Well, I'm bored right now, so, in the interest of filling that boredom,
here it is; The answer to the question that's probably been plaguing all of
us (or at least me) : What if Rei Ayanami and Ruri Hoshino met up? Think of
all the zaniness that would ensue with everyone's favorite albinos!!! Here
it is, my first meaningless fic; 

kusou no yakuza presents...
a kusou no yakuza production...
[Insert Title Here]
by Ucchan/Kiyone the Omnipotent
made with support from kusou no yakuza
in association with kusou no yakuza
and made possible with a grant from the kusou no yakuza foundation...and by
viewers like you.
IT BEGINS!!!

REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ...
RURI: ...
REI: ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN! I'M LYING! I REALLY DO HAVE EMOTIONS AFTER ALL,
AND IN REALITY I'M A FRIENDLY AND OUTGOING PERSON!!! (sobs)
RURI: Baka.

Wasn't that great, folks?
C&C welcome, though I'll be shocked if you have any.
I really felt a driving force behind the dialogue in this fic...it's as if
I was really writing from the characters themselves...particularly Ruri, in
her last line.
(c) 1998 kusou no yakuza enterprises. all rights reserved.
										Ucchan
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http://ucchan.simplenet.com/

"Hi, I'm Rei Ayanami! How's it hangin'?"

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