Subject: [FFML][SONGFIC][Parodi-fic] "SPAMMER ALL!"
From: Joshua Seames
Date: 7/2/1998, 6:43 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com


I wrote this when I was bored. Sue me. ^_^




  Not meant to attack all spammers (since i'm one too, after all), just merely
the ignorant idiots like Happosai who can't think of anything else other than
torturing an anime character (not to mention us) for his own perverted pleasure.
Blah.  This is the last you'll hear about this outta me.

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(to the tune of "Hyperdoll")

First Stanza
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You'd run away,
if you were smug enough to earn the name:

   "Spammer All!"

You hear the call,
someone is pissed and life won't be the same,

  "Spammer All!!"

Yes at lunch or at night,
You'll keep up the fight,
to release stuff....
that just ain't RIGHT!!!

Annoying, Cloying,
That's a "Spammer All!"
You gave us crud,
now prepare to take the fall!
You're burning server space!
Now you just insulted Tybalt,
right to his face!

   One more post-- "SPAMMER ALL!!"


2nd Stanza
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People you meet,
think you should be banned instantly...

"Spammer All"!

Your post may be neat,
but it's something no one really needs to see...

"Spammer All"!!

Yes, with fingers on keys,
no one is likely to be pleased,
And if by any chance it's sleeze,
you'll be BANNNNNNEEEDDD!!!

Fearless loser,
That's a "Spammer All!"
Likely a boozer,
that's a "Spammer All!"
You're out for us to see...
Say your crap!
Now get up and leave!

One more post-- "SPAMMER ALL!!"

(beat)

Feel the crowds, booing at your back!
You may not like it, but that's life, jack!
You took a big risk,
talk-ing about Ranma-chan's naughty bits!

ONE MORE POOOOOST!---- "SPAMMER ALL!"
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10-Q, 10-Q.


     -_^ Joshua-kun ^_-
       *Joshua Seames*
        j_kun@lni.net
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  Kneel before the Red-haired
       Hacker Goddess!!
         Go on, KNEEL!
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