) Mommy?
Akane: (Not knowing what to say) yes honey?
Lisann: Where're we going?
Akane: To the doctors.
Lisann: D-d-doctor? Doctors are bad, they do bad things to you.
Akane: No they don't doctors make you feel better, I go to a doctor all
the time.
Lisann: But at the bad place, when we went to the doctors, they used to
poke us with needles and stuff.
Akane: (Barely controlling her anger) Why those stupid... Lisann, I
promise, I'll be there with you the entire time, and I won't let
anything happen to you. Okay?
Lisann: Okay.
Akane: Now just go back to sleep honey.
Lisann: okay mommy, I don't feel too well.
(Once there, Akane met Dr. Tofu, who was preparing to leave.)
Dr. Tofu: Why hello Akane! Who is this young girl?
Akane: This is Lisann, I was wondering if you could look at her. She's
burning up and I think she's got an infection.
Dr. Tofu: Come in.
(Dr. Tofu goes through a routine check up with Lisann, and manages to
relieve all her wounds, so that the bruise marks fade away. Then he
works on the infection and fever. Telling Akane and Mioki to wait
outside, he went back to work. An hour later, Dr. Tofu emerges from the
room. Pulling Akane to one side he has a private conference with her.)
Tofu: Akane, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Lisann has some foreign
substances in her body. The pressure points that I hit should allow her
to excrete all the substances out through urination, so she must keep
drinking lots of fluids over the next few days. What I am very worried
about is that, do you know how old Lisann is?
Akane: Um... 9 or 10?
Tofu: Wrong, she is at most seven years of age. Certain parts of her
body suggest that those chemicals have affected her somehow. The
infection has been controlled and she should be fine within a few days.
But one thing I've checked out was her chi. Akane, She has the infusion
of your chi and Ranma's chi.
Akane: What are you trying to say?
Tofu: (taking a deep breath) I trying to say that she's your child.
Yours and Ranmas to be exact.
Akane: What?! She's seven I didn't even meet Ranma until three years
ago!
Tofu: I don't know, but it is to my belief that she is basically a test
tube baby, at an accelerated growth.
Some of the things that I checked out were her strength, I hit a point
on her that should have made her stop moving all together, however, she
was able to move her arms still. Also she seems to have an altered chi,
it is very strong, for one at such a young age. I would watch her
carefully. She will turn out to be an extremely strong and powerful
child.
Akane: Who would do something like this to the child? I'll bet it was
something that damn orphanage did. Ranma and I will check it out. How
did they get my egg and Ranma's... you know what.
Tofu: I don't know. I will try and find out more about this orphanage
and some bizarre experiments. For now, take Lisann home and let her get
some rest. You must monitor her constantly. If she starts to burn up you
must give her some of this. (Handing her a case of antibiotics)
Akane: I will. (Standing up she leaves the room. Once outside she bumps
into Ranma.) Ranma! Where's Happousei?
Ranma: Jiji and Mioki are checking up on Lisann, what did Doc say?
Akane: (Remembering what Dr. Tofu told her.) Ranma, I have something
very important to tell you. (Pulling him outside.) Ranma, does Lisann
remind you of someone?
Ranma: Well, now that I think about it, yeah. Her eyes look just my
mom's eyes, and her face looks like yours.
Akane: Yes, do you know why?
Ranma: Cause her parents look like us?
Akane: No try again.
Ranma: (eyes widening) Your not saying...
Akane: yes.
Ranma: What?! My mother had an affair with your dad?!
(Akane stares for a second, then smacks Ranma.)
Akane: no you baka! She's our child!
Ranma: What?! But we've never... you know.
Akane: I don't know how either, but she is, Dr. Tofu read her chi lines,
and said it was a mix of ours. He also said that she was definitely from
a test tube. Meaning someone got a hold of your...you know, and my eggs.
Ranma: how?
Akane: I don't know, but that child in there is ours. We have to treat
her like our daughter.