No Ranma 1/2.  That would be redundant, since loads of people have 
already written R 1/2 as though it was written by another writer.  
(Unless of course you can think of a _truly_ bizarre and 
distinctive author to do it.  James Joyce or Hemingway perhaps.)

Okay, I submitted to the temptation:

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        ranmarun, past nekucchans, from offence of canal to 
indwellingdirtstoop of waterlady, malletchased by 
bakawaiikunotemba, brings us by leorbitus conflyus to thenvirons 
of Tendojo.

        In the beginagin, for explicification:  Ranma-san, fiance 
d'amores quatres, fr'over the China Sea had eswum, pawsued by 
bearassed father in angerous wordispute of giri, and 
endrencharrived feminized avec pandarous duty oer hisherhead.  
Akanaiikune him befriended four dojospar in the aftermarth of 
misigendrification uncovered soun after herhis arrival.  
Kemperformance avec strengthandstyle, but Ronnama nondefeated 
Akane by fightingnot and headtouch.

        After, the furo, andiscovery as Genma-Soun talk; Bakane 
inwalked upon Rotokoma enbathed.  Her gut hentaied in nots, she 
cried unto the sealing of bathing pervert, and sought to him 
damagekilldead.  But as she o'erhead tableheld, Ranma entrances:  
"Sorry 'bout this."

        In short papanda definates the sorrowpool cursexchange 
with watherthrow and girlforming.  Nabikasukane confustunned, but 
Tendad is uncrying and rejoyceful at prospect of familyjoyn.  
Unto threndo sistren papresented Ranma is, as betrotential 
husbandtobe unto one.  Sistelders buckpass and Ranmakane 
pairform, unwilling and unwont.  Angresentment both in 
fatherfaces and eachinsult; tablestrike downthrows Ranma aft'he 
claims beautyform grater upon 'Kane.

        "Thatty had coming," Sagenma explicates the obvious 
untendo.

        Later, to encouragesmentify, "spunkute," Genda to son 
claims; Rotokoma "kawaiikune" says in dasagreemint.

from "Finnegans Half", by James Joyce

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-- Bob

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