I know, I know, it's not anime.  But I think it's pretty damn funny!
Some notes: I am female, and NO, I was NOT drunk when I wrote this.

Disclaimer: I happen to like Geocities.  And I have nothing against AOL,
or AOL users, so defenses for, and offenses against, are quite useless
to me.  Enjoy!

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A Day in the Life of Your Mailbox

mail.geocities.com: Hey, do you have a...whats' say?  Princesca?

AoL: Lemme check, man.  *checks through files system* Nope.  Got a
PrinceMerc, that any good?

mail.geocities.com: Nah.  They'll give me one of those "diagnostics"
things.  HATE those.

AoL: Tough luck, man.  Hey, I got this cooooll new virus.  I special
ordered it from a *looks shifty* source.  Ya want some?  High quality
stuff.  Guaranteed to give ya the greatest f***ing high you ever had.

mail.geocities.com: Maybe later.  And watch your language, my girl's
coming over soon.

AOL: Geo's got a girlfriend, Geo's got a girlfriend,...

mail.geocities.com: Hey, shut up!

AOL: Ya know I'm just razzing you, man.  What's her name?

mail.geocities.com: Prodigy.  She's got the longest codes I've ever
seen.

AOL: You know, man, it ain't the _codes_ that count. *wink, wink*

mail.geocities.com: Man, get your mind out of the Trash Bin!  Whatever
happened to your girl?

AOL: Juno? ;_;  She dumped me.

mail.geocities.com: Aw, that's rough.

AOL: She said I had too many users, and that I wasn't responsive enough
to HER needs.

mail.geocities.com: Women.  

AOL: Hey, you wanna have dinner together?

mail.geocities.com: Sure, but don't you gotta work?

AOL: Nah, I've been chugging along pretty steadily now.  I think I'm due
for a day off.

mail.geocities.com: 8, then, EST?  I know some pretty little transistors
that like hanging out at the MB.

AOL: Cool.  You driving?

mail.geocities.com: Of course.  You drive like a girl, man.

AOL: Do NOT!

mail.geocities.com: Do, too.  Slow as snail mail.

AOL: DO NOT!

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Comments and criticism welcome.