In a message dated 7/7/98 9:14:50 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
shunsuke@mailcity.com writes:

Okay, this isn't a new story, only a retelling of an OAV, but I
 think you'll find it's definitely one of the most coherent
 one-syllable fanfics. (ego^2)

really? well, here goes another retelling of an OAV

See Ami.
Ami is a nerd.
See Ami read.
Ami is cute.
See Ami take a bath.
Ami likes water.
Ami likes sandwich.
Ami goes to school.
Ami gets test scores.
Ami gets second highest score.
Mercury gets highest score.
Mercury is a nerd.
No one knows who Mercury is.
Ami mad.
Ami study.
Ami likes to study.
Ami likes to study too much.
Ami gets sick.
Ami gets possessed.
Sailor Moon saves Ami.
Ami is saved.
Ami falls in love with Mercury.
They live happyly ever after. 

	Okay... I know this wasn't as good as teh other one... ah... forget it!
Shigeryu