Okay, folks.  If this little challenge-thing is going to continue, I
just have one suggestion:

USE WORDS OF ONE SYLLABLE!

I think maybe two or three of these (numerous) fics have been
successfully written according to the rule of the challenge.  If you're
going to post one, read it over *slowly*, and possibly speak it aloud at
the same time.  Otherwise, you end up looking like you can't count.

Thank you for your time.  I feel... cleansed.