At 02:29 PM 7/8/98 -0500, RPM - acct 3/5 wrote:
You thought it would never happen.
Correction: we -hoped- it would never happen. ^_^;;
Here it is. The story that shouldn't have
been done, a followup to last year's
hit Hellblazer/Ah My Goddess crossover,
DIRE FATES (http://www.uh.edu/~rpm/direfates)
Be scared.
Oh, I am, believe me, I am...
John Constantine:
SAILOR HELLBLAZER
Hey Rod, and you said Eva and Ranma don't go together???? ^_^
BETA VERSION
A 'Blame Mike Loader' Production
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Hey now, you know, 'Everyone wants to be like Mike'
Thus, it was on one somewhat warm late summer day that a cat
with a particular wand was on its way to London, where it
knew a young lady by the name of Gemma Constantine Masters
was living.
It was time for her to face Destiny.
However, the oddest thing happened. Destiny ran headlong
into John Constantine.
No need for subtle forshadowing here...
The cat raised its head slowly, then seemed to pass out.
John watched it with a little confusion and a lot of
amusement. Didn't cats usually land on their feet?
"S'gotta be the clumsiest bloody cat I've ever seen."
o'course, the bloody kick in de arse had nothin' to do with it.
"Ow! What the frig?!" He slowly rose to his feet and
looked for the object he'd tripped on.
Ohhh... someone in Valhalla is getting pissed right now.
For now, Gemma gave up on seeing the pen, but she silently
vowed to get a hold of it later, by hook or by crook.
hopefully that will happen soon. ^^;;
Sailor.... sailor.... something about sailor...
Maybe fish?
Hm.
Fish sounded good.
Trout Power, Makeup!
Catfish Power, Makeup!
Red Snapper Power, Makeup!
In the name of Caviar, we will punish you!
Hmmm... now that's just plain silly.
"Not so fast, squire," he said.
She looked at the stranger with mild irritation. He seemed
to be ordinary enough. At least he wasn't one of those
lunatic girls with short skirts and magic wands.
Once again, that not-so-subtle forshadowing. Frighteningly
enough, it works really well in this story.
It made do with what was handy. Normally, this would be
impossible, but there was something strange it sensed about
its current owner.
Not quite Gemma Constantine Masters, but it would have to
do.
Oh dear, please, not this...
She stood tall and proud. "I am Calcite of the Negaverse."
I assume you've met my brother, Calcium? Sorry... BTW, was
there really a Calcite in SM? I don't know all the Nega-people.
Negaverse? John frowned. Hadn't heard that one before.
"Calcite? Innit the stuff that comes with milk?"
Oh. guess it wasn't that bad of a joke after all...
John stared at the pen for a moment, mesmerized by the
swirling patterns on its surface. Words rose from the back
of his mind, racing towards his mouth.
"Hell... fire... power?"
*POOF*
"What the.... BLOODY HELL!"
You did it... you actually went and- oh nevermind...
Suddenly, she felt a chill run through her spine. It was as
if something had left her... a piece of her soul, perhaps.
No, no, no... left? not for good I hope... I'm enjoying this,
but don't wanna read anymore! ^_^
Where once there stood an ordinary man, there was now a
woman in a short black pleated dress and tight black
leotard.
...
BWHAHAHAHA.... Oh gods, you have to make a pic of this scene! it
just screams for fanart! I'm picturing John's stubbled face, long
black hair, that cocky, 'Yeah I fucked over Lucifer' look, and of course,
the signature lit cigarette.
There was no way in hell she was willing to say 'In the name
of love, I will punish you!'.
No.
Bloody.
Way.
John straightened herself out, pointed the wand at the
woman, and posed dramatically, tho in a somewhat macho
fashon.
"In the name of love.... fuck off."
ROTFL!!! Priceless ending...
You guys gonna continue this one? Not sure how to feel about that...
how's AMG/ The Dreaming 3 coming along? Nice one, I -do- look forward
to Sailor Hellraiser meeting the others. that would definitely be a scene
worth reading...
Later,
-Anand
anandr@earthlink.net
anandr@deranged-otaku.com
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